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    Meanwhile, in Canada, a Monkey in a Winter Coat Escapes in an IKEA

    http://www.theatlanticwire.com/globa...es-ikea/59790/




    What looks like someone's pet monkey escaped Sunday and terrorized a Toronto IKEA, all while wearing a very stylish winter coat.

    Seriously, we can't even make this stuff up. From what we can gather from reports on Twitter, the monkey ran loose in the department store for less than an hour. The CBC reports animal services were brought in to capture the monkey. It was brought in without any major incident.

    Despite its fleeting freedom, the escaped style icon still captivated people on both sides of the border. There's already an IKEA Monkey parody account. Also, everyone seems to love the sight of an adorable monkey running free in a winter coat:

    The Globe and Mail reports some important new details. The owners of the monkey were shopping inside the IKEA and were apparently unaware of the ruckus their lil' adorable friend caused. Our favorite part of the update comes from the Toronto police officer the Globe spoke to:

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    Hey, monkeys are people too you know..

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    Hell yes!! That pesky monkey is loose again? Could a sworn just last week he smashed in my igloo after beating up my penguin!

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    Toronto Police Staff Sergeant Ed Dzingala described the animal as a "smart monkey," who was somehow able to escape its crate, open the car door and make its way to the customer pick-up area at Ikea's North York location.
    No harm came to the monkey, although it was a bit scared with all the attention.

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    I just returned from taking my pet moose for a walk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    I just returned from taking my pet moose for a walk.
    Don't contribute to stray animals. Spay or neuter your Moose. A message from the CSPCA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigshotvictoria View Post

    Don't contribute to stray animals. Spay or neuter your Moose. A message from the CSPCA
    Lmao

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    You laugh now, but you won't be laughing when the monkeys take over!

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    You laugh now, but you won't be laughing when the monkeys take over!
    They've already taken over Canada, they're called the federal Conservatives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Hey, monkeys are people too you know..

    Maybe in Canada.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    http://www.theatlanticwire.com/globa...es-ikea/59790/

    What looks like someone's pet monkey escaped Sunday and terrorized a Toronto IKEA, all while wearing a very stylish winter coat.

    Seriously, we can't even make this stuff up. From what we can gather from reports on Twitter, the monkey ran loose in the department store for less than an hour. The CBC reports animal services were brought in to capture the monkey. It was brought in without any major incident.

    Despite its fleeting freedom, the escaped style icon still captivated people on both sides of the border. There's already an IKEA Monkey parody account. Also, everyone seems to love the sight of an adorable monkey running free in a winter coat:

    The Globe and Mail reports some important new details. The owners of the monkey were shopping inside the IKEA and were apparently unaware of the ruckus their lil' adorable friend caused. Our favorite part of the update comes from the Toronto police officer the Globe spoke to:
    Damn! Looks like my sister went shopping in Toronto. Someone must have let her out of her cage!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soar View Post
    Hell yes!! That pesky monkey is loose again? Could a sworn just last week he smashed in my igloo after beating up my penguin!
    yup, the same fvcker who stole my dogsled full of beaver pelts and touqes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post

    yup, the same fvcker who stole my dogsled full of beaver pelts and touqes
    Think I seem him sitting on his chesterfield with Mike from Canmore

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Maybe in Canada.......
    I know a few monkeys in the US of A.

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    Hahaha! Thats good..lol

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