I hate Christmas shopping..... need advice

[dan991]

So uhm.... what do you/did you get your girlfriend after dating for 6 months for Christmas? First Christmas....

Her Bday was at the end of Oct and I got her a Burberry coat. That thing cost me $800.00.... so now I apparently have to spend more on Christmas? FML

[bigZthedestroyer]

Ouch..good luck...

I took my girl to the beach for the weekend and followed up with a concert. It was a gret time for both of us!

[dan991]

Ouch..good luck

Thanks for the help? lol

[DSM4Life]

You set the bar too high in the beginning. Now your F***ed.

[dan991]

You set the bar too high in the beginning. Now your F***ed.

Again... thanks for the opinion and reinforcement that I f***ed myself...... now how about someone give me opinions on what to get her for Christmas....

[evander87]

So uhm.... what do you/did you get your girlfriend after dating for 6 months for Christmas? First Christmas....

Her Bday was at the end of Oct and I got her a Burberry coat. That thing cost me $800.00.... so now I apparently have to spend more on Christmas? FML

You set the bar too high in the beginning. Now your F***ed.

+1

I fvcking hate how Chri$tma$ has become so damn commercial.

Opinions on what to get??? Geeze you spent $800 on a birth day go find something that costs $1200 and be done with it.

How the fvck are we supposed to know what YOU should get YOUR girl? I'd never drop that kinda dough on a girl, period! I prefer to spend my time with then instead of money.

[dan991]

EVERYONE QUIT TELLING ME HOW I F**KED MYSELF.... I already know that much.......

[bigZthedestroyer]

Thanks for the help? lol

Lol.. I know, not what you were looking for. I edited my post to add a little more. A nice little getaway is always fun.

[Capebuffalo]

Well since you ****ed up so soon. Diamond ear rings. 1 ct total F-G color SI1
Specific enough?

[evander87]

EVERYONE QUIT TELLING ME HOW I F**KED MYSELF..

You posted a thread in a PUBLIC forum I'll say whatever the fvck I want. Don't like it? Beat feet.

[RaginCajun]

EVERYONE QUIT TELLING ME HOW I F**KED MYSELF.... I already know that much.......

your fukked!

propose is all you have left!

[dan991]

Oh yea... Exclusion List (will not buy):

A. Diamonds/Jewelry- been there done that; bad investment in ex's. Won't buy again for a girl EVER unless I'm married to her.
B. Lingerie- she should be buying this to keep me entertained.

[evander87]

Get her a white BMW M5 money bags

[dan991]

Well since you ****ed up so soon. Diamond ear rings. 1 ct total F-G color SI1
Specific enough?

Yes- but diamond earrings are a no-no as are all diamonds/jewelry for me. Reasons behind it are:

1. I'm divorced. Spent $55K on my ex-wife's ring... look where that got me.
2. Girlfriend after the ex-wife, 3 year relationship, bought her diamond studs after a year, and the 3 year Christmas a ring she wanted (non-engadgement) and all of that cost me $20K.

I'm not spending another dollar on diamonds... bad investment for me historical. No woman gets any diamonds from me until AFTER I marry her.

[RaginCajun]

Oh yea... Exclusion List (will not buy):

A. Diamonds/Jewelry- been there done that; bad investment in ex's. Won't buy again for a girl EVER unless I'm married to her.
B. Lingerie- she should be buying this to keep me entertained.

sounds like she needs a fancy purse to match her coat!

[dan991]

Get her a white BMW M5 money bags

See above remarks on diamonds... be realistic. I've been with her for 6 months....

[dan991]

sounds like she needs a fancy purse to match her coat!

Thought about that. Problem is she has a closet filled with purses. She did want the matching gloves and hat; but I'm not spending $400.00 on gloves and $500.00 on a hat. That's just dumb; who spends $500.00 on a hat?!

[Capebuffalo]

See above remarks on diamonds... be realistic. I've been with her for 6 months....

Then don't buy her a fvcking $800 coat. See if she still has your balls in her purse. Come on

[dan991]

Then don't buy her a fvcking $800 coat. See if she still has your balls in her purse. Come on

I couldn't think of anything else to get her; and she couldn't afford it. It was more of a gesture as opposed to spoiling her. She's very humble when it comes to $ and on a tight budget herself. I'm not Johnny Got Rocks either; but I'm also 35 years old and more established than she is (homeowner, retirement plans, etc).

[Shsm]

Sigh...


Take her to the beach. Go for long walks on the beach holding hands at sunset. Rent an expensive hotel. Take her out for an expensive dinner at a mostly empty restaurant if possible. Go back to your place and cuddle up and watch a scary movie. Hug her when she hints when she's scared. Kiss her neck, touch her gently like she's delicate, tease her, make out with her, take her clothes off and give her the best sex you've she's ever had...pound the shit out of her and spank her in positions such as doggy. Every girl I've been with seems to enjoy it and it gets them wetter. Ask her what she wants and do that half of the time and f*ck her like an animal the other half. Look up guides on how to eat out girls on porn sites, don't be afraid to experiment and go for her asshole with your tongue...it isn't that bad.

Gifts don't mean shit to females from what I've personally observed. You went full retard spending $800 on a coat.

[Capebuffalo]

You joined July 2012. I think a lady schick would be a great gift. What do you think?

[dan991]

You went full retard spending $800 on a coat.

Let me explain the fvcking coat. She saw it one day a long time ago (like when I first met her) and wanted to buy it herself. She was gonna put it on her credit card but I talked her out of it. She makes shit- she works on things for kids; like non-profit salary. She was "saving" to buy the coat herself but then her car broke down and she needed to put her coat $ into her car. So.... at the last minute when I couldn't find anything else to get her I said fvck it and bought her the damn coat. She didn't ask for it, and she's typically way to cheap to buy "material" things.

