How Hitler really killed himself.

**Atomini** · 12-18-2012, 09:58 AM

My brother bought me this comic book called Duke Nukem Glorious Bastard. It's freaking hilarious... those of you who are familiar with the Duke will get a rise out of this.

**Bigshotvictoria** · 12-18-2012, 10:15 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkDxF2kn1I

**Euroholic** · 12-18-2012, 09:01 PM

Im anal when it comes to history so not funny!!!

**Remington** · 12-18-2012, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Im anal when it comes to history so not funny!!!

So gay...so veryyyyyy gay.
Who cares what you think is funny or not?

**Euroholic** · 12-18-2012, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Remington

So gay...so veryyyyyy gay.
Who cares what you think is funny or not?

So what your saying is my opinion is useless? Cheers.. like i dont already suffer from depression now people on a open based fourm are saying my views are useless !!!!

**Soar** · 12-18-2012, 10:09 PM

Lmao nice!!

**Soar** · 12-18-2012, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Im anal when it comes to history so not funny!!!

C'mon now everyone knows he only killed himself cause he seen his gas bill.

**gixxerboy1** · 12-18-2012, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Soar

C'mon now everyone knows he only killed himself cause he seen his gas bill.

Lol..

**wmaousley** · 12-18-2012, 11:32 PM

I dont care how the guy killed himself, Im more pissed that he wasnt killed by US Forces

**warmouth** · 12-18-2012, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Im anal when it comes to history so not funny!!!

Sarcasm? Joke? Why do you even care? You should laugh and smile all you can while you are still able too.

**Euroholic** · 12-18-2012, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by warmouth

Sarcasm? Joke? Why do you even care? You should laugh and smile all you can while you are still able too.

Things are easier said then done my friend.

AD · 12-19-2012, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Things are easier said then done my friend.

take a happy pill

**lovbyts** · 12-19-2012, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

So what your saying is my opinion is useless? Cheers.. like i dont already suffer from depression now people on a open based fourm are saying my views are useless !!!!

What I'm saying is it seems you have a problem with most every thread lately? Are you one of those who is consistently in a piss poor mood and need to try to bring down everyone else around you? Are you on cycle? Recent E2 check?

As bad as some of the jokes are I can still see the humor.

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Things are easier said then done my friend.

Why? It is what you choose it to be. Want to try to compare notes and see who should be in a not good or bad mood??? Most will tell you I'm pretty up beat and either joking or trying to help others. Let me know if you want to quickly compare a little history to see who has more reason to be down or complain.

Bottom line you are only in a bad mood by choose.

**Euroholic** · 12-19-2012, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

What I'm saying is it seems you have a problem with most every thread lately? Are you one of those who is consistently in a piss poor mood and need to try to bring down everyone else around you? Are you on cycle? Recent E2 check?

As bad as some of the jokes are I can still see the humor.

Why? It is what you choose it to be. Want to try to compare notes and see who should be in a not good or bad mood??? Most will tell you I'm pretty up beat and either joking or trying to help others. Let me know if you want to quickly compare a little history to see who has more reason to be down or complain.

Bottom line you are only in a bad mood by choose.

You see right through me. i am in a bad mood all the time i dont no why. Maybe i just cant get happiness..

**lovbyts** · 12-19-2012, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

You see right through me. i am in a bad mood all the time i dont no why. Maybe i just cant get happiness..

Your starting to sound like one of our ex members who is back/reincarnated just to stir things up?
Why? What's the purpose of being like that? How can life be meaningful if your just in disagreement with everyone and down?

**S&S_ShovelHead** · 12-19-2012, 02:08 AM

Lay off the toots.

**Euroholic** · 12-19-2012, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Your starting to sound like one of our ex members who is back/reincarnated just to stir things up?
Why? What's the purpose of being like that? How can life be meaningful if your just in disagreement with everyone and down?

Mate if i could answer that question my peoblems would be solved. I always thought building my body would make me a happier person but its done the opposite.

**kronik420** · 12-19-2012, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Mate if i could answer that question my peoblems would be solved. I always thought building my body would make me a happier person but its done the opposite.

you should take some time off of everything and spend some time in a quiet location, say down south WA, Pemberton is a nice quiet place, lots of trees ect.. (last time i was there i stayed in a place that had no TV,phone, or radio reception)

and just take as much time as you need to do some thinking/soul searching, relax, take a pen + pad, and see what you come up with. make some goals for yourself, plan something, etc..

**lovbyts** · 12-19-2012, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Mate if i could answer that question my peoblems would be solved. I always thought building my body would make me a happier person but its done the opposite.

LOL then you are fighting a loosing battle. That only works if you are already happy with yourself. It all comes from inside and how you view things. Stop LOOKING for the bad. If you see something bad or pisses you off ignore it. Move on to something else.

