The Pick-up Line Thread

[Bigshotvictoria]

Inspired by another thread on getting girls, this is the PICKUP LINE THREAD!!

This thread is for sharing our best, and our worst pickup lines!!!!

Here is where we will share our greatest Pickup accomplishments, and most embarrassing failures!!!

So jump in, tell us the best line that worked, or even better the worse lines that have worked!!!

Ladies, please honour us with your side too, we want to know the best and worst that have both failed and succeeded on you, and your pickup stories!!!!!!

[Zodiac82]

if I see a hot girl....even if we make eye contact or not(eye contact works better) ill walk up to her and say"im not tryin to hit on u(reverse psychology) ,but I just wanted to let let u kno u are absolutely beautiful" really works like crazy....u can change beautiful to gorgeous or sexy....I've used all three....at the very least u will get a genuine smile

[gixxerboy1]

my best is asking any girl any place. Where's good to go eat? go out anything. Tell them you just moved to the area and trying to learn whats around. So its shows your social. You dont come across as trying to pick them up and they will be willing to talk easily and their guard is down. I've asked girls at a bar, the girl at the mall ringing up my shirt im buying. lol i've bought a shirt i dint want cause i wanted an excuse to talk to the girl. Then went and returned the shirt another day when she wasn't there. What ever. And when they mention places to go or things to do in the area, they are telling you what they are into.

[Bigshotvictoria]

I'll get us started. Way back before I'd met my wife, was renting a house with a friend of mine. He had a GF at the time, but she was out of town and he didn't mind. My room was downstairs, I wake up to voices. I go upstairs and my buddy has a wasted drunk girl on his lap, her friend just as drunk on the couch. I'd been out earlier, so i'm still a little torqued. I sit down, and keep my mouth shut. After a few minutes the friend asks me why I'm not speaking, so I tell her it's just not worth it. She gave me a funny look and asked my why. So I told her. I told her that I'd hate for us to hit it off, because it wouldn't end well. Of course she asked me why. So I politely explained to her that I had a tiny greg. Of course she looked at me like I'm an idiot, put I pressed on. I explained how embarrassing it was to have an acorn glued to my torso. After about 5 minutes she got up, sat on my lap, on did my pants, and whipped it out. So i took this as a good sign, carried her down to my room, pinned her down with my knees on her shoulders and slapped her on the face with it, then i kicked her out. She showed up at my door that next weekend and hilarity ensued.

[Zodiac82]

another is if we make eyes contact and there obvious attraction....ill simply walk up to her and just do an introduction BUT while introducing. myself ill grab her hand and kiss the the top then ask her name....that works well too....used it on my current gf of over 10 years : )

[JohnnnyBlazzze]

my best is asking any girl any place. Where's good to go eat? go out anything. Tell them you just moved to the area and trying to learn whats around. So its shows your social. You dont come across as trying to pick them up and they will be willing to talk easily and their guard is down. I've asked girls at a bar, the girl at the mall ringing up my shirt im buying. lol i've bought a shirt i dint want cause i wanted an excuse to talk to the girl. Then went and returned the shirt another day when she wasn't there. What ever. And when they mention places to go or things to do in the area, they are telling you what they are into.

I do this a lot. Drove to a Starbucks on a morning I had work off just to talk to the girl that works there in the mornings. It was completely out of my way to

I just start an opening with a really simple question either with what she is doing or where we are at. For example when I was at the airport yesterday I would just start with "Do you know what time they're boarding" or "Do you know how long this flight is?" usually if I get a smile or good vibes it is easy to keep it going.

When I'm single I try to strike up conversation with any good looking female no matter where I am at .

[gixxerboy1]

another is if we make eyes contact and there obvious attraction....ill simply walk up to her and just do an introduction BUT while introducing. myself ill grab her hand and kiss the the top then ask her name....that works well too....used it on my current gf of over 10 years : )

your lines sound like shit of the life time channel

[Bigshotvictoria]

The "I think I know you" line is a little lame, but has worked in a pinch, like when a girl has caught me checking her out, and I have nothing else. Then if she's kinda on the fence instead of full on denying it, I'll drop some names or a place like, "you were with nadine at the pool right?" not the best, but again it works in a pinch.

[JohnnnyBlazzze]

another is if we make eyes contact and there obvious attraction....ill simply walk up to her and just do an introduction BUT while introducing. myself ill grab her hand and kiss the the top then ask her name....that works well too....used it on my current gf of over 10 years : )

Seems bold on the first conversation, you say it works though huh? .

I can tell if a girl has an interest or is a bit flustered. If she fiddles with something at her desk or plays with her hair a lot, you can catch girls rambling about nonsense to just because they want to talk .

I struck up this conversation with this girl the other day and she was fiddling around with straws like crazy and rambling and rambling about egg sandwiches or something, you can tell she didn't know where she was going with it and just kept talking haha.

[Zodiac82]

pinned her down with my knees on her shoulders

ouch lol

[Bigshotvictoria]

Seems bold on the first conversation, you say it works though huh? .

