Buy Wife From Vietnam

**boxa06** · 10-08-2012, 06:31 PM

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wow.... wow!

**Times Roman** · 10-08-2012, 06:38 PM

when i lived in Korea, someone offered me $10k to marry a young lady and bring her back to the states. She had to remain "untouched".

Of course I declined.

Trafficking has been around for along time.....

**boxa06** · 10-08-2012, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

when i lived in Korea, someone offered me $10k to marry a young lady and bring her back to the states. She had to remain "untouched".

Of course I declined.

Trafficking has been around for along time.....

10k!! If I was single I would have done it for 5k lol

**spywizard** · 10-08-2012, 06:45 PM

capitalism at it's finest..

**Far from massive** · 10-08-2012, 06:50 PM

I was doing building maintenace at a subsidized retirement community. One of the guys there who had to be mid 60s got this asian ( I think Korean but I am not sure) wife of about 35. Was really sad she was super nice and an attractive women to boot and this asshole treated her like shit, meantime she thinks she is marrying a rich American and winds up in a subsidized housing project with a guy who probably has no net worth whatsoever...well at least when he kicks off she will get 900 a month survivors benefits under social security....

Had another old friend who married one from Nam, they were both in there 30s and he was telling me how she had a sister how great it was and I should marry her sister because every morning he would stand in front of her and point to his crotch and she would go "south with the mouth" to use his words. Really a sad situation in my book that this is what one seeks in a life companion...but whatever floats your boat.

**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 06:53 PM

Lol. Just showed my wife. She's Vietnamese. Told her to behave or I'd replace her ass with a new one!!!!! Lmao

**Times Roman** · 10-08-2012, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by boxa06

10k!! If I was single I would have done it for 5k lol

this was in 1980 and $10k was nothing to sneeze at back then. But i had great cashflow and wont' get into it for my own reasons. So to me at the time, it wasn't that big a deal.

**Times Roman** · 10-08-2012, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Lol. Just showed my wife. She's Vietnamese. Told her to behave or I'd replace her ass with a new one!!!!! Lmao

did you see the part where it said if the new bride "ran away" they would send you another one? =)

I can see it now....

MuscleInk turns Mormon, buys a wife, and all of a sudden has a terrible track record. claims three wives in a row have ran away, and they keep sending more....!

**Hoggage_54** · 10-08-2012, 06:57 PM

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**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 07:00 PM

Hell ya bro. The money back guarantee was the deal maker for me!!!

Time to start a harem!!!!! Lol

**Times Roman** · 10-08-2012, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

all these babes look like they were raised here instead of 'Nam

**Lunk1** · 10-08-2012, 07:03 PM

Man I knew a cpl ppl would be chiming in...where is Byts??

**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Man I knew a cpl ppl would be chiming in...where is Byts??

Placing a call to the ad. Should be along soon with his new soon to be bride in tow!

**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

all these babes look like they were raised here instead of 'Nam

I won't discriminate. Good enough for me. Saving these pics on my phone for the spank bank!!!

**boxa06** · 10-08-2012, 07:10 PM

I wonder if you could negotiate for more than one..

Ill give you 10k for 3 haha

**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by boxa06

I wonder if you could negotiate for more than one..

Ill give you 10k for 3 haha

I like the way you think Boxa.

I'll try it out and let you know how it goes!!!!

**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 07:12 PM

How will I know if they really are virgins!?!

Wait....who am I kidding!?! Like I care!?!?! Lol

**Hoggage_54** · 10-08-2012, 07:13 PM

**Hoggage_54** · 10-08-2012, 07:14 PM

**johnnylucifer** · 10-08-2012, 07:19 PM

This a deal...My wife costs me much more than $6000 a year.

**boxa06** · 10-08-2012, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

How will I know if they really are virgins!?!

Wait....who am I kidding!?! Like I care!?!?! Lol

Yea I recon how would anyone know lmfao! If you get 3 you definitely won't care!!!

**Times Roman** · 10-08-2012, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by boxa06

I wonder if you could negotiate for more than one..

Ill give you 10k for 3 haha

or ten for $25k

that means I'll put in my $5k and get to pick the first three.................