Dont TRY to force yourself to be happy, start by forcing yourself to no be unhappy. You cant change things overnight either but you have to start somewhere.

The problem is most people do it all in reverse. They are looking for something to make them happy be it women, cars, money or??? Most are never happy and always left wanting or feeling empty. Instead just avoid the things that make you unhappy or upset and be satisfied with what you have. That doesnt mean you dont strive to do better or improve yourself.

Me for example. I have a bad back due to 4 herniated disc and 2 surgeries. Recent surgery on my left shoulder 7 months ago. 2 eye surgeries in the last 2 years due to detached retina and detached lens, 7 in total since age 10. I have a longer list than that as well as personal losses.

I choose to see things as they could be a lot worse and I'm recovering from things and not getting worse. Recovery is good. The setbacks suck but that's just life. There are a lot of people out there who would gladly trade places with me. I'm not going to complain or I just might end up having something to complain about.

**lovbyts** · 12-19-2012, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by kronik420

you should take some time off of everything and spend some time in a quiet location, say down south WA, Pemberton is a nice quiet place, lots of trees ect.. (last time i was there i stayed in a place that had no TV,phone, or radio reception)

and just take as much time as you need to do some thinking/soul searching, relax, take a pen + pad, and see what you come up with. make some goals for yourself, plan something, etc..

I agree and disagree. Good idea taking time off but the soul searching, relaxing stuff mostly works for people who are already for the most part happy or OK. They just use is as an excuse to get away.

I think if someone needs an attitude adjustment or needs to see the world from another point of view go visit a 3rd world country and spend time with people who are living in real poverty. One thing you will notice right away is how happy and satisfied most of them really are for the most part as long as they have food for the day. It changed my outlook on everything but I'm still struggling making the changes I know I need to.

**MuscleInk** · 12-19-2012, 02:38 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Mate if i could answer that question my peoblems would be solved. I always thought building my body would make me a happier person but its done the opposite.

Happiness comes from within.

The best vitamin to a happy person, is B1.

**kronik420** · 12-19-2012, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I agree and disagree. Good idea taking time off but the soul searching, relaxing stuff mostly works for people who are already for the most part happy or OK. They just use is as an excuse to get away.

I think if someone needs an attitude adjustment or needs to see the world from another point of view go visit a 3rd world country and spend time with people who are living in real poverty. One thing you will notice right away is how happy and satisfied most of them really are for the most part as long as they have food for the day. It changed my outlook on everything but I'm still struggling making the changes I know I need to.

yep, doesn't matter how bad/hard you think your life is, there is always someone out there that has it harder..

**Euroholic** · 12-19-2012, 03:27 AM

Your a smart man Lovbyts i should pay you 300$ a hour to listen to my problems. I am getting better i havent had cocaine in 3 weeks which for me is good cause i was living on that stuff daily. Ill get there.

I am getting away for some time to my self. I go to new york city manhatten for 3 weeks. I leave in 3 days.

**lovbyts** · 12-19-2012, 03:40 AM

Get away from the stuff and people surrounding it. Been there dont that LONG time ago. Nothing good comes from it and it's a big factor in why the 1st wife died.
Personally I'm not into all the talking about your problems. To me to many people dwell on their problems/past when they should be out changing their future and learning to live.

Getting away is always good as I said before just make sure you stay away from problems and focus on having fun but in a more controlled atmosphere or mild. Dont go out getting all crazy or you will just end up back where you were. It's time to change things and take control of your life. See how recreational drugs (we arent supposed to discuss on here) start out as fun but they always lead to problems. Like I said, I'm speaking from experience also but was lucky enough to see it and walk/run away before it got a hold of my soul. It tried but I dont like ANYTHING controlling me.

**Natureboy71** · 12-20-2012, 12:37 PM

Hitler escaped and lived out his life in Brazil. ;-)

**Natureboy71** · 12-20-2012, 12:39 PM

There you go! lol

**Bigshotvictoria** · 12-20-2012, 01:23 PM

There's a great German movie, called Downfall about hitlers last days in a Berlin bunker. It's based on the story as told by a nanny who was there with the remainder of the third reich, and tells the story of Hitlers death. The problem is that nobody alive admits to seeing him die, and no body was ever recovered.

fantastic movie if you don't mind subtitles.

**cherrydrpepper** · 12-20-2012, 02:51 PM

Only on this forum can you laugh and face palm half a dozen times in one thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

**Natureboy71** · 12-20-2012, 07:30 PM

Own it, seen it many times, one of my favourites. Extremely well done and won many awards. It's like a history lesson it's so well done. Unfortunately it has become the biggest parody on youtube with different subtitles dubbed in of Hitler in a rant.

This is the official trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFG9a1NgfZA