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    Funny Story....

    I was about 22 at the time. Friends were trying to hook me up with my buddies GF's aunt. The aunt was about 30. Cute, but not overly so. Always acted like an aunt should around her niece, but was very much the tramp when I was alone with her. Didn't particulary feel it between us, but since no other women at the time, she would do in a pinch. Anyways, she was wanting to go to a biker party up in the hills. I thought that would be cool, so I stopped by her place that weekend to pick her up. She met me at the door with hardly anything on, and after closing the door, gave me a pretty damm good blow job. When we got to the party, she saw someone she knew, and as we were pretty drunk, she started hanging with him. I really didn't care, but some buddies came and told me she was making out with some other dude. So I walked up to them, still making out, and then they stopped. the guy got all defensive, and so i told him he's got me all wrong. She came to the party with me, but if he wants her to go home with him, I'm down with that. And by the way, I'm already through with her, as she gave me a damm good blow job just a little while ago....

    ...I'm walking away, and I coulda sworn I heard this guy gagging and then spitting. I mean it's only right he knows where her mouth was just a little while ago, right?

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    I love it

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    I could go story for story but I will either get kicked off or no one will believe me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rwy2778 View Post
    I could go story for story but I will either get kicked off or no one will believe me lol
    Probably the later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rwy2778 View Post
    I could go story for story but I will either get kicked off or no one will believe me lol
    duh.... it's a story thread

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    ahahahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rwy2778 View Post
    I could go story for story but I will either get kicked off or no one will believe me lol
    That's why I always post pictures to back it up. lol

    Perfect payback TR.

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    Lol that's funny bro. I would've said the same thing.

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    Times ..... probably the same as doxmaster has had happen to him on the Cougar thread .....lol
    Last edited by paulzane; 06-06-2012 at 04:11 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Times ..... probably the same as doxmaster has had happen to him on the Cougar thread .....lol
    why man why do you have to make me think about sh*t like that .

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    why man why do you have to make me think about sh*t like that .
    Probabaly because I have 38 more years of sexual stories in my head than you .... and it is funny!!!


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    that may be so but now that thought is going to be stuck in my head everytiime I see this lady.

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    Dont worry Dox it could have happened to any of us anytime we have kissed a girl. Hell all the whores I used to hook up with.....damn good chance

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAB1 View Post
    Dont worry Dox it could have happened to any of us anytime we have kissed a girl. Hell all the whores I used to hook up with.....damn good chance
    thanks man that actually made me feel better your right Im sure its probably happend to alot of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Probabaly because I have 38 more years of sexual stories in my head than you .... and it is funny!!!

    true, very true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    why man why do you have to make me think about sh*t like that .
    just think about when you are going down on her and the other young guy she just dropped off.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    times ..... Probably the same as doxmaster has had happen to him on the cougar thread .....lol
    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    why man why do you have to make me think about sh*t like that .
    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    probabaly because i have 38 more years of sexual stories in my head than you .... And it is funny!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    that may be so but now that thought is going to be stuck in my head everytiime i see this lady.
    awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Times ..... probably the same as doxmaster has had happen to him on the Cougar thread .....lol
    so yer saying that Dox has had a taste of another bloke before?

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    how did I know I was going to sh*t If I went out with this lady at least my friends only laughed for a couple days but you guys are relentless , the worst part is it was you guys who told me to do it.

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    ^^^ thats the best part.

    So how did the other guy taste?
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    so yer saying that Dox has had a taste of another bloke before?
    Probably ..... but she just told him that she was making a merringue and some egg white fell into her panties ..LOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    ^^^ thats the best part.

    So how did the other guy taste?
    oh shit! this is going to be ggood

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Probably ..... but she just told him that she was making a merringue and some egg white fell into her panties ..LOLOL
    lol. i cant fvcking stop laughing at that
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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster
    how did I know I was going to sh*t If I went out with this lady at least my friends only laughed for a couple days but you guys are relentless , the worst part is it was you guys who told me to do it.
    rofl... you're too easy man..
    Noone's giving you shit because you hooked up with her, they are giving you a hard time because they always get a reaction out of you. They're just having a bit of fun...
    We're proud of you for bangin the MILF.. now stop worryin about everything and go beat that sh*t up

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Probably ..... but she just told him that she was making a merringue and some egg white fell into her panties ..LOLOL
    now that there is some funny shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    lol. i cant fvcking stop laughing at that

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    looks like im reading 13 pages of the cougar thread tonight...

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    i thought one of you blokes would share a story with us as we all sit around the camp fire passing around the jug of cheap wine...

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    Best story I have was some revenge on an ex I threw out of my apt. She moved out and took everything. I came home to no towels no toothbrush and no pillows or blankets. Fast forward a couple months and she wants me back. Had some unprotected wake up sex with the chick from the night before took her home that afternoon. Did a little day drinking and called the ex up and got a great blowjob with no shower in between. I felt better about how things went down during the break up after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    rofl... you're too easy man..
    Noone's giving you shit because you hooked up with her, they are giving you a hard time because they always get a reaction out of you. They're just having a bit of fun...
    We're proud of you for bangin the MILF.. now stop worryin about everything and go beat that sh*t up
    thank you that eases me up a bit

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