**Rwy** · 10-08-2012, 07:27 PM

I think its safe to say none of the pictures in this thread will look like any mail order bride lol

**kalspic** · 10-08-2012, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Rwy

I think its safe to say none of the pictures in this thread will look like any mail order bride lol

way to ruin it. haha but im pretty sure they wont look like the fat chicks we have hanging around the us

**Ernst** · 10-08-2012, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by kalspic

way to ruin it. haha but im pretty sure they wont look like the fat chicks we have hanging around the us

After she's had a year with American fast food you'll be wishing she ran away!

**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

After she's had a year with American fast food you'll be wishing she ran away!

Ya got to keep her at home and happy.

Happy wife, happy life!

Ordered mine already:

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**Live for the PUMP** · 10-08-2012, 09:37 PM

If only we didn't have to get married it would be a great thing and I would be ordering. How sweet it would be to get her down here in the kitchen, laundry room, and at night in my bed! She could just be my personal little housekeeper.

**lovbyts** · 10-08-2012, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

when i lived in Korea, someone offered me $10k to marry a young lady and bring her back to the states. She had to remain "untouched".

Of course I declined.

Trafficking has been around for along time.....

Sounds familiar. I have had a few of those offers over the years and also a buddy of mine who is married to a very nice Vietnamese lady was trying to set me up with her 18 yr old niece a few years back. Believe it or not I passed. Yeah I know, hard to believe. lol

**lovbyts** · 10-08-2012, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Rwy

I think its safe to say none of the pictures in this thread will look like any mail order bride lol

Originally Posted by kalspic

way to ruin it. haha but im pretty sure they wont look like the fat chicks we have hanging around the us

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

After she's had a year with American fast food you'll be wishing she ran away!

Mine is from Philippines. She was 99 lbs when she got here 2+ years ago. I think she is up to 105 lbs now so you are right. I had better get her back on the tread mill.

Originally Posted by boxa06

I wonder if you could negotiate for more than one..

Ill give you 10k for 3 haha

As long as you dont bring them home and you live there you can. If you can keep them and the family happy $$$ most anything goes. It's common and almost expected if you are well off you should have at least one if not more mistress although they dont call them that there.

**Lunk1** · 10-08-2012, 09:57 PM

Arn't you expected to move the whole damn family in lol??

**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Mine is from Philippines. She was 99 lbs when she got here 2+ years ago. I think she is up to 105 lbs now so you are right. I had better get her back on the tread mill.

As long as you dont bring them home and you live there you can. If you can keep them and the family happy $$$ most anything goes. It's common and almost expected if you are well off you should have at least one if not more mistress although they dont call them that there.

It's about time you got your butt in here!!! Lol

**lovbyts** · 10-08-2012, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

It's about time you got your butt in here!!! Lol

Just got to work so I'm here for another 12 hrs.

Yeah I wouldn't miss this one and yes I'm printing out the add to take home to put it up on the refrigerator at home to remind the little lady to stay in line. LOL

**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Just got to work so I'm here for another 12 hrs.

Yeah I wouldn't miss this one and yes I'm printing out the add to take home to put it up on the refrigerator at home to remind the little lady to stay in line. LOL

Yup. Already had that conversation with mine. Went something like, "behave woman or I'll have your younger replacement here in a week!!!" Lol

....of course I'm joking.....sort of

It's all good. She's a sweetheart!!!

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-08-2012, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Me sooo hoe-nie

**gearbox** · 10-08-2012, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Lol. Just showed my wife. She's Vietnamese. Told her to behave or I'd replace her ass with a new one!!!!! Lmao

You are an as% lmao

**MuscleInk** · 10-08-2012, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by gearbox

You are an as% lmao

Correction, I am not an ass. I am a horny SOB!!!!

**gearbox** · 10-08-2012, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Correction, I am not an ass. I am a horny SOB!!!!

Noted!

**Vettester** · 10-08-2012, 11:40 PM

Do they have to be a "wife". We're thinking more in the lines of "Live-in Domestic Assistant". We would treat one much better than 1/2 those scabs that just want to introduce a girl to their dysfunctional lives. We would look at a 3 year program, call it a lease. We will help educate her with civics, English, Math, Computer Science/IT, whatever is needed, and will prime her to socially interact with confidence. She could leave to find her husband in 3 years, then we can get a new model.

We just don't have time to get it all done now, and we currently have housekeepers come once a week. The solution is a full time setup. Mexico would be better, as we both speak Spanish pretty decent, but Vietnam will work too. Besides, Bengal would take the girl shopping and out for makeovers, all that jazz ... Free me up to ride or shoot more. Sounds like a plan!