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    Phone porn

    Have you ever jerked off to porn on your phone?
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    how could you NOT? it's so convenient!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fukngruvn View Post
    how could you NOT? it's so convenient!
    Well know we know who voted yes first haha

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    Not sure if this counts, me and my gf were in a movie theater during the day. pretty quiet, only a fe people in there. two young hot trashy looking girls sit infront of us .. no biggie they are on their phones alot and its getting annoying .. gf is telling me to do something. As i lean in to hulk rage i see on the phone is pictures of teh one girl naked, they are cycling through maybe 100's of pics of her with toys etc... then the girl with the phone, starts fingering the other chick for about 20 minutes during the movie. my gf is pissed , i have a hard on... we went home after and i bang the heck out of her to that imagery ... so in a round about way

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    Quote Originally Posted by mockery View Post
    Not sure if this counts, me and my gf were in a movie theater during the day. pretty quiet, only a fe people in there. two young hot trashy looking girls sit infront of us .. no biggie they are on their phones alot and its getting annoying .. gf is telling me to do something. As i lean in to hulk rage i see on the phone is pictures of teh one girl naked, they are cycling through maybe 100's of pics of her with toys etc... then the girl with the phone, starts fingering the other chick for about 20 minutes during the movie. my gf is pissed , i have a hard on... we went home after and i bang the heck out of her to that imagery ... so in a round about way

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    uh.....

    ....no!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mockery
    Not sure if this counts, me and my gf were in a movie theater during the day. pretty quiet, only a fe people in there. two young hot trashy looking girls sit infront of us .. no biggie they are on their phones alot and its getting annoying .. gf is telling me to do something. As i lean in to hulk rage i see on the phone is pictures of teh one girl naked, they are cycling through maybe 100's of pics of her with toys etc... then the girl with the phone, starts fingering the other chick for about 20 minutes during the movie. my gf is pissed , i have a hard on... we went home after and i bang the heck out of her to that imagery ... so in a round about way

    yes
    Best movie ever! How come I never see that at the movie theatre I go to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    uh.....

    ....no!!
    Times still has his original mobile phone as seen in the picture taken of him earlier this year. its not pxt or txt capable.

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    I voted yes because I had advertised some used porn dvd's in a local mag and some guy called me like 5am and started talking about what he was doing and what he wanted to do to me and well I had a happy ending. it was the first and only time that ever happened. It was different but there's really no substitute for the real thing..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    I voted yes because I had advertised some used porn dvd's in a local mag and some guy called me like 5am and started talking about what he was doing and what he wanted to do to me and well I had a happy ending. it was the first and only time that ever happened. It was different but there's really no substitute for the real thing..
    Thanks for the DVD's

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    the only problem with my phone is it goes dark after not using it for a few seconds so it makes it annoying...i get it dont though

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    no but each to there own

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    Yes! Only because I dont know to clear the history on my home PC!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadlyD
    Yes! Only because I dont know to clear the history on my home PC!!
    Internet options, delete cookies, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Thanks for the DVD's
    Your welcome. Was it good for you? And that was my last pair of underwear that is now stuck to my ceiling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mockery View Post
    Times still has his original mobile phone as seen in the picture taken of him earlier this year. its not pxt or txt capable.

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    uh...

    ...yyeah. what else is a phone supposed to do? take pictures? ha ha ha! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mockery View Post
    not sure if this counts, me and my gf were in a movie theater during the day. Pretty quiet, only a fe people in there. Two young hot trashy looking girls sit infront of us .. No biggie they are on their phones alot and its getting annoying .. Gf is telling me to do something. As i lean in to hulk rage i see on the phone is pictures of teh one girl naked, they are cycling through maybe 100's of pics of her with toys etc... Then the girl with the phone, starts fingering the other chick for about 20 minutes during the movie. My gf is pissed , i have a hard on... We went home after and i bang the heck out of her to that imagery ... So in a round about way

    yes
    either pics or it obviously didn't happen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Js

    Internet options, delete cookies, lol.
    I have a mac! Is it the same? ....never mind I can watch porn anywhere on my phone lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Have you ever jerked off to porn on your phone?
    just the home movies you sent me
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    No. But to be fair, I don't have video capabilities on my phone.

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    hell yah, many times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
    uh.....

    ....no!!
    Do you even know what a cell phone is? If you were to have one, I bet Leonardo divinci designed it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Do you even know what a cell phone is? If you were to have one, I bet Leonardo divinci designed it!
    2 Tin cans with an attached string. He was BB no not bodybuilder, but before batteries

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    My phone is so sticky!

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    Does an iPad count lol

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    Yeah ipad is better larger image!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    My phone is so sticky!

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    Lolol!

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    I had a feeling jbm would get in on this.

    At first i thought you guys was talking about the old fashion phone sex. In which case, of course. But i never thought about seeing it over my phone. Going online now just to check it out.

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    Lololol! Long time stpete! You really are interested on this topic huh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stpete
    I had a feeling jbm would get in on this.

    At first i thought you guys was talking about the old fashion phone sex. In which case, of course. But i never thought about seeing it over my phone. Going online now just to check it out.
    Sometimes your out and about with your laptop or comp.available.

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    Note to self......never buy a used phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kalspic View Post
    the only problem with my phone is it goes dark after not using it for a few seconds so it makes it annoying...i get it dont though
    Dude, you can change the setting so while it's charging or doing something such as movies it wont go dark. it's in the advanced setting.

    Phone porn is no different than internet porn, just a smaller screen for the most part but typically it's big enough.
    With that said I plead the 5th.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kalspic View Post
    the only problem with my phone is it goes dark after not using it for a few seconds so it makes it annoying...i get it dont though
    Just tap the screen with your junk.
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    Yes. Too many times a week. If there's no girls to play with my phones my best friend.

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    Please Please Please Do not watch phjone porn while driving! You need at least one hand for the wheel

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    Tissue is the twin of phone porn!

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    You haven't jerked off til you watch porn on a 80 inch flat screen.
    Sometimes I realllllly get goin when left alone.
    My wife thinks I got it for NFL. She's GOTTA know by now I think.
    http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Sharp+-+...FYJOTAodrkwAqg <---you have to see this thing.

    Other than my car and house, it's the most expensive thing I ever bought.
    Hadda save up a year to get it.

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