Strip Clubs

[cherrydrpepper]

Ok. So I walk in and buff bouncer dude is flirting with 2nd hottest stripper miss almost beautiful but has slut tats sorry but tats all over on girl in strip club = daddy issues among other things and this is a guy who has dated a stripper saying this. Then I get served shots all night and it starts out innocent i'm not even drunk and i'm getting shots off this tina fey looking chick and she keeps coming back hanging out with me for shits and giggles. I ask her out at end of the night and say if i beat her in arm wrestling she has to give me her number I go up she uses both hands I still beat her she walks off I guess i'm drunk by then. Its almost 2 am club closes lights on. Russian chick I have been asking about all night comes up to me after seeing me with lights on begs me to come back tomorrow night has seen nme in there drunk with hundred dollar bills begging me to come back.

Is there something more to strip clubs than I know as far as I know you lift weights get in shape and play them like you would any braud am I right or is there more to it? I think they require uber play because they have been dikd over so many times you basically have to f around with them and give them something they havent seen in a while. The shots girl really surprised me because I didn't actually want to date her but when she said she was almost 10 years younger I figured I would give it a shot and she still blew me off which was fine but she played me the whole way.

[MickeyKnox]

I think Austinite or Gixxer would be the resident stripper aficionados.

[BlueWaffle21]

Strippers and Bartenders are the only chicks I hit on. They hear it all night long every night so if you can get their number then something you're doing is right!! The only down side is they really aren't dating material so you need a couple on rotation. It actually ruins my night if I don't get at least one number when I'm out. They seem to love the innocent "I've never been to a strip club" approach. HIt it and quit it mang!!

[gixxerboy1]

i've been with more strippers then i can count.
First they are like any other girls. They all have different taste so not every girl likes a big guy, just like the real world. There was a guy in my club the other night. Good size hitting on a cocktail waitress. We were all bsing later and she was saying he was to big for her she doesnt like that. And she didnt give him her number.

I hit on them like i would if i was talking to them in a regular club bar. I never ask them for a dance. Usually when they ask me if i want one i give them the $20 for a dance and so no i'd rather hang and talk. Once i know im in then ill get a dance and they will usually want to dance for you, I'll go back and keep my hands at my sides. Look her in the face. I dont act like every other guy that is groping them. Typically they will grab my hands and put them on them or start making out with me. So it works.

As for getting her number yes she could want you and to hook up, or she could be playing you and when you call she will want to see you but has to work so why dont you come in and see her.

Yes the innocent line works. I always was out with a group of friends and as a joke told the girls im gay but came out with my friends. I went home with one that night

[MickeyKnox]

Told ya. Gixx has banged more strippers than Charlie Sheen.

[Hoggage_54]

I remember Gix in a thread a month or two ago mentioning to "look them in the eyes". I tried it at a bachelor party a month ago, it worked very well. The girls on the stage would look at me and quickly look away with a smile like they were nervous, as any other girl would do when you look them and they get nervous. It's like it catches them off guard as they are expecting you to stare at their bodies.

[wh1spa]

I remember Gix in a thread a month or two ago mentioning to "look them in the eyes". I tried it at a bachelor party a month ago, it worked very well. The girls on the stage would look at me and quickly look away with a smile like they were nervous, as any other girl would do when you look them and they get nervous. It's like it catches them off guard as they are expecting you to stare at their bodies.

Just try not to be too creepy!

[Hoggage_54]

Just try not to be too creepy!

I'm not doing a creeper stare at all. I look like this:

[MickeyKnox]

^^ My fav director.

[Shol'va]

i've been with more strippers then i can count.
First they are like any other girls. They all have different taste so not every girl likes a big guy, just like the real world. There was a guy in my club the other night. Good size hitting on a cocktail waitress. We were all bsing later and she was saying he was to big for her she doesnt like that. And she didnt give him her number.

I hit on them like i would if i was talking to them in a regular club bar. I never ask them for a dance. Usually when they ask me if i want one i give them the $20 for a dance and so no i'd rather hang and talk. Once i know im in then ill get a dance and they will usually want to dance for you, I'll go back and keep my hands at my sides. Look her in the face. I dont act like every other guy that is groping them. Typically they will grab my hands and put them on them or start making out with me. So it works.

As for getting her number yes she could want you and to hook up, or she could be playing you and when you call she will want to see you but has to work so why dont you come in and see her.

Yes the innocent line works. I always was out with a group of friends and as a joke told the girls im gay but came out with my friends. I went home with one that night

So you are the reason all these hot ladies who hang out in my gay clubs are always hitting on me not taking no for an answer...

[wh1spa]

So you are the reason all these hot ladies who hang out in my gay clubs are always hitting on me not taking no for an answer...

Haha, I can never understand how a gay guy, can not be interested in women, especially with the hordes of sexy, attractive women that hang out with gay guys.

[Shol'va]

Haha, I can never understand how a gay guy, can not be interested in women, especially with the hordes of sexy, attractive women that hang out with gay guys.

That's what makes a gay guy gay and safe to be around your woman.

