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    When things in your life seem almost too much to handle,

    when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

    When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

    He then asked the students if the jar was full.

    They agreed that it was.

    The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.

    The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

    He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

    They agreed it was.

    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

    Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

    He asked once more if the jar was full.

    The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
    The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

    The students laughed..

    'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.


    The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

    The sand is everything else---the small stuff.


    'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.


    The same goes for life.


    If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

    Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.


    Spend time with your children.


    Spend time with your parents.


    Visit with grandparents.


    Take time to get medical checkups.


    Take your spouse out to dinner.


    Play another 18.


    There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.


    Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.


    Set your priorities.


    The rest is just sand.


    One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.


    The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'

    The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

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    nice analogy, I may use that some time myself

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    I love it!!!

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    Hate to be critical but it's more effective of a demonstration if you put the meaningless stuff in first and show them nothing else fits, then when you do it in the right order they are really amazed when everything fits. Although I have never done this with that many ingredients.

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    I enjoyed that.
    Realist: A person who sees things as they truly are. A practical person. The pessimist complains about the wind; The optimist expects it to change; The realist adjusts the sails. — William Arthur Ward

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    I text this to my wife. Very nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    I text this to my wife. Very nice
    thats a long text.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    thats a long text.
    Good thing she just got my old iPhone.

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    Good stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEOINAGE View Post
    Hate to be critical but it's more effective of a demonstration if you put the meaningless stuff in first and show them nothing else fits, then when you do it in the right order they are really amazed when everything fits. Although I have never done this with that many ingredients.
    Debbie Downer!

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    Good stuff. I especially like putting the 18 in front of fixing the garbage disposal.

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    Brilliant

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    classic

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    Love it!

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    Absolutely awesome. I will always remember that one. thanks for posting

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    Very cool!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lstbred View Post
    Very cool!
    Please tell me you have been giving some "how to bulk" advise with that AVI lol

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