Weird fvcking dream last night.................................
We all know how weird dreams can be.
Last night, I was sleeping contentedly. My dreams began to morph into something a bit sinister. I had my foot hanging over the edge of the bed, and this bloke kept grabbing my damn foot. So I yell out loudly...
"If you grab my foot one more time I'll kick your fvcking ass"!
Now my woman is all freaked out, so she wakes up and shakes me awake and asks me who I'm talking to?
I tell her the asshole at the foot of the bed.
I tell her if he fvcks with my foot one more time, I'll kick his ass!
I fall back to sleep, and she's now wide awake.
Here's the weird part. I remember it all. So she goes to the restroom, comes back, and wakes me up a little, inadvertantly. So now I'm begining to believe my own BS, and start looking around the room for the bloke hiding in the shadows somewhere.