[evander87]

Sigh...


Take her to the beach. Go for long walks on the beach holding hands at sunset. Rent an expensive hotel. Take her out for an expensive dinner at a mostly empty restaurant if possible. Go back to your place and cuddle up and watch a scary movie. Hug her when she hints when she's scared. Kiss her neck, touch her gently like she's delicate, tease her, make out with her, take her clothes off and give her the best sex you've she's ever had...pound the shit out of her and spank her in positions such as doggy. Every girl I've been with seems to enjoy it and it gets them wetter. Ask her what she wants and do that half of the time and f*ck her like an animal the other half. Look up guides on how to eat out girls on porn sites, don't be afraid to experiment and go for her asshole with your tongue...it isn't that bad.

Gifts don't mean shit to females from what I've personally observed. You went full retard spending $800 on a coat.

OMG!!! Best post ever!!!

[dan991]

Where are the chicks on this forum?! LOL.... I need real help; you guys just like to talk shit. :-D

[Eddie_m63]

Thought about that. Problem is she has a closet filled with purses. She did want the matching gloves and hat; but I'm not spending $400.00 on gloves and $500.00 on a hat. That's just dumb; who spends $500.00 on a hat?!

From previous bf?

[Capebuffalo]

OMG!!! Best post ever!!!

Made me a little horney. Might have to go home early today and read this to the wife and see where it takes us

[dan991]

From previous bf?

No... she has a shopping fetish like most women do; but she doesn't buy $500.00 shoes and expensive names like Burberry and such. More like she has 100 pairs of heals from Target at $30.00 a piece, lol. Same goes for purses... she has 1,000 of them. I was thinking about getting her a Coach purse or some shit like that but she changes purses based on her outfit and that's why she never bought one herself. Coach purses aren't that bad- a few hundred. Burberry purses... a few thousand and NFW.

[bigZthedestroyer]

Wht are her hobbies? Anything she is really passionate about?

[dan991]

Wht are her hobbies? Anything she is really passionate about?

Her main hobby is reading. She loves to read books, a ton of them. But... I was gonna buy her a Kindle or whatever for her birthday and she didn't want one because she wants to have the real book. That's how I ended up buying the coat at the last minute. We were at the store and I asked her why she doesn't have a Kindle and she told them me she hates them which ruined my first birthday present idea at the last minute. She loves fashion/clothes; but after 6 months I can't just get her a gift certificate to Target and she won't spend big $ on clothes from other places.

[Capebuffalo]

There is the answer a signed first edition of someone she likes. Easy

[dan991]

There is the answer a signed first edition of someone she likes. Easy

Yea.. providing I ever paid attention or cared in the past which authors she likes, lol. Damnit... plus I only have a week to figure this out. Not a bad idea though... something I can expand upon...

[bigZthedestroyer]

There is the answer a signed first edition of someone she likes. Easy

good idea.

see if you can find a series or author she likes and by the set or a collection of them.

[bdos]

So uhm.... what do you/did you get your girlfriend after dating for 6 months for Christmas? First Christmas....

Her Bday was at the end of Oct and I got her a Burberry coat. That thing cost me $800.00.... so now I apparently have to spend more on Christmas? FML

Oh god me and my gf have been dating for 3 years had a 6 month break but still iv never spent that much on her i agree definatly set the bar pretty high bro

[evander87]

Made me a little horney. Might have to go home early today and read this to the wife and see where it takes us

A girls butthole is just like a 9v battery. You know you're not supposed to touch your tongue to it but you do anyway.

[gixxerboy1]

Oh poor guy might have to spend some cash on his girl. Ill,sell u sone,bags out of my wives closet

[dan991]

Guys... I'm a 35 year old executive at a Fortune 5. She's 33. I'm not 21 years old anymore.... can't get away with vibrators and my cock as a Christmas present.

Word to the wise: The older you get... the higher the expectations... especially when they don't have kids, have never been married, and are hot.

Not that she cares about money because I know she doesn't.... but its hard to get away with buying a girl you've been with for 6 months a vibrator for Christmas when you drive a $100K car.....

[MuscleInk]

Oh poor guy might have to spend some cash on his girl. Ill,sell u sone,bags out of my wives closet

Is your wife a Louis Vutton junkie or is that mostly an Asian thing? I can't understand why my wife needs several designer purses that sell for over $4000 each. It's just a purse not a damn luxury sports car!!!!!

[AXx]

Is your wife a Louis Vutton junkie or is that mostly an Asian thing? I can't understand why my wife needs several designer purses that sell for over $4000 each. It's just a purse not a damn luxury sports car!!!!!

I have a buddy who steals em I can hook y'all up lol just kidding

Or am I?

[dan991]

Is your wife a Louis Vutton junkie or is that mostly an Asian thing? I can't understand why my wife needs several designer purses that sell for over $4000 each. It's just a purse not a damn luxury sports car!!!!!

Exactly... this girl I'm with has a bunch of knock off's... and I'm sure as hell not gonna buy her a $4,000.00 purse, lol

[MuscleInk]

Exactly... this girl I'm with has a bunch of knock off's... and I'm sure as hell not gonna buy her a $4,000.00 purse, lol

The HAW could spot a knock off from 3 miles away. I'm not sure if its a skill they teach in VN or if its in their blood!?!

She asked for a Mercedes SL55. My response: bahahahahaha.

I want my Harley first!