I can tell if a girl has an interest or is a bit flustered. If she fiddles with something at her desk or plays with her hair a lot, you can catch girls rambling about nonsense to just because they want to talk .

I struck up this conversation with this girl the other day and she was fiddling around with straws like crazy and rambling and rambling about egg sandwiches or something, you can tell she didn't know where she was going with it and just kept talking haha.

Reading body language is definitely a bonus, another good sign is if they're sitting beside you, and cross their legs with the top leg pointing towards you.

[Zodiac82]

your lines sound like shit of the life time channel

lol they work though....and isnt the lifetime channel made for women ; )

[JohnnnyBlazzze]

Reading body language is definitely a bonus, another good sign is if they're sitting beside you, and cross their legs with the top leg pointing towards you.

Lol that sounds like some mumbo jumbo science stuff.

I'm not that observative, I would have to talk to her face to face to get a read.

The worst is females who aren't that social, then I don't know if they're just not interested or they just don't know how to act. Plus they don't give you a whole lot to work with when you're trying to talk to them.

[Zodiac82]

Seems bold on the first conversation, you say it works though huh? .
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yeh it does but u have to kno they are in to u....the hand kiss catches them off guard

[Bigshotvictoria]

another is if we make eyes contact and there obvious attraction....ill simply walk up to her and just do an introduction BUT while introducing. myself ill grab her hand and kiss the the top then ask her name....that works well too....used it on my current gf of over 10 years : )

Thats a bold move, and you pulled it out. My hat off to you sir.

[JohnnnyBlazzze]

yeh it does but u have to kno they are in to u....the hand kiss catches them off guard

I honestly do not think I will ever attempt this lol.

[Zodiac82]

Thats a bold move, and you pulled it out. My hat off to you sir.

lol thanks....gixx doesn't lime it though lol

[Bigshotvictoria]

lol thanks....gixx doesn't lime it though lol

probably not his style, I know I wouldn't do it. Although I have a pretty good idea of how dirty the average persons hand can be...

[Zodiac82]

I honestly do not think I will ever attempt this lol.

im telling that one really gets them....u gotta try it....next time ur out and a girl is smiling at u....thats ur open to use it

[Times Roman]

The "I think I know you" line is a little lame, but has worked in a pinch, like when a girl has caught me checking her out, and I have nothing else. Then if she's kinda on the fence instead of full on denying it, I'll drop some names or a place like, "you were with nadine at the pool right?" not the best, but again it works in a pinch.

I was at the Octoberfest in Munchen when I spotted an ex GF there. Since the lady lived in Cali, the odds of seeing her in munchen would have been astronomically high. She caught me looking at her. I was shocked into inaction. Finally, I went over to talk to her. It would have been rude not to. BUT SHE DIDN'T SPEAK MUCH ENGLISH!!! (And it wasn't her). So we chatted a bit, and because it was so akward, for me anyways, I moved on.

The "I think I know you" line wouldn't have worked, because up to the point of actually talking to her, I DID KNOW HER.

First time I met a doppleganger before! She didn't quite understand that she looked EXACTLY like my old GF, and saying she looked exactly like my old GF probably isn't a good pick up line either.

[Zodiac82]

probably not his style, I know I wouldn't do it. Although I have a pretty good idea of how dirty the average persons hand can be...

lmao I knew someone was gonna mention that....touche

[MickeyKnox]

my best is asking any girl any place. Where's good to go eat? go out anything. Tell them you just moved to the area and trying to learn whats around. So its shows your social. You dont come across as trying to pick them up and they will be willing to talk easily and their guard is down. I've asked girls at a bar, the girl at the mall ringing up my shirt im buying. lol i've bought a shirt i dint want cause i wanted an excuse to talk to the girl. Then went and returned the shirt another day when she wasn't there. What ever. And when they mention places to go or things to do in the area, they are telling you what they are into.

Thats very clever, i like that.

another is if we make eyes contact and there obvious attraction....ill simply walk up to her and just do an introduction BUT while introducing. myself ill grab her hand and kiss the the top then ask her name....that works well too....used it on my current gf of over 10 years : )

You left out the part about them calling security.

[RaginCajun]

I was at the Octoberfest in Munchen when I spotted an ex GF there. Since the lady lived in Cali, the odds of seeing her in munchen would have been astronomically high. She caught me looking at her. I was shocked into inaction. Finally, I went over to talk to her. It would have been rude not to. BUT SHE DIDN'T SPEAK MUCH ENGLISH!!! (And it wasn't her). So we chatted a bit, and because it was so akward, for me anyways, I moved on.

The "I think I know you" line wouldn't have worked, because up to the point of actually talking to her, I DID KNOW HER.

First time I met a doppleganger before! She didn't quite understand that she looked EXACTLY like my old GF, and saying she looked exactly like my old GF probably isn't a good pick up line either.

Doppelgänger, hahaha!

