Comming to america!!!!!

**Euroholic** · 11-10-2012, 05:41 AM

Hey guys im heading to new york city mahnhatten in december for christmas and new year. Can some one tell me some good night spots to get tanked and have a goid time? and what good places to pick up decent looking but low moral women? You no ones that you take back to your hotel and never see again. Also i want to go to the aircraft carrier musium is it awosome? Im australian and have never banged an american bird before any tips would great as its on my to do list. Cheers!!! Also im fairly arrogrant and cocky as hell how do american
Birds respond to this?or should i use the shy lone country aussie boy alone in a big city angal and hope she
Bites? Ive been practising my accent so its heavy as. My friend from seatle told me this would help

**austinite** · 11-10-2012, 07:03 AM

stats?

**Tron3219** · 11-10-2012, 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by austinite

stats?

*^^lmao

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2012, 07:12 AM

**Euroholic** · 11-10-2012, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by austinite

stats?

24
187cm
97kg
Bf is around 10%
Im white but have a good tan as im on melanotan and go to solarom 2 times a week.
My eyes a blue My hair is brown in a semi mo hawk that drops back into a ratie. Would rate my self a 8.36

My fashion is through the roof have 3 thousand dollar leather jacket snake skin shoes and a awosome gucci suit.

**austinite** · 11-10-2012, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

24
187cm
97kg
Bf is around 10%
Im white but have a good tan as im on melanotan and go to solarom 2 times a week.
My eyes a blue My hair is brown in a semi mo hawk that drops back into a ratie. Would rate my self a 8.36

My fashion is through the roof have 3 thousand dollar leather jacket snake skin shoes and a awosome gucci suit.

Ok. First cycle should be blonde only. You don't want to combine multiple broads for your first time so that you can identify where the STD is coming from.

This is what I would do...

Day 1 to 4 - Blonde @ 5' 4" & 109 lbs.
Day 1 to 4 - Liquid CIA @ .20 EOD.
Day 1 to 4 - Micro-condoms for her amusement.
Day 1 to 4 - Lecithin @ 3600mg daily
Day 5 and 6 - stop everything and complete PST (Post sex therapy).

PST should consist of Shower 3/2/2/2 and STD panels.

Best of luck and remember, get your diet fixed prior to beginning this cycle.

**Tron3219** · 11-10-2012, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by austinite

Ok. First cycle should be blonde only. You don't want to combine multiple broads for your first time so that you can identify where the STD is coming from.

This is what I would do...

Day 1 to 4 - Blonde @ 5' 4" & 109 lbs.
Day 1 to 4 - Liquid CIA @ .20 EOD.
Day 1 to 4 - Micro-condoms for her amusement.
Day 1 to 4 - Lecithin @ 3600mg daily
Day 5 and 6 - stop everything and complete PST (Post sex therapy).

PST should consist of Shower 3/2/2/2 and STD panels.

Best of luck and remember, get your diet fixed prior to beginning this cycle.

This is by far the funniest shit I've seen on this forum!!! Bravo sir, bra-fvuckin-vo!

**Euroholic** · 11-10-2012, 07:41 AM

Why do i get the feeling your making fun if me? All i would like to no is what are the good night spots in new york manhatten?

**austinite** · 11-10-2012, 07:46 AM

https://google.com/search?q=manhatte...=1920&bih=1017

**Lunk1** · 11-10-2012, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Why do i get the feeling your making fun if me? All i would like to no is what are the good night spots in new york manhatten?

Laughing WITH you not AT you

**austinite** · 11-10-2012, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Why do i get the feeling your making fun if me? All i would like to no is what are the good night spots in new york manhatten?

Just messing around bro.

Maybe Gixxer will chime in, he knows where all the good spots are.

