Getting Old....

[Kawigirl]

Well...I'm no spring chicken (but still look damn good for my age!)...but what was that one thing that when you said something, saw something...or felt something; you knew and said to your self..."Damn, I'm gettin old?"

[DSM4Life]

When my knee gets sore.( total non sexual way. From working )

[Hunter]

my youngest sister getting married, made me feel very old.

[RaginCajun]

Well...I'm no spring chicken (but still look damn good for my age!)...but what was that one thing that when you said something, saw something...or felt something; you knew and said to your self..."Damn, I'm gettin old?"

my 87 year old grandpa says, "your as only as old as ya feel?" so, how are ya feelin'? i think you just need some young stud like me to make ya feel all young again! miss having ya around!

[JD250]

When my daughter was about 8 we had friends with a son that was about 10.....we always thought it was cute and joked about them probably getting married someday.........he's 25 and been deployed 3 times, going to medical school through the army and they've been married for over a year now!

[Kawigirl]

my 87 year old grandpa says, "your as only as old as ya feel?" so, how are ya feelin'? i think you just need some young stud like me to make ya feel all young again! miss having ya around!

Thanks Ragin!

I still feel pretty young...healthy...happy. For me ....and this may sound trite...but I was looking at my hands the other day...damn they're lookin older...ha!

[RaginCajun]

Thanks Ragin!

I still feel pretty young...healthy...happy. For me ....and this may sound trite...but I was looking at my hands the other day...damn they're lookin older...ha!

better your hands than your rear!!!!!!!!!!

[evander87]

I'm often reminded by my age when talking about past pop culture. I was on a date and talking about movies when I mentioned something about the movie The Goonies she replied "I was 3 when that came out".

[Times Roman]

WHAT????

(why's everyone looking at me?)

[gixxerboy1]

WHAT????

(why's everyone looking at me?)

Do you remember when you started to feel old? Or was that to long ago?

[Times Roman]

Do you remember when you started to feel old? Or was that to long ago?

when i look in the mirror and see 85% gray (my daughter calls it salt and pepper), it reminds me I should be feeling old....

....just not ready for that yet.

[Rwy]

When my knee gets sore.( total non sexual way. From working )

bro you are a funny ****ing bastard lol

[Rwy]

Last night when I saw ted surronded by 20 year olds not finding much of the movie funny

[Times Roman]

Last night when I saw ted surronded by 20 year olds not finding much of the movie funny

so were you having feelings of inadequacy by watching a teddy bear get more action than you? =)

[Igifuno]

Let's see:

Since my daughter turned 14
Since it takes me twice as long to reach my goals
Since I don't want to go out every weekend
Since it takes longer to recover after getting hammered
I'm site there's more but that is all for now.

[GirlyGymRat]

Thanks Ragin!

I still feel pretty young...healthy...happy. For me ....and this may sound trite...but I was looking at my hands the other day...damn they're lookin older...ha!

when i look in the mirror and see 85% gray (my daughter calls it salt and pepper), it reminds me I should be feeling old....

....just not ready for that yet.

check in the spa and products for these conditions. also maybe in the anti aging section where members are asking about peps and gh and such.

glad to have u back Kawi

[Times Roman]

check in the spa and products for these conditions. also maybe in the anti aging section where members are asking about peps and gh and such.

glad to have u back Kawi

that's funny. not once in all my posts have i ever went into the spa here.

[ghettoboyd]

i feel old everytime my wife kids me about my "silver wings" that im developing on the sides of my head...and also when i look at my 11 yr old daughter whome looks like shes 14-15...i pitty the first boy that she brings home...

[ironbeck]

When I started getting up 3hrs early for work, just to work the kinks out and go through my morning routine and remember all the things I take with.

[songdog]

There were so many clues I lost count.But I am glad to see you back Kawi

[JohnnyVegas]

I am 43 and my wife is 33. She recently finished up her MBA and we went out for a post-graduation celebration with several of her classmates.

At some point early in the evening I realized I was old enough to be the father of almost everyone at the table.

[Igifuno]

i feel old everytime my wife kids me about my "silver wings" that im developing on the sides of my head...and also when i look at my 11 yr old daughter whome looks like shes 14-15...i pitty the first boy that she brings home...

Ghetto I feel you man.. My oldest is 14 and has a bf who came over for the first time last week for dinner and to play wii with her and some friends. Its a tough pill to swallow but it's going to happen. Just watch over and protect her and don't leave them alone lol.

[AD]

i am 40, my kids are 6, 3, and 7mths. i have 2 nannies to look after the 3 kids and thinking of getting a third. cos i'm just too old and tired to keep up with them.

hey wait, is that old or is that just lazy...

[< <Samson> >]

Ghetto I feel you man.. My oldest is 14 and has a bf who came over for the first time last week for dinner and to play wii with her and some friends. Its a tough pill to swallow but it's going to happen. Just watch over and protect her and don't leave them alone lol.

Oh man, I am happy my first kid a boy. That has to be a tough one.

