Went to St. Stans Brew Pub on the harleys today with a mate. Sitting there at the bar, throwing back some Scottish Ale, and this bloke off to the side seems to be hanging on our conversation, uninvited. So we were talking, Afghanistan came up, and this dude becomes focused on this aspect of our conversation. he finally speaks up (he's 40+ mind you) and so he point blank asks me if I killed anyone. Finally, i relent, and tell him... "not lately". So my buddy, kinda pissed off since this bloke keeps butting into our conversation, so he tells him "yeah, he hasn't killed anyone .... lately." then he just kinda stares at the dude while he digests this. But the dude is lit, and wants to hear all about it. Then he sloshes his glass towards our pitcher of beer, wanting some, but spilling some of his. I'm like dude, you aint getting any of my beer, since all you do is spill your beer. So this kind of goes on like this, him being the drunk stooge, me being the pissed off other one. Bartender comes over asking if i want a third pitcher, and i'm like "hell no! you think i';m a drunk lush like this fukker right here?" he's like har har har, very funny@?@?
Sometimes, a fukker just don't get it unless you thump his dumb sorry asss, ya know?