**paulzane** · 11-10-2012, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

24
187cm
97kg
Bf is around 10%
Im white but have a good tan as im on melanotan and go to solarom 2 times a week.
My eyes a blue My hair is brown in a semi mo hawk that drops back into a ratie. Would rate my self a 8.36

My fashion is through the roof have 3 thousand dollar leather jacket snake skin shoes and a awosome gucci suit.

Sounds like a right TWAT!!

**kelkel** · 11-10-2012, 10:13 AM

One of the regulars here runs a top notch strip club in NYC. Can't remember his name at the moment but if I do I'll re-post. The mohawk thing, grow it out otherwise you'll look like your in the 80's, IMO. Other than that, be yourself, you'll do fine!

DSM perfect timing for that pic!

kel

**jpowell** · 11-10-2012, 10:18 AM

is anything left up there?

**gixxerboy1** · 11-10-2012, 10:57 AM

there is 100's of places in NY that are good. What are you into and how much $$ do you have?

**cherrydrpepper** · 11-10-2012, 11:13 AM

I honestly thought this thread would have something to do with Eddie Murphy

**GirlyGymRat** · 11-10-2012, 04:25 PM

he's got a fashion sense with 3K investment in a leather jacket, snake skin shoes and gucci suit so he must be loaded!

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

there is 100's of places in NY that are good. What are you into and how much $$ do you have?

**GirlyGymRat** · 11-10-2012, 04:28 PM

I'll meet you in times square at midnight on New Years Eve. I'll be wearing black! and my eyes are blue!!!!

Originally Posted by Euroholic

24
187cm
97kg
Bf is around 10%
Im white but have a good tan as im on melanotan and go to solarom 2 times a week.
My eyes a blue My hair is brown in a semi mo hawk that drops back into a ratie. Would rate my self a 8.36

My fashion is through the roof have 3 thousand dollar leather jacket snake skin shoes and a awosome gucci suit.

**MickeyKnox** · 11-10-2012, 04:36 PM

I just saw this thread! Hahaha funny stuff for sure! I love dry humor!!

**Zodiac82** · 11-10-2012, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

Ok. First cycle should be blonde only. You don't want to combine multiple broads for your first time so that you can identify where the STD is coming from.

This is what I would do...

Day 1 to 4 - Blonde @ 5' 4" & 109 lbs.
Day 1 to 4 - Liquid CIA @ .20 EOD.
Day 1 to 4 - Micro-condoms for her amusement.
Day 1 to 4 - Lecithin @ 3600mg daily
Day 5 and 6 - stop everything and complete PST (Post sex therapy).

PST should consist of Shower 3/2/2/2 and STD panels.

Best of luck and remember, get your diet fixed prior to beginning this cycle.

lmfao....actually cried laughn

**Capebuffalo** · 11-10-2012, 06:42 PM

What type of snake are the shoes?

Very important. Must be endangered to be respected. In NY

**Shsm** · 11-10-2012, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

Ok. First cycle should be blonde only. You don't want to combine multiple broads for your first time so that you can identify where the STD is coming from.

This is what I would do...

Day 1 to 4 - Blonde @ 5' 4" & 109 lbs.
Day 1 to 4 - Liquid CIA @ .20 EOD.
Day 1 to 4 - Micro-condoms for her amusement.
Day 1 to 4 - Lecithin @ 3600mg daily
Day 5 and 6 - stop everything and complete PST (Post sex therapy).

PST should consist of Shower 3/2/2/2 and STD panels.

Best of luck and remember, get your diet fixed prior to beginning this cycle.

Lmao...awesome

**Euroholic** · 11-10-2012, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

there is 100's of places in NY that are good. What are you into and how much $$ do you have?

Just a place with a good vib and goid looking peoPle and trance hardstyles is always
Nice. I work in the mines in WA so im Not short of a dollar.

Why do i get the feeling that most of you are laughing at me its
Not good for my ego.