[Standby]

Ghetto I feel you man.. My oldest is 14 and has a bf who came over for the first time last week for dinner and to play wii with her and some friends. Its a tough pill to swallow but it's going to happen. Just watch over and protect her and don't leave them alone lol.

oh shit igi you poor son of a.... i wish you the best of luck buddy lmao

[Times Roman]

Ghetto I feel you man.. My oldest is 14 and has a bf who came over for the first time last week for dinner and to play wii with her and some friends. Its a tough pill to swallow but it's going to happen. Just watch over and protect her and don't leave them alone lol.

fuk that! i told my 14 yr old dtr she aint dating til AFTER she gets married!!!!!

[calgarian]

Ghetto I feel you man.. My oldest is 14 and has a bf who came over for the first time last week for dinner and to play wii with her and some friends. Its a tough pill to swallow but it's going to happen. Just watch over and protect her and don't leave them alone lol.

I m glad that I don't have a daughter.............do I feel old? Yeah cause I have to convince myself to go to gym. I go to bed 930 cause I have to get up at 3 am. It's looks like yesterday I joined this forum......it's been 6 years

[Times Roman]

for cal, if ya can't bang three fatties a niight you know things are slowing down! =)

[Shol'va]

In TR's case he knows he's getting old when he looks down and smells peanuts and sees confetti and knows the parade has not only passed him by but run over him twice. (insert rim shot here) lol Sorry TR you might be old ok you are old but your our old man.
You know your old when your get up and go got up and went
When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and your barefoot
When you remember when the dead sea was only sick
When your wife says lets go upstairs and make love and you reply honey I can't do both
When you and your teeth don't sleep together
When your back goes out and you stay home
When your semi annual erection becomes an annual semi erection.....

[Rwy]

so were you having feelings of inadequacy by watching a teddy bear get more action than you? =)

lol

he was actually born without a brajol!

[Rwy]

i feel old everytime my wife kids me about my "silver wings" that im developing on the sides of my head...and also when i look at my 11 yr old daughter whome looks like shes 14-15...i pitty the first boy that she brings home...

Just for men!

I had to start using it at 24 sucks

[Shol'va]

Just for men!

I had to start using it at 24 sucks

Yeah that can be a pain, but at 24 you don't want to look old either so not much else you can do but color it.

[calgarian]

for cal, if ya can't bang three fatties a niight you know things are slowing down! =)

still can........

[Honkey_Kong]

Well...I'm no spring chicken (but still look damn good for my age!)...but what was that one thing that when you said something, saw something...or felt something; you knew and said to your self..."Damn, I'm gettin old?"

Kawi, if that's you in your avatar pic, you don't just look good for somebody your age You look good for any age.

Do you remember when you started to feel old? Or was that to long ago?

TR remembers it precisely(when his Alzheimers isn't acting up), it was the day he starting looking for The Fountain of Middle Age. But it's okay, we'll all eventually get there too. Just he'll be there long before us.

[Times Roman]

^ the fountain of middle age..... =)

[MuscleInk]

fuk that! i told my 14 yr old dtr she aint dating til AFTER she gets married!!!!!

Hence the gun training I suspect????

[ghettoboyd]

Ghetto I feel you man.. My oldest is 14 and has a bf who came over for the first time last week for dinner and to play wii with her and some friends. Its a tough pill to swallow but it's going to happen. Just watch over and protect her and don't leave them alone lol.

right on man, i know is comming but i just want her to hold onto that innocence and be daddys little girl forever but i know i have to let her go and have some freedom so she can grow...

[ghettoboyd]

Just for men!

I had to start using it at 24 sucks

ive thought about that but its just easyer to have the sides of my head buzzed down real short and with it being so short im not shure its worth it, idk..my wwife also likes to pullout the occasional grey chest hair..i think shes just rubbing my chest and then rippp out goes the hair..

[Times Roman]

ive thought about that but its just easyer to have the sides of my head buzzed down real short and with it being so short im not shure its worth it, idk..my wwife also likes to pullout the occasional grey chest hair..i think shes just rubbing my chest and then rippp out goes the hair..

chest hair turns gray?

fuk, never even thought of that.....

i just hope it doesn't start happening for another 15 years or so.

maybe we should write this down

The graying Male
(a tale of a sequence of events)
as it occurred for TR

1. Gray hair - began at 45 or so
2. Receding hairline - I think it may be starting now, not sure (50)
3. Forgetting shit - started sometime around, uh... late 40's I think?
4. Chest hair turning gray - not yet
5. Dik stop working - kill me first before that happens
6. Ears / Nose gets bigger - not yet
7. Nasty fuzz starts growing out the ears - not yet



Now, I'm going to let you young bulls in on a little secret, AND give you something to look forward to. Sometime around your late 40's, JUST LIKE YOUR EARS AND NOSE, your dik begins to get bigger and starts growing again, like a second puberty. It's been happening to me. The trick is to get it to STOP growing before it gets too big and becomes painful. Just like a woman with heavy breasts causing upper back aches, and needing additional support, if yer dik gets too big, it can cause lower back aches and you will need additional man support.

Just thought I'd let you you young bulls in on a little secret....

[paulzane]

I remember twenty years ago thinking, as I was getting my hair cut in Bangkok, who is that old fcuker looking back at me in the mirror! I blindfold myself before I go to the barbers now-a-days .... lol