Dumb shit youve made girls say

**cherrydrpepper** · 06-21-2012, 05:11 PM

What dumb shit.. (yes you razr and you roman) have you made girls say during S-E-X ?

My fav:

To a stripper: "I'm a big tittied stripper"

FFS i wish I had dated that squirter longer than a week.. I could have got some good ones out of that.

**Brohim** · 06-21-2012, 05:49 PM

I have never dated a squirter (yet)

**gixxerboy1** · 06-21-2012, 05:51 PM

i mad a girl wear a football helmet

**jpowell** · 06-21-2012, 06:03 PM

ive had a squirter--lol fun times. scared me at first thought she was pissing on me.

i can tell this thread is gonna be hilarious..

im pretty old schoold--make em tell me

"its yours"
"daddy"
"fvck me"

my ALL TIME FAVE

"DONT CUM IN ME"!

**MickeyKnox** · 06-21-2012, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Brohim

I have never dated a squirter (yet)

never again unless she's soooo hot i can't refuse. waaaay to messy. last girl soaked my sheets, then another set of sheets, then a comforter, then i finally had to go into the camping gear and get my 600$ sleeping bag...all in the same night. i didn't have enough linen to date her anymore.

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

i mad a girl wear a football helmet

hahahahahaa that's hilarious!

**Rwy** · 06-21-2012, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

i mad a girl wear a football helmet

really leaving yourself open on this one lol

**Rwy** · 06-21-2012, 06:19 PM

I took this israeli girl home one night and she seemed normal at the club but that changed when we got home

I am railing her porno style and she is like tell me you love me. I m like are you serious and she is like tell me you ****ing love me so I was like I ****ing love you and then smacked her in the back of the head

**gixxerboy1** · 06-21-2012, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Rwy2778

really leaving yourself open on this one lol

it was for her safety. She was getting her head bounced off the headboard

**Brohim** · 06-21-2012, 06:31 PM

[QUOTE=MickeyKnox;6049792]never again unless she's soooo hot i can't refuse. waaaay to messy. last girl soaked my sheets, then another set of sheets, then a comforter, then i finally had to go into the camping gear and get my 600$ sleeping bag...all in the same night. i didn't have enough linen to date her anymore.

QUOTE]

How do you find a squirter? Just luck?

**Dpyle** · 06-21-2012, 06:31 PM

Was with a squirter once. Found it out the hard way when she was sitting on my face and I got water boarded. Horrible experience I thought I was drowning.

**thehulk2203** · 06-21-2012, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

Was with a squirter once. Found it out the hard way when she was sitting on my face and I got water boarded. Horrible experience I thought I was drowning.

Haha. I thought mine pissed all over me.

**Razor** · 06-21-2012, 06:41 PM

Things she said

"I like cum on my face"
"Fck me harder"
"Stick it in my ass"
"Cum on my tits"

**Times Roman** · 06-21-2012, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by Brohim

I have never dated a squirter (yet)

when i was much younger, and not having a clue about squirting, i was going down on this chic, and she fukken squirted all over my face. I was PISSED!!!

....bitch! pissing on me!

**DeadlyD** · 06-21-2012, 06:44 PM

"sh*t my d*ck out!" .... oh wait I said that she said ouch !!

**Times Roman** · 06-21-2012, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

What dumb shit.. (yes you razr and you roman) have you made girls say during S-E-X ?

My fav:

To a stripper: "I'm a big tittied stripper"

FFS i wish I had dated that squirter longer than a week.. I could have got some good ones out of that.

what?

what about:

oh CDP! you're so big! biggest I"ve ever been with.

Remmeber? you were telling that story at the pub? 'bout that 40 year old whore with the pvssy the size of a cow's?

**Dpyle** · 06-21-2012, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by jpowell

my ALL TIME FAVE

"DONT CUM IN ME"!

Heard this one a lot

**Igifuno** · 06-21-2012, 07:32 PM

I had a chick come up to me in a club a few years bak and asked me 'do you come here often?' I was like, 'seriously? That's the best you got? Do you come here often? And laughed as I waked away. Yea, that was a pretty a hole thing to do but whatever. It was funny.

Let's see what else.. 'just promise me we can do it one last time' (as I'm breaking up with her) had to laugh at that one too, but damn right I did it.

**Times Roman** · 06-21-2012, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

I had a chick come up to me in a club a few years bak and asked me 'do you come here often?' I was like, 'seriously? That's the best you got? Do you come here often? And laughed as I waked away. Yea, that was a pretty a hole thing to do but whatever. It was funny.

Let's see what else.. 'just promise me we can do it one last time' (as I'm breaking up with her) had to laugh at that one too, but damn right I did it.

nothing wrong with break up sex. give it all ya got baby cuz after this there aint no more!!!

**Igifuno** · 06-21-2012, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

nothing wrong with break up sex. give it all ya got baby cuz after this there aint no more!!!

You know that's right!

**Rwy** · 06-21-2012, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

it was for her safety. She was getting her head bounced off the headboard

lol awesome save

**cherrydrpepper** · 06-22-2012, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

what?

what about:

oh CDP! you're so big! biggest I"ve ever been with.

Remmeber? you were telling that story at the pub? 'bout that 40 year old whore with the pvssy the size of a cow's?