The snake is just a australian king brown so nothing rare. But the jacket is 100% pure italian goat. Looks the goods

**thegodfather** · 11-10-2012, 10:41 PM

**thegodfather** · 11-10-2012, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Hey guys im heading to new york city mahnhatten in december for christmas and new year. Can some one tell me some good night spots to get tanked and have a goid time? and what good places to pick up decent looking but low moral women? You no ones that you take back to your hotel and never see again. Also i want to go to the aircraft carrier musium is it awosome? Im australian and have never banged an american bird before any tips would great as its on my to do list. Cheers!!! Also im fairly arrogrant and cocky as hell how do american
Birds respond to this?or should i use the shy lone country aussie boy alone in a big city angal and hope she
Bites? Ive been practising my accent so its heavy as. My friend from seatle told me this would help

So a couple of things here brosef....

1. I wouldnt recommend as anyone suggested, going to a bath house/rub and tug/geisha joint/etc and what have you, in order to bang an "American bird," as all the prostitutes in those places are of the ethnicity of whomever is running it, usually just Asians or Russians. So, if you wanna do it for fun, more power to you, but its not gonna help u cross an American bird off your bucket list.

2. I suppose that the Aircraft carrier mueseum would be a completely subjective experience depending on how enthusiastic you are about Naval history, so whether its awesome or not should be determined by you.

3. I'm of the thought that in Western english speaking countries most "birds" are the same when it comes to picking them up. There is not significant cultural chasm as there would be to try and date a female in a country with a completely different culture like in Asian countries, I think you get what I'm tryin to say here.

All in all though, some advice. Most hot chicks are not going to be impressed if you brag about your money, it always comes down to physical attraction and then the ability to talk and make them laugh and have a good conversation. As its been said many times from guys posting their how to get out of the friend zone threads, a chick decides if shes gonna f*ck you in the first 10 seconds of talking to her. Ummmmm, so long as you dont buy your clothes at KMart and have some decent style, I dont see a problem, no one will really give a f*ck that your jacket cost $3,000 bucks, you usually cant tell the difference between that and a $300 dollar jacket. Dont try to change yourself, the best thing you have going for you is that you're from another country, and you're "different", so your style might be weird and not what any Americans wear, but just rock it bro, chicks find that kind of shit intriguing, just like we find chicks from other places with an odd style intriguing (assuming they're hot, aesthetically pleasing, and dont smell like shit)...

Last piece of advice....Drop the whole "Im so cocky" bit from your act. I mean, glorifying the fact that you think of yourself as being an asshole is not cool. I know that movies and society and what not make it appealing to try to intentionally be a jackass towards women, and people in general, but it really is not gonna earn u many points, its much better to be a 'chill' dude than to be a dude who is actively trying to be 'cocky,' it shows immediately, because no normal person is just a straight dick for no real appearent reason unless theyre having a really bad day. So, be yourself, enjoy your vacation in NYC, and dont get pick pocketed or robbed....Good luck bro, hope everything works out well for u..

**lovbyts** · 11-10-2012, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Just a place with a good vib and goid looking peoPle and trance hardstyles is always
Nice. I work in the mines in WA so im Not short of a dollar.

Why do i get the feeling that most of you are laughing at me its
Not good for my ego.

The snake is just a australian king brown so nothing rare. But the jacket is 100% pure italian goat. Looks the goods

Dude, no one is laughing AT you but as said, only with you. It's all good and in all Honesty you have gotten some of the best/classic responses to date and as long as you don't turn it into a drama whine session and have fun it will be remembered for a long time.

No worries, all you need is your accent and you will have not problem dropping a lot of panties in the clubs. Women like/love foreigners here just as women from other countries do. If you meet someone who seems uptight just move on and forget her, there are plenty more who will be g2g.

**Shol'va** · 11-10-2012, 11:24 PM

Hey Euro, are you straight or bi? Because if you are bi then your chances of getting a one night stand goes up by 50%. And if you are coming here to enjoy sex with Americans, well you might as well taste them all. And there are some real good sexually open couples clubs, where you can hook up with both sexes of a married couple. And remember, what goes on in America...Stays in America, well except for the STD's.