[frank13]

I remember Gix in a thread a month or two ago mentioning to "look them in the eyes". I tried it at a bachelor party a month ago, it worked very well. The girls on the stage would look at me and quickly look away with a smile like they were nervous, as any other girl would do when you look them and they get nervous. It's like it catches them off guard as they are expecting you to stare at their bodies.

got 2 try that

[Times Roman]

That's what makes a gay guy gay and safe to be around your woman.

i don't know....

.... i was reading on another thread that if we as a society don't start allowing gay marriages, then the gay dudes are going to start stealing our women away?


Just saying Shol'va. I see the way the women talk to you. You can sit there and chit chat with em for hours on end and still really not be saying much. They just LOVE that shit!

[GirlyGymRat]

i don't know....

.... i was reading on another thread that if we as a society don't start allowing gay marriages, then the gay dudes are going to start stealing our women away?


Just saying Shol'va. I see the way the women talk to you. You can sit there and chit chat with em for hours on end and still really not be saying much. They just LOVE that shit!

someone sounds jealous

[Times Roman]

someone sounds jealous

If i had some of those attributes that some of the gay men possess when it comes to sharing the same interests that women possess,

then I'd be in like Flynn!

Then the women would realize how much fun it is to....

go to a football game and tailgate

drinking beer

having sex three times a day

walk around the house naked

which means more sex

appreciate communicating at a non verbal level

and when you run out of stuff to do, the default would always be sex.

go to the sex store on the harley, and load up on supplies, and then

come back and have sex

[wh1spa]

i don't know....
.... i was reading on another thread that if we as a society don't start allowing gay marriages, then the gay dudes are going to start stealing our women away?

That is going to happen, guarantee it. I personally dont have anything against Gay Marriage.

Just saying Shol'va. I see the way the women talk to you. You can sit there and chit chat with em for hours on end and still really not be saying much. They just LOVE that shit!

I think i'm going to have to find my self a gay friend, and start hitting on these chicks.

[wh1spa]

If i had some of those attributes that some of the gay men possess when it comes to sharing the same interests that women possess,

then I'd be in like Flynn!

Then the women would realize how much fun it is to....

go to a football game and tailgate

drinking beer

having sex three times a day

walk around the house naked

which means more sex

appreciate communicating at a non verbal level

and when you run out of stuff to do, the default would always be sex.

go to the sex store on the harley, and load up on supplies, and then

come back and have sex

Sounds like a good morning.

[Times Roman]

That's what makes a gay guy gay and safe to be around your woman.

my barber before this one was clearly gay. I knew it the moment I saw him. Had one of those thingeys in his ear, ya know? =)

Anyways, his attention to detail was top notch. He was very fast and efficient with his movements. Marvin, that was his name. His BF worked there too, and I believe he was the dominant one. Kept his eye on poor ol' Marvin. There were times when Marvin's BF wasnt' there, and Marvin would tell me that he drove him nuts. Said one of these days he's just going to take off and disappear. Talk talk talk. He really knew how to keep a conversation about nothing going. And about small stuff. Talk about his daughter going to school and wanting to be a stylist like her dad, and which school, but the tuition is expensive, so he has to help her out, and she only has six more months to go, but she is one of the favorite popular ones down there and gets more hours, so maybe she can graduate early and save her dad some money, but sometimes when he gives his daughter some money, her deadbeat boyfriend takes some from her and buys drugs and cheats on her, he'd really like to help her out more, but the salon he works at doesn't bring in enough customers...........

.....whew! At least i'd say uh-huh in all the right places. Then one day I went in and there was Marvin's BF, and some new guy I'd never seen before. I asked where marvin was, and Marvins' BF said... "he don't work here no more!" So I guess Marvin really did disappear?

[Times Roman]

That is going to happen, guarantee it. I personally dont have anything against Gay Marriage.



I think i'm going to have to find my self a gay friend, and start hitting on these chicks.

Next time, I'm going to find a good looking gay guy to be my wing man!!!

[wh1spa]

Next time, I'm going to find a good looking gay guy to be my wing man!!!

From what i've seen. They dont really even have to be good looking to be the center of attention.

[Times Roman]

From what i've seen. They dont really even have to be good looking to be the center of attention.

either way, but to be a good wing man, they need to know when to shift attention on to me.

my best line at the pub is

"hey babe, care to go for a ride on the harley?"

or at least it was.

It worked like magic over in germany.

[gixxerboy1]

That is going to happen, guarantee it. I personally dont have anything against Gay Marriage.



I think i'm going to have to find my self a gay friend, and start hitting on these chicks.

Next time, I'm going to find a good looking gay guy to be my wing man!!!

From what i've seen. They dont really even have to be good looking to be the center of attention.

You dont even need one. If you got enough confidence go by yourself. I would goto a gay bar alone. Then if you talk to a girl tell her your friend is talking to some guy or in the bathroom and left you all alone in here.

[GirlyGymRat]

u on a cycle????

If i had some of those attributes that some of the gay men possess when it comes to sharing the same interests that women possess,

then I'd be in like Flynn!

