Weird fvcking dream last night.................................

**Times Roman** · 10-05-2012, 01:12 PM

We all know how weird dreams can be.

Last night, I was sleeping contentedly. My dreams began to morph into something a bit sinister. I had my foot hanging over the edge of the bed, and this bloke kept grabbing my damn foot. So I yell out loudly...

"If you grab my foot one more time I'll kick your fvcking ass"!

Now my woman is all freaked out, so she wakes up and shakes me awake and asks me who I'm talking to?

I tell her the asshole at the foot of the bed.

I tell her if he fvcks with my foot one more time, I'll kick his ass!

I fall back to sleep, and she's now wide awake.

Here's the weird part. I remember it all. So she goes to the restroom, comes back, and wakes me up a little, inadvertantly. So now I'm begining to believe my own BS, and start looking around the room for the bloke hiding in the shadows somewhere.

**RaginCajun** · 10-05-2012, 01:20 PM

maybe it was her BF trying to tell you to push over? haha

my roommate and i was talking about dreams the other day

she actually says she analyzes her dreams?

you may want to look this up and see if it may have a more subconscious meaning to it

**marcus300** · 10-05-2012, 02:05 PM

Lmfao lol

**Swifto** · 10-05-2012, 02:08 PM

Hahaah...

**Lunk1** · 10-05-2012, 02:27 PM

Hope this isn't what I get to look forward to in my golden years lol

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 10-05-2012, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Hope this isn't what I get to look forward to in my golden years lol

Lmao I didn't know gold could rust.

**bigZthedestroyer** · 10-05-2012, 02:46 PM

And I made it out before you could find me haha! I'd hate to be the man grabbing at your feet.

**Zodiac82** · 10-05-2012, 03:21 PM

holy fuc$in sh@t thats funny

**Times Roman** · 10-05-2012, 05:56 PM

It's funny how you wake up and realize it's just a dream, then you over analyze it, and then you begin to buy into your own crap. I actually had to get up, telling myself i had to take a leak, just so i could make sure that asshole really was just my imagination.

**austinite** · 10-05-2012, 06:14 PM

Lol tr!

**Vettester** · 10-05-2012, 07:32 PM

Had the same dream too. It was Admin trying to wake us up to get to work here! He's like Freddy Krueger with this stuff, just bigger.

**Times Roman** · 10-06-2012, 12:35 PM

I was talking to my woman yesterday about "the dream" and she said it actually scared the shit out of her. and then she said she was a little pissed since i fell back to sleep ASAP and she laid there awake............

^vettester.
speaking of admin, I still haven't seen my paycheck. He keeps telling me to get back to work and not to worry as it's some kind of "payroll snafu"...............?

**DCI** · 10-06-2012, 12:38 PM

The worst is the dreams were you think you are falling and just wake up thinking you have landed wide ass shit.

**Zodiac82** · 10-06-2012, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by DCI

The worst is the dreams were you think you are falling and just wake up thinking you have landed wide ass shit.

or when u dreamt ur significant other cheated on u and u wake up mad as hell at them

**Zodiac82** · 10-06-2012, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by DCI

The worst is the dreams were you think you are falling and just wake up thinking you have landed wide ass shit.

or when uve dreamt ur significant other cheated on u and u wake up mad as hell at them

**Times Roman** · 10-06-2012, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by DCI

The worst is the dreams were you think you are falling and just wake up thinking you have landed wide ass shit.

ever go down 11 steps on some stairs, and then realize too late it was actually 12 steps? I get that in dreams, and then kick out trying to catch myself from falling......

.......one of these days the woman is going to turn me in for spousal abuse!

**lovbyts** · 10-07-2012, 01:28 AM

Man I have been having some vivid dreams the last couple of months a couple times a week. Luckily I'm not talking out loud or the woman would kill me if she knew what I was dreaming. lol What's weird is it's not so much a sexual type dream (although it is somewhat) but when I wake up it's more of an emotional bond has been broke like I miss the person although I dont know who it was.

The falling dreams are great when you wake up just as you hit and you wake up as you are sinking into your bed as if you fell and actually bounce.

**Renesis** · 10-07-2012, 03:08 AM

YA those dreams are not fun lovbyts.. I hate waking up from a falling dream and I slam my arms out like HOLY CRAP!