**lovbyts** · 11-10-2012, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Hey Euro, are you straight or bi? Because if you are bi then your chances of getting a one night stand goes up by 50%. And if you are coming here to enjoy sex with Americans, well you might as well taste them all. And there are some real good sexually open couples clubs, where you can hook up with both sexes of a married couple. And remember, what goes on in America...Stays in America, well except for the STD's.

Agreed, it's always worked in my favor. I like Women and girls (of legal age of course). That's why you mean by Bi, right?

**Euroholic** · 11-11-2012, 03:40 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

So a couple of things here brosef....

1. I wouldnt recommend as anyone suggested, going to a bath house/rub and tug/geisha joint/etc and what have you, in order to bang an "American bird," as all the prostitutes in those places are of the ethnicity of whomever is running it, usually just Asians or Russians. So, if you wanna do it for fun, more power to you, but its not gonna help u cross an American bird off your bucket list.

2. I suppose that the Aircraft carrier mueseum would be a completely subjective experience depending on how enthusiastic you are about Naval history, so whether its awesome or not should be determined by you.

3. I'm of the thought that in Western english speaking countries most "birds" are the same when it comes to picking them up. There is not significant cultural chasm as there would be to try and date a female in a country with a completely different culture like in Asian countries, I think you get what I'm tryin to say here.

All in all though, some advice. Most hot chicks are not going to be impressed if you brag about your money, it always comes down to physical attraction and then the ability to talk and make them laugh and have a good conversation. As its been said many times from guys posting their how to get out of the friend zone threads, a chick decides if shes gonna f*ck you in the first 10 seconds of talking to her. Ummmmm, so long as you dont buy your clothes at KMart and have some decent style, I dont see a problem, no one will really give a f*ck that your jacket cost $3,000 bucks, you usually cant tell the difference between that and a $300 dollar jacket. Dont try to change yourself, the best thing you have going for you is that you're from another country, and you're "different", so your style might be weird and not what any Americans wear, but just rock it bro, chicks find that kind of shit intriguing, just like we find chicks from other places with an odd style intriguing (assuming they're hot, aesthetically pleasing, and dont smell like shit)...

Last piece of advice....Drop the whole "Im so cocky" bit from your act. I mean, glorifying the fact that you think of yourself as being an asshole is not cool. I know that movies and society and what not make it appealing to try to intentionally be a jackass towards women, and people in general, but it really is not gonna earn u many points, its much better to be a 'chill' dude than to be a dude who is actively trying to be 'cocky,' it shows immediately, because no normal person is just a straight dick for no real appearent reason unless theyre having a really bad day. So, be yourself, enjoy your vacation in NYC, and dont get pick pocketed or robbed....Good luck bro, hope everything works out well for u..

Thanks for the post friend. So ill use my accent to my advantage.My physch told me i use my arogance towards woman as a defense because i have a fear of abandonment as a result of my patents leaving me as a child.

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Dude, no one is laughing AT you but as said, only with you. It's all good and in all Honesty you have gotten some of the best/classic responses to date and as long as you don't turn it into a drama whine session and have fun it will be remembered for a long time.

No worries, all you need is your accent and you will have not problem dropping a lot of panties in the clubs. Women like/love foreigners here just as women from other countries do. If you meet someone who seems uptight just move on and forget her, there are plenty more who will be g2g.

What are the names of these clubs mate? Or there address? Cheers.
Sorry if i sound girly my estro levels are very high check out my doctor gave me arimidex thread. I watched the movie dear john Last night and just could not stop crying. How could she leave him like that!!!!

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Hey Euro, are you straight or bi? Because if you are bi then your chances of getting a one night stand goes up by 50%. And if you are coming here to enjoy sex with Americans, well you might as well taste them all. And there are some real good sexually open couples clubs, where you can hook up with both sexes of a married couple. And remember, what goes on in America...Stays in America, well except for the STD's.

