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    Stupid American Laws

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    It's funny how it's legal to pay a chick to suck you on camera. But if the camera isnt there it's illegal Lol dumb ass laws

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    In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
    Nice...

    I think Arkansas is one of the places age of consent is still 16 but you can legally get married at 12 or 13.

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    In Jersey, carrying brass knuckles on you is the same charge as carrying an illegal firearm without a permit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Nice...

    I think Arkansas is one of the places age of consent is still 16 but you can legally get married at 12 or 13.
    There are several states where you can get legally married under the age of 18 so as long as you have a parent or guardians consent.

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    BTW, the steroid laws would be some of the dumbest...and I'm not saying that because this is a steroid board. I'm simply stating the obvious. First, lol!

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    When I was 19, I got cited by a fvcking police officer for possession of alcohol as a minor. They tried me as an adult for a crime only a minor could commit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    When I was 19, I got cited by a fvcking police officer for possession of alcohol as a minor. They tried me as an adult for a crime only a minor could commit.
    And you are not in any way bitter about that now are you? lol Yeah it's a mess when it comes to laws and how they are interpreted. I got lucky, I never got caught. The one time when I was over 21 and got caught with some friends under 21 at a fair with booze they just made us dump it all out; thank god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    When I was 19, I got cited by a fvcking police officer for possession of alcohol as a minor. They tried me as an adult for a crime only a minor could commit.
    As they should have, 18+ years old equals an adult. Unfortunately, drinking alcohol under 21 is a crime.

    I don't agree with it; just stating the facts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    And you are not in any way bitter about that now are you? lol Yeah it's a mess when it comes to laws and how they are interpreted. I got lucky, I never got caught. The one time when I was over 21 and got caught with some friends under 21 at a fair with booze they just made us dump it all out; thank god.
    I'm not still bitter, but I lost my license until I was 21 and had to pay a huge fine. It's just a BS law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronzer View Post
    As they should have, 18+ years old equals an adult. Unfortunately, drinking alcohol under 21 is a crime.

    I don't agree with it; just stating the facts.
    It shouldn't have been a misdemeanor. An Infraction at most. Anyways, it's a BS law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    I'm not still bitter, but I lost my license until I was 21 and had to pay a huge fine. It's just a BS law.
    Holy h3ll you lost your license for that long? My one MIP was when i was 18 and I only lost my license for 90 days, no fine, and had my record expunged after a year without any other arrests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supersize me View Post
    Holy h3ll you lost your license for that long? My one MIP was when i was 18 and I only lost my license for 90 days, no fine, and had my record expunged after a year without any other arrests.
    I ended up getting a "restricted" license that let me drive to and from school/work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    I ended up getting a "restricted" license that let me drive to and from school/work
    Been there, done that also. I had one for 1 yr due to false charges brought on by a cop. Yeah it was 40+ years ago so no BS kids stuff or attitude it was a total made up charge and he lied in court. Crushed my belief in cops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronzer
    In Jersey, carrying brass knuckles on you is the same charge as carrying an illegal firearm without a permit.
    You can kill people with those, prolly why it's illegal lol. Man if we lived in new York I don't even think any guns are legal to own

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    In Tn, I gotta million of these.

    Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Js View Post
    In Tn, I gotta million of these.

    Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
    I know where Im not going...
    Is it illegal to receive it from you GF while driving her to school? Ahh the good ole days.

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    In all 50 states it's ok to prick your finger in public, but you can't finger your prick.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I know where Im not going...
    Is it illegal to receive it from you GF while driving her to school? Ahh the good ole days.
    Isn't the age of consent in Hawaii, 13? So maybe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
    Is this one of those old laws that's in place but not enforced? There is tons of those. Some states have laws like oral and anal sex is not allowed hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Isn't the age of consent in Hawaii, 13? So maybe...
    NO, they raised it to 16 a few years ago.
    I stopped going anymore.
    How did you know I was a school bus driver?

    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    Is this one of those old laws that's in place but not enforced? There is tons of those. Some states have laws like oral and anal sex is not allowed hahahah
    It should be enforced. Most women need a good beating at least 1x a month. hehehehe
    Last edited by lovbyts; 08-20-2012 at 08:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts

    NO, they raised it to 16 a few years ago.
    I stopped going anymore.
    How did you know I was a school bus driver?

    It should be enforced. Most women need a good beating at least 1x a month. hehehehe
    The crazy ones do for sure. I dated this one girl who's ex boyfriend almost killed her a few times. After dating her for a few times her I realized why, cause she was the craziest woman I had ever met. Literally a psychopath, if she had not given it up so easy I would have never messed with it. Funny story, I had to block her on Facebook, block her number with Verizon and everything, then about 6 months later changes her number, and tries to get back in touch with me and wanted to basically pick up where we left off. Never seen anything like it I'm my life. And she was 31;/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor

    The crazy ones do for sure. I dated this one girl who's ex boyfriend almost killed her a few times. After dating her for a few times her I realized why, cause she was the craziest woman I had ever met. Literally a psychopath, if she had not given it up so easy I would have never messed with it. Funny story, I had to block her on Facebook, block her number with Verizon and everything, then about 6 months later changes her number, and tries to get back in touch with me and wanted to basically pick up where we left off. Never seen anything like it I'm my life. And she was 31;/
    I will solve your problem. Date 21 and under
    Or if your lovbyts date 16 and under!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox

    I will solve your problem. Date 21 and under
    Or if your lovbyts date 16 and under!
    Roger that

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    here's a stupid ass law, you can vote for a president without proving you have the right to..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    here's a stupid ass law, you can vote for a president without proving you have the right to..
    True that how about you can run for president and become president without showing a real birth certificate

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    Your bad Razor

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog
    Your bad Razor
    Well it's the truth

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    You can also run for President without having to show your back income taxes....But then who cares. I care more about what the sob will do once in office. And the first casualty of a presidential election is the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    Well it's the truth
    Damn I just saw your post count. You passed me up you post whorette....
    You haven't been around long enough to graduate to full post whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va
    You can also run for President without having to show your back income taxes....But then who cares. I care more about what the sob will do once in office. And the first casualty of a presidential election is the truth.

    Who we talking about Romney or Obama?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    Who we talking about Romney or Obama?
    Any and all of them. I don't belong to any major political party... I'm a Democrat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va

    Any and all of them. I don't belong to any major political party... I'm a Democrat.
    Isn't a democrat part of a political party Lol

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    the second amendment gives me the right to bear arms...
    ....yet I cannot get a permit to carry in my county??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    Isn't a democrat part of a political party Lol
    Actually that statement was a running joke made by the late Will Rogers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    the second amendment gives me the right to bear arms...
    ....yet I cannot get a permit to carry in my county??
    Well quit trying to bear those arms and just carry them on you instead. Bhahahahahahha

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    The politicians have so generously created a law that allows us to avoid receiving telemarketing calls by opting out...
    .....yet the politicians have opted themselves out from this law so they can telemarket us?

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