How my morning started

**AdrenalineJunkie** · 09-06-2012, 08:00 AM

I got out of bed this morning and went to the bathroom to shower and the usual routine, the light was off in the hallway when I was heading back to my room to get dressed. I stepped out into the hallway and it wreaked. I turned the light on and right between my feet was a huge mound of dog shit. It was less than a couple millimeters from me stepping right in it. It was like the dog strategically tried to place it where I would step in it when I left the bathroom heading back to my room.

I was mad enough as it was, I can't imagine what I would've done if I stepped right in it. This dog is really trying my patience, daily. He misbehaves, eats clothes, chews on everything, doesn't listen, barks in the early morning and wakes everyone up, keeps going the bathroom in the house, jumps on everything and everyone...And it's not my dog, its my roommates. I no longer blame vick, sign this dog up! Im really hoping this wasn't a sign and my whole day won't be like this. What's the worst thing any of you have woke up to or started your day off with?

End of rant.

AD · 09-06-2012, 08:03 AM

Its better to have a near miss then a direct hit right?

**AdrenalineJunkie** · 09-06-2012, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by asiandude

Its better to have a near miss then a direct hit right?

Without a doubt. I guess I'm just frustrated because this dogs behavior never improves.

AD · 09-06-2012, 08:09 AM

Ya i hate pets too. No dogs in my house.

**stpete** · 09-06-2012, 08:13 AM

Tell your roommate that he needs to think about getting a dog crate. I did it to my pit bulls and they got quiet real quick. Plus, they won't piss or shit where they sleep.

**AdrenalineJunkie** · 09-06-2012, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by asiandude

Ya i hate pets too. No dogs in my house.

Sign me up! The only pet I want should come with booty shorts and C cups

**JAB1** · 09-06-2012, 08:15 AM

hahaha, Id be laughing even harder right now if you had stepped in it. Sorry man but thats funny. Happened to my buddy a while back, every time he tells the story I laugh my ass off. My opinion is it isnt the dogs fault, he needs training, exercise, etc from his owner, the owner needs to step up the his/her responsibilities as a pet owner. Ive had a "shitty" day too but this actually made me laugh, so thanks for that!!!

**AdrenalineJunkie** · 09-06-2012, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by stpete

Tell your roommate that he needs to think about getting a dog crate. I did it to my pit bulls and they got quiet real quick. Plus, they won't piss or shit where they sleep.

Doesn't help! We already did that and you are right, he will not piss or shit where he sleeps. But when he comes out, hes a sneaky bastard and if you take you eye of him for a second he'll make you regret it somehow. And it's not like you can just leave the dog locked up 24/7! My roommate had just let him out and taken him outside to go the bathroom but for some reason the shit decided to save some for the house.

AD · 09-06-2012, 08:23 AM

Staple a bag over its ass?

**Times Roman** · 09-06-2012, 11:29 AM

I like the Vietnamese solution.....

**Times Roman** · 09-06-2012, 11:30 AM

....just eat the fukker!

**Vettester** · 09-06-2012, 11:42 AM

That's one of the reason we go with cats. However, our male will occasionally puke up his kibble ... Guess it's never a perfect world with pets.

**JAB1** · 09-06-2012, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Vettester

That's one of the reason we go with cats. However, our male will occasionally puke up his kibble ... Guess it's never a perfect world with pets.

Yeah mine does that too. I have a cat, but hes more like a dog in the way he acts. He is a tough fugger. Moved to my neighborhood not too long ago. I let him out. He has already jumped tow of the neighborhood dogs, a pit bull and a little yorkie type dog. He litterally goes beserk and attacks them, drew blood on the pitbull. Lucky he hasnt gotten chomped up yet.

**AdrenalineJunkie** · 09-06-2012, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by JAB1

Yeah mine does that too. I have a cat, but hes more like a dog in the way he acts. He is a tough fugger. Moved to my neighborhood not too long ago. I let him out. He has already jumped tow of the neighborhood dogs, a pit bull and a little yorkie type dog. He litterally goes beserk and attacks them, drew blood on the pitbull. Lucky he hasnt gotten chomped up yet.

Soooo, what cycle do you have your cat on?