Had a horrible, horrible nightmare (horrible)

[Hoggage_54]

This was the nightmare of all nightmares. I was dreaming I was at a house party with a bunch of chicks and milfs, and all the hotties left and it was just me and this really fat ugly chick, the kind Cal would get down with in real life. I started making out with her and finger blasting her, and I ended up busting a nut.......




Since I often thread-bomb other people's threads with sarcastic remarks and useless posts, it's only fair to poke fun at myself...

[MickeyKnox]

I think Freud had something to say about dreams like this..

[austinite]

deja vu and nightmares are completely different things.

[Honkey_Kong]

So you're saying you're a fat chick thriller. It's okay, you can be my wingman.

[red_hulk]

Dreams are like your dog dying, you're the only one who cares

[Armykid93]

deja vu and nightmares are completely different things.

Haha!
May want to stop snorting blow before bed. Might help with the crazy dreams

[Shsm]

deja vu and nightmares are completely different things.

Lmao.

[DSM4Life]

Did she use her pinky on you?

[Hoggage_54]

deja vu and nightmares are completely different things.

I think it was more of a premonition... I am going away to a resort this week and haven't gotten any in a while. So I could very well be banging a fat after a few drinks... ****.

[Times Roman]

This was the nightmare of all nightmares. I was dreaming I was at a house party with a bunch of chicks and milfs, and all the hotties left and it was just me and this really fat ugly chick, the kind Cal would get down with in real life. I started making out with her and finger blasting her, and I ended up busting a nut.......


Since I often thread-bomb other people's threads with sarcastic remarks and useless posts, it's only fair to poke fun at myself...

Since when did this start happening?

[lovbyts]

This was the nightmare of all nightmares. I was dreaming I was at a house party with a bunch of chicks and milfs, and all the hotties left and it was just me and this really fat ugly chick, the kind Cal would get down with in real life. I started making out with her and finger blasting her, and I ended up busting a nut.......




Since I often thread-bomb other people's threads with sarcastic remarks and useless posts, it's only fair to poke fun at myself...

Sounds like a little payback/Karma for doing as you say. Someone though it would be good to mentally fvck with you. lol Never underestimate the power of Karma. I know most every-time I say I will or would NEVER do this or that it's what ends up happening and I have no choice. That's one reason I also try to remember to not make fun of anyone less fortunate than myself. That's not the only reason, I'm not like that anyways but it's a good reminder.

[milky01623]

I got stretched across a fat bird once

Boy I still get nightmares 25 yrs after and what's worse I can still smell it's sweaty pits

[AASnOOb]

its horrible, ive demolished fat chicks in my dreams. woke up sweaty and fearful of falling back asleep!

[cherrydrpepper]

In the dream she got your name tattooed on her back?

[JD250]

Define "fat chick" ....... are we talking 2 bills? 2 fitty?

[brahmabull117]

This was the nightmare of all nightmares. I was dreaming I was at a house party with a bunch of chicks and milfs, and all the hotties left and it was just me and this really fat ugly chick, the kind Cal would get down with in real life. I started making out with her and finger blasting her, and I ended up busting a nut.......




Since I often thread-bomb other people's threads with sarcastic remarks and useless posts, it's only fair to poke fun at myself...

LOLed hard. Thought this thread would be something about seeing your parents get killed in your dream or something

[brahmabull117]

Define "fat chick" ....... are we talking 2 bills? 2 fitty?

talking bout tree fiddy

[Honkey_Kong]

Define "fat chick" ....... are we talking 2 bills? 2 fitty?

Depends on her height. I like skinny girls, but you know how it goes. In tough times, standards always seem to drop. And once you're out of the market in a committed relationship, even fat chicks sometimes seem tempting.