Then the women would realize how much fun it is to....

go to a football game and tailgate

drinking beer

having sex three times a day

walk around the house naked

which means more sex

appreciate communicating at a non verbal level

and when you run out of stuff to do, the default would always be sex.

go to the sex store on the harley, and load up on supplies, and then

come back and have sex

very clever! very very clever!

Next time, I'm going to find a good looking gay guy to be my wing man!!!

[Rwy]

I banged a bunch of strippers. I was kinda shocked most of them were sub par in bed

[wh1spa]

You dont even need one. If you got enough confidence go by yourself. I would goto a gay bar alone. Then if you talk to a girl tell her your friend is talking to some guy or in the bathroom and left you all alone in here.

GOLD lol.

[Times Roman]

u on a cycle????



very clever! very very clever!

(yeah, why? why would you think that?)

oh, you caught that?

....I thought i was being very very subtle?

[wh1spa]

(yeah, why? why would you think that?)

oh, you caught that?

....I thought i was being very very subtle?

It was very hard to miss tbh TR

[Shol'va]

GOLD lol.

Or find yourself a gay friend you can rely on and use him in the gay bar to hook you up with the hottie girls in there. Just keep up the ruse that you too are gay and she will try to take you home and convert you. Then just go from there. there are a lot of untapped potential in the gay bars for straight guys, but you have to be secure in your sexuality before going into the bar. Just don't get too drunk while you are there otherwise you could end up drunk and in bed with one or more of the boys the next morning wondering who did what with which and to whom...

[wh1spa]

Or find yourself a gay friend you can rely on and use him in the gay bar to hook you up with the hottie girls in there. Just keep up the ruse that you too are gay and she will try to take you home and convert you. Then just go from there. there are a lot of untapped potential in the gay bars for straight guys, but you have to be secure in your sexuality before going into the bar. Just don't get too drunk while you are there otherwise you could end up drunk and in bed with one or more of the boys the next morning wondering who did what with which and to whom...

Seems like I need to find some gay mates.

[Euroholic]

I use to be a gay hater but realized i could use them to my advantage by befriending them and getting them to help me bang there hot friends. Gays have alot of good looking women friends. People seem to think i am a gay because i like tanning,gym, fashion, poetry etc i even like going shoping with women and helping them by clothes, shoes cosmetics etc. the guys at my work say im as gay as one can get with out actually doing another man haha.

[red_hulk]

I use to be a gay hater but realized i could use them to my advantage by befriending them and getting them to help me bang there hot friends. Gays have alot of good looking women friends. People seem to think i am a gay because i like tanning,gym, fashion, poetry etc i even like going shoping with women and helping them by clothes, shoes cosmetics etc. the guys at my work say im as gay as one can get with out actually doing another man haha.

People who are "gay haters" are usually closet homosexuals. Maybe that's why so many people think you're gay.

[Euroholic]

People who are "gay haters" are usually closet homosexuals. Maybe that's why so many people think you're gay.

Haha you see i thought about trying it once but it just does not appeal to me ay but each to there own.

[Honkey_Kong]

People who are "gay haters" are usually closet homosexuals. Maybe that's why so many people think you're gay.

I don't think "gay haters" are necessarily gay. I'm sure some of them probably are, but some of them are just bigots in general. And I think quite a few of them really just don't know any gay people personally and are going along with the crowd. It's easy to hate that which is different. Think about how many well off white people live their everyday lives not knowing any black people but secretly dislike them. Or how many black people who don't live around many white people grow up to dislike them (usually it's more PC to overtly dislike them). Erasing the hate and exposing one group to other groups is still some of the obstacles our society needs to overcome still to this day.

[milky01623]

People who are "gay haters" are usually closet homosexuals. Maybe that's why so many people think you're gay.

This is so true
It sounds like my bro in law dang that boy is strange..... Does all the housework,irons,cooks,& has OCD..........

[gixxerboy1]

Or find yourself a gay friend you can rely on and use him in the gay bar to hook you up with the hottie girls in there. Just keep up the ruse that you too are gay and she will try to take you home and convert you. Then just go from there. there are a lot of untapped potential in the gay bars for straight guys, but you have to be secure in your sexuality before going into the bar. Just don't get too drunk while you are there otherwise you could end up drunk and in bed with one or more of the boys the next morning wondering who did what with which and to whom...

That's why you should video tape everything

[wh1spa]

That's why you should video tape everything

For this reason?

"Just don't get too drunk while you are there otherwise you could end up drunk and in bed with one or more of the boys the next morning wondering who did what with which and to whom..."

[gixxerboy1]

For this reason?

"Just don't get too drunk while you are there otherwise you could end up drunk and in bed with one or more of the boys the next morning wondering who did what with which and to whom..."

If its on tape u will know if ur a drunk sword swallower

[Shol'va]

If its on tape u will know if ur a drunk sword swallower

Or a sword swallower who also likes to get drunk..

[jasc]

Or a sword swallower who also likes to get drunk..

suppose the sword is tiny

would you be considered a dagger gagger?

("you" in the general sense, not you personally)