How you wipe your butt

[DSM4Life]

This topic was on the radio and I heard a lot of guys/gals say they wipe from the back (buttcrack) to the front (weiners/vajay-jays). Really? doesn't seem right. How do you guys do it?

[AuSSie SpuDD]

Haha that's news to me. There's no way I could wipe from back to front. Knowing my luck I'd end up with crap all over my balls.

[DSM4Life]

Haha that's news to me. There's no way I could wipe from back to front. Knowing my luck I'd end up with crap all over my balls.

That's what I was thinking! Haha. But there were more than a few that said they did it that way which I found interesting.

[AuSSie SpuDD]

I can understand girls doing but it's just not ideal for us blokes. We have bits and pieces in the way. Surely it's smarter to wipe into free space haha.

[Tooget]

If a girl did that I wouldn't be licking her ***** yuk

[Sicko]

combo wipe...nothin worse than gettin a skid cuz you missed some...for the record I dont follow thru all the way to my nards, jes kinda a little back n forth for cleaning action.

[>Good Luck<]

First pass, balls to ass! Second pass, back to front! Third pass, baby wipe for extra security. Nothing cleans like it!! LoL

As for the girls, they gotta be careful as to avoid cross contamination and infections!!! Front to back ALWAYS!

GREAT TOPIC! LOL

[bikeral]

Something I've never really thought about. Glad you brought this up. Using muscle memory to be sure I found that I wipe balls to the back.

[< <Samson> >]

From back to bawls? Seems odd. . .
Never came up with that one.

[SEOINAGE]

baby wipe yes. and I go one way, fold go the other, and never touched my nuts. If you don't go both ways you really don't get it clean enough. There are ridges in your anus and if you go one way the back side of those little ridges will still be dirty. Think you clean up good with TP? wipe a couple times both ways with a baby wipe after and see how much you missed. I hate TP because it leaves particles that itch.

[Atomini]

[DeadlyD]

I use a circular motion starting from the center of the anus slowly moving outward in a counter clockwise rotation. For best results apply pressure with one finger into the anus at the start kinda like a drilling motion.

[Atomini]

[Bonaparte]

I can understand girls doing but it's just not ideal for us blokes. We have bits and pieces in the way. Surely it's smarter to wipe into free space haha.

Annnd that's how UTIs happen.

[HitIt]

sideways

[Misery13]

Both. And I finnish with a wet wipe.

[jasc]

Anyone ever used a bidet (sp?)

I dunno if I'd want a water fountain shootin up my @ss but it would be nice to have a toilet clean up for you.

[SEOINAGE]

Anyone ever used a bidet (sp?)

I dunno if I'd want a water fountain shootin up my @ss but it would be nice to have a toilet clean up for you.

My dad's wife got him an attachment for their toilet that is basically a heated seat, but has this little rod that extends out and squirts your rear. Its scary, it looks like its going to anal probe you. I wouldn't mind a real one though seperate next to the toilet you get off and go to it, cleans you up real nice then you towel dry. Don't think you can get cleaner than that, use a little soap too if you need. The real ones you can turn on and squirt the ceiling if you turn it all the way up. They are really designed more for women to clean up the vag than anything.

[>Good Luck<]

My dad's wife got him an attachment for their toilet that is basically a heated seat, but has this little rod that extends out and squirts your rear. Its scary, it looks like its going to anal probe you. I wouldn't mind a real one though seperate next to the toilet you get off and go to it, cleans you up real nice then you towel dry. Don't think you can get cleaner than that, use a little soap too if you need. The real ones you can turn on and squirt the ceiling if you turn it all the way up. They are really designed more for women to clean up the vag than anything.

I bet women used to spend a whole lot more time in the washroom when these were more popular! Lol

[Shol'va]

Some people overseas just use their hands to wipe with. that's not dirt under their nails..

[MuscleInk]

I drag my ass across the fuzzy carpet. It works for the dog and he looks like he's having an orgasm doing it.....so hell, why not.

[Hoggage_54]

I don't think I've ever done back to front, I will have to try it sometime and use both during the same cleaning. I put my leg up on the back of the toilet to get right in there, saves TP and gets it all out faster and with fewer wipes.

[dep30]

I wipe from front to back... and oddly enough have to stand up to wipe... dont know why thats just how I have always done it.

[KINGKONG]

Front to back..and then again and again maybe a shower never know when ur gonna run into a sweety don't want her smelling ass when she gives u a favor..

[BlueWaffle21]

I can't believe everyone is passing right over the Demolition Man 2 shell wipe method!!! I always wondered how it was done with the shells ever since seeing that movie when i was young but this thread explained it perefectly!!!

[wmaousley]

We use Bidet's to wash ourselves after, toilet paper never gets you 100% clean. To me those who dont wash after have bad hygeine, especially women who dont wash.

[Rwy]

I think I got a mild case of food posioning so my asshole has been on fire. Today I have been doing the damp and squezee

[KINGKONG]

Theres a third option it cost twenty bucks and you have to go to skid row to find that special nurse lol

[gixxerboy1]

i dont wipe my own. I have a professionalism butt cleaner on staff

[lovbyts]

front to back, back to front and wash after. Removable shower head/water pick in both bathrooms and plenty of soap. Away from home either wet wipes or wet paper towel to finish the job.

[austinite]

front to back, back to front and wash after. Removable shower head/water pick in both bathrooms and plenty of soap. Away from home either wet wipes or wet paper towel to finish the job.

Well I guess you weren't kidding in the "How to Shower, men vs. women" thread.

[lovbyts]

Nope, never liked the whole skid mark idea or not being ready for some quick action and wondering how ready you really are. Momma always said growing up make sure you have on a clean pair of under wear in case you are in a car accident. lol

[KINGKONG]

Nope, never liked the whole skid mark idea or not being ready for some quick action and wondering how ready you really are. Momma always said growing up make sure you have on a clean pair of under wear in case you are in a car accident. lol

My mom just said that yesterday when she came to my house to clean lol The wipes that are for ppl with hemroids are the best they got aloe on em leaves you cyrstal clean they def beat the gas station toilet paper..

[SEOINAGE]

I think I got a mild case of food posioning so my asshole has been on fire. Today I have been doing the damp and squezee

Probably jsut ate some jalapenos, or something really spicy.

[ImBlue]

I use a squat toilet, the last guy that owned the place was a health nut, and sort of reminded me of my times in Asia.. I found I really don't need to wipe.. I still do a scout wipe to check, but nope.. all clear.. toilets outside the master bedroom its front to back

[BigBadBob]

This old guy in the nieghborhood I grew up had an out house till the '80s when the town made him put in indoor plumbing. He explained they never had toilet paper just dried corn cobs . He said they had a box of white ones and a box of red ones. I asked why two different colors? He said first you use a red one then you use a white one to see if you need another red one. I don't know if he was bullshitin' me about the corn cobs but I saw the old outhouse myself.
But to my own methods, personally i don't have to wipe. I just spread my ass cheeks and shoot it out real fast so none gets on me.

[jbm]

Wanna see my video?

[spywizard]

how many "squares" do you use to wipe??

[jbm]

Half square...

[Renesis]

What a strange topic.