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    Octomom porno is nominated for AVN award

    If you haven't seen it, and want to, you better be quick. It's copywrited, and is getting yanked quickly off the net. She is much better looking than I expected, however, her performance is lackluster. Full video is 29 minutes.

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    ever see an interview? she never shuts up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
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    ever see an interview? she never shuts up!
    that's not true! she barely says anything in her porno!!

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    lol. I love you Roman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
    If you haven't seen it, and want to, you better be quick. It's copywrited, and is getting yanked quickly off the net. She is much better looking than I expected, however, her performance is lackluster. Full video is 29 minutes.
    Can't blame her she needs to support the kids

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    What's the name of her movie? Octomom Does Dallas? Or better yet "I Porked Octomom"

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    No thanks Mr. Roman =/

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    Its just a masterbation flick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    What's the name of her movie? Octomom Does Dallas? Or better yet "I Porked Octomom"
    fvck shovel! you expect me to sit through the opening credits? =(

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    r u feeling ok???? I am beginning to worry about you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    that's not true! she barely says anything in her porno!!
    haha...What is this world coming to? I'm speechless.

    Now i have to look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    r u feeling ok???? I am beginning to worry about you
    who me? Im not sure how I feel, I better check......

    (brb!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    If you haven't seen it, and want to, you better be quick. It's copywrited, and is getting yanked quickly off the net. She is much better looking than I expected, however, her performance is lackluster. Full video is 29 minutes.
    I always felt strange for thinking she was attractive.

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    Ummmm I watched it. Not award winning I don't think. Then again how do you win an award for a porno? Best supporting actress?

    I was suprised that...........never mind.

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    I was thinking it would be a little more along the lines of "under the sea"
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Octomom porno is nominated for AVN award-image-2957162498.jpg  

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    Isn't it called octomom home alone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bucka
    Isn't it called octomom home alone?
    Yep. That's the one where she is ehemmmm....alone

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    doesnt look bad in video.

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    I did not watch the video but saw pics. Her belly was so big and it seems almost normal. Did she have a tummy tuck?? Her belly was at her knees. Is she still receiving disability?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JP-MAN View Post
    doesnt look bad in video.
    I only watched the full length once out of curiosity. She was obviously made over. The other thing is that she was coached, almost like a negotiation. Like she didn't want to do the money shots. When she was doing her thing, she barely moved a leg. this seems strange. she'd just lay there, moving her toy a bit, but that's it. no other movement. two scenes, one on the bed, and one in the bathroom. both were coached. almost like they were arguing (director and actress) she wanted a profile so as not to show her muffin, he wanted the full monty, so the compromise was the 45 degree angle.

    I don't really know anyone (not like it's a subject of conversation) that would really want to be with her. All those kids running arouund the house! Even if she is physically attractive, it would take a helluva lot more than that before I'd consider being with her. And then you'd have to stop and wonder about her psyci? Wanting all those kids without any financial support at the time, the welfare, the publicity stunts, the centerfold, and now the porn? All VERY strange if you ask me. I don't really know WHAT'S going through her head.

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    Barf, No thanks

    can't polish a turd
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    it was like watching someone mentally challenged got talked/tricked into maturbating in front of a camera.

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    I bet that snatch is so big that they give donkey rides to the bottom, and that man face is a just too much, I just puked a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250
    I bet that snatch is so big that they give donkey rides to the bottom, and that man face is a just too much, I just puked a little.
    Did you watch it?? That was what I meant in one of my previous comments. I wasn't that strange looking or whatever other adjective you could use to describe it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    I bet that snatch is so big that they give donkey rides to the bottom, and that man face is a just too much, I just puked a little.
    Lol I didn't watch it and i'm not attracted to Octomom but I don't think her face is to bad.

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    GUESS WHAT, she is Palestenian. Bet many of you didnt know that.

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    Palestine must be so proud.

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    she got an award nomination for that... lol wtf..

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    There is an interview with Howard Stern that she did where she rides a sybian. It's on a popular free XXX site. Anyways, she says she hasn't had sex in 13 years. And she even claimed she had to be taught how to masturbate for the movie.

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    who the heck is octomom and why do they call her that!?! she have 8 kids at one time or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<---
    who the heck is octomom and why do they call her that!?! she have 8 kids at one time or something?
    Yes she did plus 4 kids prior

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    man that mustve been something to have to carry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<---
    man that mustve been something to have to carry!
    I can't imagine the cost of diapers. Or changing all of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    I bet that snatch is so big that they give donkey rides to the bottom, and that man face is a just too much, I just puked a little.
    Quote Originally Posted by AXx View Post
    Did you watch it?? That was what I meant in one of my previous comments. I wasn't that strange looking or whatever other adjective you could use to describe it.
    I cannot imagine she did natural child birth, so it is probably in great shape.

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    I dont like her but I could probably jack it to the Kate plus 8 lady. I always thought Octomom was kinda homely

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    I dont like her but I could probably jack it to the Kate plus 8 lady. I always thought Octomom was kinda homely

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    Not bad for 8 kids.

    You would be expecting some hillbilly woman that homeschools all 8 kids when you hear "she has 8 kids" (See following image)


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    Looks like she had 8 kids...replace had with ate! Haha

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    I just watched it. I'm not sure which is the bigger train wreck, her vagina or her face. What a terrible, terrible thing. I'm gonna need to order some boner meds from AR-R if I ever want wood again. It's like a terrible car accident; horrific to look at, but you can't seem to look away...

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    Shes good at the aul tit rubbing and trying to flick the bean but other than that meh, her face has had more surgeries than the bee gees have had number 1's

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