The things kids say...

**Tron3219** · 10-23-2012, 04:39 PM

My wife was in a hurry and cooked something easy for my sons (4, 3 and 1)

My oldest son asked my wife, what is this?
My wife: it's hamburger helper
My oldest son looks at her confused, what does it help us with bahahaha

**red_hulk** · 10-23-2012, 04:46 PM

Kids are awesome they always crack me up

**Lunk1** · 10-23-2012, 07:55 PM

Standing in line at the grocery store when my daaughter was very young (years ago). My wife is holding her and this Sudaniese (sp) man is behind us. She turns, point directly at him, and as loud as she could, says "Mom look at the funny man..he's a funny color"

I pretended I didn't know either of them lol.

**kmms** · 10-23-2012, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Tron3219

My wife was in a hurry and cooked something easy for my sons (4, 3 and 1)

My oldest son asked my wife, what is this?
My wife: it's hamburger helper
My oldest son looks at her confused, what does it help us with bahahaha

that is great. i've got at least 5 kids, i'll have to see if i can remember some of their gems.

**kmms** · 10-23-2012, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Standing in line at the grocery store when my daaughter was very young (years ago). My wife is holding her and this Sudaniese (sp) man is behind us. She turns, point directly at him, and as loud as she could, says "Mom look at the funny man..he's a funny color"

I pretended I didn't know either of them lol.

ouch! kids can be brutal sometimes

**lovbyts** · 10-23-2012, 11:05 PM

What is fun (NOT) when they point to some FAT person and ask loudly why are they so fat? I usually just say because they eat to much and dont exercise at all and dont look at the person.

I loved it when my daugher was about 6 told some lady in line her kids needed a spanking for being brats in the store. Everyone else in line though it was great also. The mother didnt think so and looked shocked. lol

**kmms** · 10-23-2012, 11:33 PM

when my now 25 year old son was about 9 or 10, we were on a family holiday and driving past an old slave plantation. describing the scene and living/working conditions to the kids his response was "why didn't they just quit and go home?"

**DB1982** · 10-27-2012, 06:27 PM

Me and my oldest son Blake 3yr old at the time were at the my parents house when he started playing with a unlit candle when Father asked Blake what he was doing. Blake replied fixing it. My father says huh what's wrong with it. And Blake says. Its Fu*ked up!!! So bad but I couldn't stop laughing.

**73mustang** · 10-27-2012, 07:17 PM

Lol pretty funny ! My son walked out of our bedroom with the wife's new Rabbit at Xmas dinner, whole family was there, kids, in- laws, parents and Grandma...that was awkward.