It was more like a goat baaahhhh

**jasc** · 06-22-2012, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

It was more like a goat baaahhhh

You were on a roll last night CDP.. had me laughin my ass off this morning... keep up the good work.

**cherrydrpepper** · 06-22-2012, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

You were on a roll last night CDP.. had me laughin my ass off this morning... keep up the good work.

Haha thanks I think it was the vodka

**JAB1** · 06-22-2012, 08:59 AM

Ok might get flamed for this but wierdest one: was drunk ****ing this chick I was late twenties she was 19. I was having trouble getting off due to being ****ed up, she yells"come in me you fu^*ing pu^sy", that just put the pressure on and couldnt get off. f^c*kd her a bunch more tho, I think she was abused or something, said the weirdest shit, wanted to be pissed on, etc, and always talked about her step dad.

**JAB1** · 06-22-2012, 09:05 AM

Another one. I dated "if you could call it that" a lithuanian girl who was a straight up barbie doll, that spoke ZERO english. My best friend was hungarian, and her and her friend were lithuanian. Her friend could speak some english, and started dating my friend and hooked us up via translating. anyway, she said a bunch of shit during sex but I didnt understand a word of it. Dated her for about a month and communicated via body language, facial expressions, etc...weird but worth it, she was the hottest girl ive been with, then she moved back to her country

**jasc** · 06-22-2012, 09:10 AM

An old buddy of mine used to have his gf talk about his muscles when he needed that little extra push to completion.. Weird f'n dude.

His girl was smokin hot, but he would often have problems finishing. He set up a mirror next to the bed n would watch his muscles flexing as he was putting in work to get him goin. It got to the point where she would talk about n compliment the individual muscles that were flexing while he was performing..

The poor bastid told us this over a few drinks one night.. To this day he still gets shit about it.. haha

**gixxerboy1** · 06-22-2012, 09:13 AM

your friend is gay

**jasc** · 06-22-2012, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

your friend is gay

My thoughts exactly..

He was your typical 5'10 120lb scrawny kid with glasses who girls laughed at until he discovered roids later in high school n became the most vain douche you've ever met.

**freddy1418** · 06-22-2012, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

it was for her safety. She was getting her head bounced off the headboard

Lmfao!!!

**Times Roman** · 06-22-2012, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

An old buddy of mine used to have his gf talk about his muscles when he needed that little extra push to completion.. Weird f'n dude.

His girl was smokin hot, but he would often have problems finishing. He set up a mirror next to the bed n would watch his muscles flexing as he was putting in work to get him goin. It got to the point where she would talk about n compliment the individual muscles that were flexing while he was performing..

The poor bastid told us this over a few drinks one night.. To this day he still gets shit about it.. haha

he probably beats offf staring at himself in the mirror too

**Rwy** · 06-22-2012, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by JAB1

Ok might get flamed for this but wierdest one: was drunk ****ing this chick I was late twenties she was 19. I was having trouble getting off due to being ****ed up, she yells"come in me you fu^*ing pu^sy", that just put the pressure on and couldnt get off. f^c*kd her a bunch more tho, I think she was abused or something, said the weirdest shit, wanted to be pissed on, etc, and always talked about her step dad.

My old roomate dated a chick like this. She ****ed him up bad but he was kind of a *****. He had a limp noodle after dating her and needed to see a sex dr

his girl liked to be choked to the point she turned blue in the face and she owuld always call him a ***** and to do it harder

personally I would love to bang a chick like this. I have my own issues and these comments would def bring out the juggernaut

**GetItHot** · 06-22-2012, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Rwy2778

personally I would love to bang a chick like this. I have my own issues and these comments would def bring out the juggernaut

I couldnt agree more.

**spywizard** · 06-22-2012, 01:49 PM

I made her say

"Stop please I'll make you a sandwich"...

**spywizard** · 06-22-2012, 01:51 PM

another one..

"If you sleep over I'll do your laundry"... love this one..

**spywizard** · 06-22-2012, 01:52 PM

I can't come see you tonight, my car needs new tires..

She says

"I'll buy them for you.. will you come over..".

**spywizard** · 06-22-2012, 01:52 PM

my all time fav.

"Call me"...

**spywizard** · 06-22-2012, 02:03 PM

"It's so big, i don't know if it will fit"

my response is always

"It's ok honey, i'll take it slow and easy past your heart.."

**haterade** · 06-22-2012, 02:20 PM

dated a smokin black girl for about 6 months.. she acted super white, so i nicknamed her white trash.. always got a good laugh out of her referring to herself as that..

"fvck my tight white trash *****"

**Noles12** · 06-22-2012, 04:12 PM

A few months back I met a chick at the bar. I should have known from the start when she approached me that she was gonna be a psycho.

Took her home that night and hooked up with her a few more times before i had to call it quits.

She was a squirter, liked to say I was a ***** at times, and was just an all around psycho

**Times Roman** · 06-22-2012, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Noles12

A few months back I met a chick at the bar. I should have known from the start when she approached me that she was gonna be a psycho.

Took her home that night and hooked up with her a few more times before i had to call it quits.

She was a squirter, liked to say I was a ***** at times, and was just an all around psycho

coulda been worse.

after you slipped her the Funky Cold Medina

you could have discovered she had an Oscar Meyer Weiner?

...just saying