Hahahahaha that's some priceless stuff there. Pedro at the Roxberry. Lolol
Mine isn't much a 'nice' story.. Was at the gym back in the day when I was in highschool. Probably at the prime of my powerlifting days. Anyway, friend of mine used to joke around saying "light weight MOTHAFVCKA" (branch warren, Ronnie Coleman) so on so forth. So I was picking up my EZ curl bar which I was skull crushing with. I had 95lbs on each side and the bar was probably 15-25 or whatever. The bar clips at my gym were shit so when I finished my set I stood up and started to walk towards the rack to drop it and one clip slid off and well.. There goes all the weight. We all been there. One side empties and the weight falls to the other side and that falls too.
Well when that happened my buddy laughed at me and I just said "light weight MOTHAFVCKA!" and pretended to curl the empty bar. It was a joke and what not... This guy who was a blob but thought he was king shit mocked me in a little retard voice. (was always more jacked therefore more hated, yeah, **** how that works)
So anyway I let it slide. He kept staring at me mimicking the the "light weigh MOTHAFVCKA" thing all night.. I let it slide some more. He hopped on the bench and tried to impress me. Started loadin on WAY past his capacity. Had his friends help him lift it off and it came down on him. His friends couldn't even lift or move the bar. I walked over casually as they were frantically asking for help. I leaned over his face, gave him my finger and calmly said "I bench 90 lbs more then that, light weight mothafvcka" and walked away.
