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  1. 12-26-2012, 02:25 PM #1
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    Pist for xmas

    Just thought I'd come here to bit(h, maybe I'll get some comfort.

    Every year I spend too much on Christmas trying to make everyone happy, and the one thing I always want, I never get. It doesn't cost anything, and isn't hard to do... All I wanted for the last 5 years was a good old BJ in bed, and at some point- to get laid on Christmas... 5 fukkin years man! No gifts, no cards, I could even skip the food... All I really wanted was a bj for Xmas. Nope... Not this year. Sex? Maybe next year... Maybe next year ...

    Merry Christmas? Nah, not for me.
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    Is this a joke? You cant get laid by your wife? And not even a BJ on Xmass?? Is this is for real, i feel sorry for you brother.

    I hear about this type of thing occasionally, but i never really could wrap my head around it. I cant imagine asking my wife if i could have sex with her. If i had to do that, i wouldn't be married. Perhaps that's why im not.
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    Time for a divorce.
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    Sounds like you need to spunk on her back while she's sleeping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox
    Is this a joke? You cant get laid by your wife? And not even a BJ on Xmass?? Is this is for real, i feel sorry for you brother.

    I hear about this type of thing occasionally, but i never really could wrap my head around it. I cant imagine asking my wife if i could have sex with her. If i had to do that, i wouldn't be married. Perhaps that's why im not.
    It is a joke! I think she may have a had some bullshit happen in the past because it's not always like this... Just xmas is worse than any other time of year. And I'm not the type to ask, I just go for it... Rejection by your wife is BULLSHIT!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    Time for a divorce.
    It's cheaper to keep her bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soar
    Sounds like you need to spunk on her back while she's sleeping.
    That'll teach her
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    It's cheaper to keep her bro
    Not sure about that. I'm on my way out as well.....
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    I didnt get any either if it makes ya feel better! Granted it was because both her and my daughter came down with the flu and I have no doubt she isn't happy about missing out on my candy cane I will hopefully make up for it and then some on New Years!

    Is it possible you were on the naughty list? or not naughty enough???
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    It is a joke! I think she may have a had some bullshit happen in the past because it's not always like this... Just xmas is worse than any other time of year. And I'm not the type to ask, I just go for it... Rejection by your wife is BULLSHIT!!!
    Perhaps you should, for the sake of your marriage.

    She may have experienced some type of traumatic event around Xmas time as a child or young adult. Or maybe Xmas isn't what it used to be when she was growing up.

    Sit down with her and talk about it. Encourage to open up about why shes so cold, sexually, around the holidays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Not sure about that. I'm on my way out as well.....
    No BJ's this Xmass either Kel? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck<

    It is a joke! I think she may have a had some bullshit happen in the past because it's not always like this... Just xmas is worse than any other time of year. And I'm not the type to ask, I just go for it... Rejection by your wife is BULLSHIT!!!
    So u didn't ask or u did ask and she said no?
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    The biggest arguments about sex are the arguments about having to ask for anything...one should never have to ask for sex! It should be a mutual desire between two ppl...if yo have to ask for it then it feels like a pity fuk and I would just as soon jerk it!

    Ohhhh how this discussion has been had sooooo many times. Keep in mind the natural labido differences and know that while you dont want to ask for it, you also need to work a bit for it!
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    ive got a buddy who's dad has a saying (i think i may have posted it here before):

    if it flies, floats, or fcuks... RENT IT!!

    all jokes aside, i think most of us know how it feels to want some and not get it cuz the wife "doesnt feel like it, has a headache, isnt in the mood, thats all im good for, thats all u think about, food sex sleep.. thats all that matters to u, ur not romantic, etc.."


    i tell u those damn women got it made man! here we go out and bust our butts to make a decent living and provide a good life while the biggest worry they have is what to get at the grocery store and making sure the laundry is done and the bills are paid (if u let them pay them which i do - with our money of course) and all we want is a little blowjob or some puss every so often without having to listening to a bunch of bitching and sometimes they cant even do that!