Haha nah mate just any decent looking woman of legal age say 16-45 is 16 legal in america like it is in aus?

**lovbyts** · 11-11-2012, 04:22 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Thanks for the post friend. So ill use my accent to my advantage.My physch told me i use my arogance towards woman as a defense because i have a fear of abandonment as a result of my patents leaving me as a child.

What are the names of these clubs mate? Or there address? Cheers.
Sorry if i sound girly my estro levels are very high check out my doctor gave me arimidex thread. I watched the movie dear john Last night and just could not stop crying. How could she leave him like that!!!!

Haha nah mate just any decent looking woman of legal age say 16-45 is 16 legal in america like it is in aus?

I think the address were given to you in a link above from someone who lives local and knows the good clubs. I'm not local to NY. I'm on the other side of the US.

Rule of thumb it's 18 here. The states (like mine) where it's 16 it has to be someone within 2 years of the same age I think. 16 in Aus huh? Do you have a spare room when I come to visit?

**Euroholic** · 11-11-2012, 04:42 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I think the address were given to you in a link above from someone who lives local and knows the good clubs. I'm not local to NY. I'm on the other side of the US.

Rule of thumb it's 18 here. The states (like mine) where it's 16 it has to be someone within 2 years of the same age I think. 16 in Aus huh? Do you have a spare room when I come to visit?

So i would be arrested if under 18 but over 16 im 24. Ok ill keep that in mind 18-45 while in
Usa then haha. Haha ya sure you can stay with me just as
Long as you spot me on chest days. Man its 14 in brazil ay thats too young for me tho. Quite sick if i think about it.

**lovbyts** · 11-11-2012, 06:40 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

So i would be arrested if under 18 but over 16 im 24. Ok ill keep that in mind 18-45 while in
Usa then haha. Haha ya sure you can stay with me just as
Long as you spot me on chest days. Man its 14 in brazil ay thats too young for me tho. Quite sick if i think about it.

I didn't think it was sick when i was 17.

**Tron3219** · 11-11-2012, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I didn't think it was sick when i was 17.

Haha it was still illegal!

How does the age of consent relate to foreigners? Cuz I know SOME states r 16

**lovbyts** · 11-11-2012, 08:43 AM

I dont think they give much leniency if you get caught or someone presses charges.

Yeah and I got lucky, her parents really liked me but I never gave them a reason not to. She still says 35 years later I set her up for a lot of disappointment in guys. She though all guys would be as Nice, honest and trust worthy as me so she was very gullible for several years and to trusting. lol

Several years ago she said she hopped her daughter meet someone like me, especially for a 1st boyfriend. I said well I am single right now.

Her step dad said yeah she is just about old enough for you since she was almost 14. lol

**Tron3219** · 11-11-2012, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I dont think they give much leniency if you get caught or someone presses charges.

Yeah and I got lucky, her parents really liked me but I never gave them a reason not to. She still says 35 years later I set her up for a lot of disappointment in guys. She though all guys would be as Nice, honest and trust worthy as me so she was very gullible for several years and to trusting. lol

Several years ago she said she hopped her daughter meet someone like me, especially for a 1st boyfriend. I said well I am single right now.

Her step dad said yeah she is just about old enough for you since she was almost 14. lol

That right ders funny, I don't care who ya er

Ur not from Arkansas r u? Lol

**Brick** · 11-11-2012, 08:54 AM

'Merica!

**lovbyts** · 11-11-2012, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Tron3219

That right ders funny, I don't care who ya er

Ur not from Arkansas r u? Lol

No but my Uncle is, does that count.

**Euroholic** · 11-11-2012, 07:19 PM

Haha you guys well ill let you no how i go ill make a thred next year on my american exploits im excuted ay. I eant to get a train down to atlantic city and go casino.