The CONFESSION Thread!

[Times Roman]

Welcome mates. This is the confession thread. All if forgiven if only you confess. The things too embarrassing to tell the padre? You can do that here. Too embarrassed to tell the spouse/significant other? Yep. You can do that here too! In fact, we all know how confession is good for the soul, right?. So confess your "sins" here, and we promise not to laugh too much. Fair enough?

[Times Roman]

I'll go first. Sometimes I lie about my bodyfat%. I've been known to round down even if the decimal is over .5

I hope you blokes can forgive me?

[Lunk1]

I'm actually Razor under my first account...please forgive me

[krugerr]

I lied to my friends when I was younger about losing my virginity!

I don't look like my avatar.

I have several fetishes that my Mrs doesn't even know about!

/whew.

This does feel good!

[red_hulk]

I'm actually Razor under my first account...please forgive me

I had my suspicions.

[Times Roman]

All is foregiven my sons.

And don't forget the basket on your way out.........

[JohnnyVegas]

I have been too busy to eat enough food. I tell people I am taking a break, but I'm not...I'm actually just screwing up and doing it wrong.

[bikeral]

I'll go first. Sometimes I lie about my bodyfat%. I've been known to round down even if the decimal is over .5

I hope you blokes can forgive me?

Thats OK son. I round down from 22% to 16%

[spywizard]

Mac n Cheese is a sin.. and i am full of sin

[Atomini]

I'm Jewish. I can't do this, sorry.

[S&S_ShovelHead]

I once did a chick that was 220+ and I was sober. Worst day of my life, still get flash backs to this day. I was about 175 at the time too.

[bikeral]

I once did a chick that was 220+ and I was sober. Worst day of my life, still get flash backs to this day. I was about 175 at the time too.

Hmm will have to wait for further judgement. Seemed OK until you disclosed you were sober. Were you at least on a high test protocol?

[S&S_ShovelHead]

Negative, no excuses. Just a shameful display on my part.

[Dpyle]

I once did a chick that was 220+ and I was sober. Worst day of my life, still get flash backs to this day. I was about 175 at the time too.

Just a squirrel trying to get a nut. I'll forgive you even if the others won't.

[bikeral]

Negative, no excuses. Just a shameful display on my part.

thats OK, you have a shovel, all is forgiven.

[red_hulk]

I'm an undercover cop looking for leads to make arrests for aas.

The truth really does set you free

[Misery13]

I secretly want to be a dancer?

[steroid.com 1]

I tell people who want a Tattoo that they really don't hurt and the whole pain thing is really overblown...

...they really do f'n hurt!!!

[jasc]

My name isn't really jasc and I'm a sex addict

[JAB1]

Its not really creatine and protein shakes, Im a juicer!!!!! Can i confess if im not religious?

[AXx]

When I take a bath, I normally pee in the tub.

[AXx]

I tell people who want a Tattoo that they really don't hurt and the whole pain thing is really overblown...

...they really do f'n hurt!!!

But they hurt so good

[MickeyKnox]

I secretly want to be a dancer?

in a gay bar?

im an atheist.

[BlueWaffle21]

I tell young chicks I'm 26 when I'm really 32 so they will be more likely to sleep with me.

I like to pee on them in the shower the next morning to mark my territory.

I fake orgasms to make them feel good about themselves when I'm too wasted to have one.

I'm a lazy bag of d*cks lately and have no motivation to do anything.

I use my needing to eat like a 220lb man after cycle as an excuse to have a pizza here and there.

That's all for now!!

[MuscleInk]

I take baths with AXx.....and thought yellow water was normal......and almost drank it.

[Awesome_Archy]

when people ask about my diet I tell them a very strict diet that (the diet I should be on) when in fact ever since i got back to Texas most of my meals have consisted of BBQ and fried foods and sodas.

[AXx]

I take baths with AXx.....and thought yellow water was normal......and almost drank it.

Lol.

I once got a knobber from a 300+ chick, wow best ever.

[MuscleInk]

Lol.

I once got a knobber from a 300+ chick, wow best ever.

Well I'm NOT giving you a knobber! That bath in the yellow water has scarred me for life!!!!!

[Honkey_Kong]

when people ask about my diet I tell them a very strict diet that (the diet I should be on) when in fact ever since i got back to Texas most of my meals have consisted of BBQ and fried foods and sodas.

This is only a sin, if you didn't bring enough brisket for everybody.

I tell young chicks I'm 26 when I'm really 32 so they will be more likely to sleep with me.

I like to pee on them in the shower the next morning to mark my territory.

I fake orgasms to make them feel good about themselves when I'm too wasted to have one.

I'm a lazy bag of d*cks lately and have no motivation to do anything.

I use my needing to eat like a 220lb man after cycle as an excuse to have a pizza here and there.

That's all for now!!

What's the sin exactly? There is nothing wrong with lying to girls. If lying to her about is what got her panties off, she's vain and deserves being lied too.

I secretly want to be a dancer?

So Anabolicboy1981's mentioning of the wild times he has and all that money he made dancing at the gay bar ($21) really inspired you....

[Shol'va]

I log on to this site in the nude...

[canesfan804]

I am really a Bama fan and thats a double sin... Lying and Devil worshiping (Nick Satan)
Also my penis is only double the size of an average mans not the 3x I usually claim.

[Shol'va]

This is only a sin, if you didn't bring enough brisket for everybody.



What's the sin exactly? There is nothing wrong with lying to girls. If lying to her about is what got her panties off, she's vain and deserves being lied too.



So Anabolicboy1981's mentioning of the wild times he has and all that money he made dancing at the gay bar ($21) really inspired you....

Maybe he works HARD for the money...

[frank13]

I killed a man once

[Times Roman]

All is forgiven lads......
.....and as always, don't forget you know what........

[MuscleInk]

I killed a man once

As long as you only killed him once AND the steroids made you do it, you can't blame yourself.

[Live for the PUMP]

Since losing my job in May I have been a no good lazy pill of dung. I spend most the day eating and masturbating. Before I go to the gym I will layout and tan in the back yard. Then of course I make it to the gym for a couple hours. Usually come back home and get another personal session in before the shower. Then I will watch movies until I am too tired to stay awake. Such a busy schedule I keep, I haven't had time to fit a job in there.

[gixxerboy1]

I lost my job 2 weeks ago because of bs. I found a better one 2 days later. I didnt tell my wife i got fired. I yold her i quit for the new job

[Hunter]

I cry everytime I read where the red fern grows.

[austinite]

I've always said that my cock is 12 inches. It's actually only 11

[austinite]

^ ok... 10.