**DCI** · 10-07-2012, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Man I have been having some vivid dreams the last couple of months a couple times a week. Luckily I'm not talking out loud or the woman would kill me if she knew what I was dreaming. lol What's weird is it's not so much a sexual type dream (although it is somewhat) but when I wake up it's more of an emotional bond has been broke like I miss the person although I dont know who it was.

The falling dreams are great when you wake up just as you hit and you wake up as you are sinking into your bed as if you fell and actually bounce.

That is mad weird the bouncing when you think you have hit concrete lol.

Originally Posted by Times Roman

ever go down 11 steps on some stairs, and then realize too late it was actually 12 steps? I get that in dreams, and then kick out trying to catch myself from falling......

.......one of these days the woman is going to turn me in for spousal abuse!

That happens to me too, way too weird when it does.

**Times Roman** · 10-07-2012, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Man I have been having some vivid dreams the last couple of months a couple times a week. Luckily I'm not talking out loud or the woman would kill me if she knew what I was dreaming. lol What's weird is it's not so much a sexual type dream (although it is somewhat) but when I wake up it's more of an emotional bond has been broke like I miss the person although I dont know who it was.
The falling dreams are great when you wake up just as you hit and you wake up as you are sinking into your bed as if you fell and actually bounce.

yeah. i get those. like you can almost see who it really is, but not quite. and the emotional bond is strong in the dream. and when you wake up, you become depressed because it feels like you missed some kind of golden opportunity, and that mood kinda hangs on you for the rest of the morning... depressing!

**DCI** · 10-07-2012, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

yeah. i get those. like you can almost see who it really is, but not quite. and the emotional bond is strong in the dream. and when you wake up, you become depressed because it feels like you missed some kind of golden opportunity, and that mood kinda hangs on you for the rest of the morning... depressing!

Same thing happens to me too, really wierd and annoying when you can't remember who it is.

**Vettester** · 10-07-2012, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

^vettester.
speaking of admin, I still haven't seen my paycheck. He keeps telling me to get back to work and not to worry as it's some kind of "payroll snafu"...............?

That's strange, he told me that he gave it to the accountant to process. Memory serves correct, that's you!

**Times Roman** · 10-07-2012, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Vettester

That's strange, he told me that he gave it to the accountant to process. Memory serves correct, that's you!

ok. we may be in trouble then. Not only am I getting the payroll snafu excuse, he moved my desk into the basement next to the boiler. AND he wants me to bring my own office supplies.

I'm getting a weird vibe here?

**Vettester** · 10-07-2012, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

ok. we may be in trouble then. Not only am I getting the payroll snafu excuse, he moved my desk into the basement next to the boiler. AND he wants me to bring my own office supplies.

I'm getting a weird vibe here?

Personally, I think the bulk of it is tied up into the pensions for Marcus, Swifto, PT, Spy and those guys. By the time it trickles down there's nothing left for us, but hope.

Desk??? Least ya got one my friend. I'm stuck out on the lawn with Sgt., without a hose!

**Wazz** · 10-07-2012, 09:51 PM

HAHAHA LMAO!! What a dream~ Well, a dream w/ a slice of reality! Sounds like you were really out of it!!

**Times Roman** · 10-07-2012, 11:16 PM

now, if ya all took my advice and swallowed melatonin before bed every night like i do.......................?

**lovbyts** · 10-08-2012, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

ok. we may be in trouble then. Not only am I getting the payroll snafu excuse, he moved my desk into the basement next to the boiler. AND he wants me to bring my own office supplies.

I'm getting a weird vibe here?

BTW I'm going to need that stapler back...

**Times Roman** · 10-08-2012, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

BTW I'm going to need that stapler back...

Not the Swingline??

**DCI** · 10-08-2012, 12:48 PM

Had a weird dream this morning about the Ex well not the Ex but her Dog lol. I felt weird cos I missed the dog more than her lol I think I have a problem.

**Times Roman** · 10-08-2012, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by DCI

Had a weird dream this morning about the Ex well not the Ex but her Dog lol. I felt weird cos I missed the dog more than her lol I think I have a problem.

was the dog wearing fishnets? =)