[Zodiac82]

You left out the part about them calling security.

lol nice

[Zodiac82]

BUT SHE DIDN'T SPEAK MUCH ENGLISH!!! (And it wasn't her).

lol how do u kno it wasnt ur ex and she was pretending to not speak English to avoid u ; )

[Times Roman]

lol how do u kno it wasnt ur ex and she was pretending to not speak English to avoid u ; )

she was german and her friends were german.

my gf didn't speak any german.

[Bigshotvictoria]

she was german and her friends were german.

my gf didn't speak any german.

Unless you speak German there's no real way to tell if they were faking it....

[Bigshotvictoria]

I want to hear the females perspective here, do you guys know some of our female members that want to chime in and set us straight?

[Times Roman]

Unless you speak German there's no real way to tell if they were faking it....

she was german, in germany, speaking german with her german friends.

true, not conclusive proof she wasn't faking it................................................ ..?

[Bigshotvictoria]

she was german, in germany, speaking german with her german friends.

true, not conclusive proof she wasn't faking it................................................ ..?

You're right, those ARE an awful lot of coincidences, she played you bud

[lovbyts]

I was at the Octoberfest in Munchen when I spotted an ex GF there. Since the lady lived in Cali, the odds of seeing her in munchen would have been astronomically high. She caught me looking at her. I was shocked into inaction. Finally, I went over to talk to her. It would have been rude not to. BUT SHE DIDN'T SPEAK MUCH ENGLISH!!! (And it wasn't her). So we chatted a bit, and because it was so akward, for me anyways, I moved on.

The "I think I know you" line wouldn't have worked, because up to the point of actually talking to her, I DID KNOW HER.

First time I met a doppleganger before! She didn't quite understand that she looked EXACTLY like my old GF, and saying she looked exactly like my old GF probably isn't a good pick up line either.

LOL dont we say the STUPIDEST things sometimes. Ive done that also but it was with the wife. We were out on a date and she had curled her hair for the first time and it struck me she looked a LOT like a girl (friend) I knew and the words actually came out of my mouth as my brain was screaming NO!!!! shut up. lol

[Zodiac82]

LOL dont we say the STUPIDEST things sometimes. Ive done that also but it was with the wife. We were out on a date and she had curled her hair for the first time and it struck me she looked a LOT like a girl (friend) I knew and the words actually came out of my mouth as my brain was screaming NO!!!! shut up. lol

lol....I think weve all been there....or u say to urself....I really shouldn't say what im about to say....but u say it anyway

[--->>405<<---]

personally i have never used any "lines" to get girls. IMO they are stupid and think success is better if u dont use em. usually speaking for myself the eyes always told the tale. if i got a certain look i knew i was in as long as i didnt say anything stupid to "f" it up! sometimes that didnt even matter.

i did however use the red headed slut shot a fair amount of times with very good success. that would break the ice for conversation. when in doubt ask the girl if she wants to do a red headed slut shot. pretty much every girl i bought one for liked it. and itll get u drunk!

in case u have never heard of it it has: peach schnapps, jagermeister, cranberry juice

i did have a friend who was pretty funny that as a joke would sometimes use the line: "hey baby whats ur sign? havent i seen u at a Ghandi rally!" LOL..

[DanB]

aint no ''lines'' that i use per say, but im irish so i have the gift of the gab and sometimes even surprise myself of the shit i come out with, my lips operate independently from my brain, as im saying something im actually thinking wtf am i on about haha but sometimes (usually when alcohol involved) this also gets you into trouble

confidence and making a girl laugh is better then any lines i.m.o

[JohnnyVegas]

I walk right up to my wife and say, "want to fool around?" Works ALL the time.

Crap, I don't remember the last time I used a line. I never tried to pick up strangers in public.

[MickeyKnox]

Did you wash your jeans in Windex?

No, why?

Cause i can see myself in them...

[wh1spa]

Did you wash your jeans in Windex?

No, why?

Cause i can see myself in them...

[Rwy]

another is if we make eyes contact and there obvious attraction....ill simply walk up to her and just do an introduction BUT while introducing. myself ill grab her hand and kiss the the top then ask her name....that works well too....used it on my current gf of over 10 years : )

hence why you have been with the same girl for 10 years lol

How old are you? Your line would freak most normals girls out creeeper lol

[Rwy]

aint no ''lines'' that i use per say, but im irish so i have the gift of the gab and sometimes even surprise myself of the shit i come out with, my lips operate independently from my brain, as im saying something im actually thinking wtf am i on about haha but sometimes (usually when alcohol involved) this also gets you into trouble

confidence and making a girl laugh is better then any lines i.m.o

1000% Lines come off as lines. Rapport and humor get you in the door. Or if the girl is under 25 just be an asshole to them.

I was single for total of a weekend when my girl and I broke up a few months back. I went out that night and (that day I had been researching some fonts I liked for my tatoo) as I was drunk coming out of the bathroom and I saw a girl waiting online with a sleeve of a tatoo. I just went up to her started talking about ink and I was howing her my font that I was researching that day. She ends up being a tattoo artist 3 hours later I have her bent over my bed slapping her ass..Its really is that easy

[Rwy]

lol they work though....and isnt the lifetime channel made for women ; )

no its made for fat housewives who are miserable with their life lol