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    Say It Isn't So Elmo!!!

    Well it seems that Elmo of sesame street was removed from his job after diddling with a 15 year old boy. In New York the age of consent is 17 and not 15. Of course Elmo was quoted as saying I was just playing Tickle me Elmo with the boy. But they agreed it was more of a Pickle me Elmo. The boy who was pickled is now in his 20's. He is seeking 5 million in damages as well as a puppet with a larger pickle since he has outgrown Elmo's little dill.




    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ex-claims.html

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    This world is just crazy....Funny at the same time grown men have no business playing with boys under the age of consent.

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    You think he did the voice during?

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    You really have to question the motives of a man that dedicated to children's programming.

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    I wonder if he stuffed his hand in like he does the puppet. Fisting FTW!!!! Lol.

    One accuser recanted. Made a demand for money. They offered him 150k. He didn't like the offer. Recanted again - and went back to his original story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    I wonder if he stuffed his hand in like he does the puppet. Fisting FTW!!!! Lol.

    One accuser recanted. Made a demand for money. They offered him 150k. He didn't like the offer. Recanted again - and went back to his original story.
    Yep money talks...I only wish I was 15 again so I could claim abuse and get in on some of the money...I think I'd join the scouts and blame the scoutmaster and cry all the way to the bank.....

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    You know what though? I really don't want to cast blame on this dude. In all seriousness, if any of us were accused of this same thing by some kid there is no way to prove were innocent. And in a situation like that you're guilty until proven innocent. That's why most of these cases with celebrities end up settling. The celebrity realises it's going to cost him more in attorney fees to fight it in court only to probably lose regardless of guilt than it would be to just write a cheque and be done with it. This same shit happened with Michael Jackson. I mean how can he prove that he didn't molest a child? And that's what it comes down to.

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    I work in the dessert in a iron ore mine with 500 other men
    and a few very fat birds im coming on 7 weeks now but are the women in that video hot or have i been here to long?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    I work in the dessert in a iron ore mine with 500 other men
    and a few very fat birds im coming on 7 weeks now but are the women in that video hot or have i been here to long?
    The chick on the left isn't that bad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    The chick on the left isn't that bad...
    Good so its not just me? Cause at the moment bro all i can think about is hooking my self up to 2 IV drips to keep my fluids at a safe level and just go down on her for several hours!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    Good so its not just me? Cause at the moment bro all i can think about is hooking my self up to 2 IV drips to keep my fluids at a safe level and just go down on her for several hours!!!
    She's not that hot. She looks kind of used up actually. I'd still plow her though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    She's not that hot. She looks kind of used up actually. I'd still plow her though.
    Man being on cycle and being surounded by hundreds of men with no women to be seen is my idea of hell ay. Im batting of 10 times a day and still feel the need for quiff. Ill take anything at the moment. I find my self looking twice at the kangaroos and camels. December 20 can not come soon enough!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    Man being on cycle and being surounded by hundreds of men with no wonen to be seen is my idea of hell ay. Im batting of 10 times a day and still the need for quiff.
    There aren't even any fat broads where you are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    There aren't even any fat broads where you are?
    there is a few some of the admin girls but there all taken. I leave the mine on december 20 and head straight to new york city so hopefully i pick up some bird and go to town on her. She has no idea whats shes in for whoever she is. I feel like a walking, talking viagra pill. Im actualy praying for a low sex drive at the moment thats how bad its getting. I would have done 11 weeks at the mine come december 20
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    Crazy shit, nothing else to say.

    The guy looks word as fvck too. Not Elmo voice man, but the one he was supposedly messing with. Word, just word.

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