    UNBELIEVEABLE!!! LOL..
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    GL, this is what you should have asked for this Xmas...the girl at .32 secs


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ZYdDoWX3w
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    No BJ's this Xmass either Kel? lol
    Not a chance and I wouldn't even ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    So u didn't ask or u did ask and she said no?
    You guys are all ganging up on me!!! And yes depending on the situation you might have to drop a hint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel

    Not a chance and I wouldn't even ask.
    Why wouldn't u ask. I mean if things were good???
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    Why wouldn't u ask. I mean if things were good???
    Ask and u shall receive!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    Ask and u shall receive!!!!
    There's just something demasculinizing about asking for any sort of sexual relation. It no like I just whip it out and hope for the best either. I try to make it special for her

    And sometimes I think sex or bjs are just implied. It's like the next logical step for certain occasions lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    You guys are all ganging up on me!!! And yes depending on the situation you might have to drop a hint.
    If a woman needs a hint from a man all she has to do is look at him. We are always hinting for sex. I think 92% of all things I do in my daily life is in hopes or preparations for sex. No lols
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck<

    If a woman needs a hint from a man all she has to do is look at him. We are always hinting for sex. I think 92% of all things I do in my daily life is in hopes or preparations for sex. No lols
    I ask no problems and I receive 90% of time.. Both on the other hand she just does it, but I do it to her the same amount.. If I slack off so does she... Give and take I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    There's just something demasculinizing about asking for any sort of sexual relation. It no like I just whip it out and hope for the best either. I try to make it special for her

    And sometimes I think sex or bjs are just implied. It's like the next logical step for certain occasions lol
    i wouldn't think demasculating, but i am a gal. it is different for gals...sometimes best to be bold! so go over to that wife of yours and drop a hint! you will most likely get what you need.....

    of course, bj are best when everyone is freshly cleaned...actually, all relations are best when everything smells good IMO!
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    go take a shower then!

    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    If a woman needs a hint from a man all she has to do is look at him. We are always hinting for sex. I think 92% of all things I do in my daily life is in hopes or preparations for sex. No lols
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
    go take a shower then!
    I resent that comment! I shower regularly! Every Saturday...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Why wouldn't u ask. I mean if things were good???
    In a normal good situation, sure. Mine, hell no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    In a normal good situation, sure. Mine, hell no.
    Kel, I have been sensing a bit of domestic turbulance for a while...you need to talk there big fella???
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    This sounds like one of my Tren induced fits about sex that I'm famous for in our house! If I'm on Tren and she isn't coming after me 24/7 like a stripper chasing a $100 then I start acting like she isn't in to me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1
    This sounds like one of my Tren induced fits about sex that I'm famous for in our house! If I'm on Tren and she isn't coming after me 24/7 like a stripper chasing a $100 then I start acting like she isn't in to me!
    No even on cycle yet. Starting test e and tbol jan 1st and if she's not ready by then things would get messy lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck<

    No even on cycle yet. Starting test e and tbol jan 1st and if she's not ready by then things would get messy lol
    Find your voice and drop some hints and take more showers. Lol.
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    Mismatched libidos are a bitch. I have been through it. Both of us are on hormone replacement now and have sex a few times a week despite a busy schedule.

    We had sex twice on Christmas with a nap in between...best Christmas ever.
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    my OBGYN never asked me about my libido or HRT, but he did ask me for a date! Johnny is on to something. Alot of you guys are on cycle and alot of us gals are not.

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    Mismatched libidos are a bitch. I have been through it. Both of us are on hormone replacement now and have sex a few times a week despite a busy schedule.

    We had sex twice on Christmas with a nap in between...best Christmas ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    Find your voice and drop some hints and take more showers. Lol.
    Thanks for the advice. I showered and then asked her for a BJ. she said it's not your birthday and reminded me it's garbage day tomorrow.

    Just kidding, but that would probably happen lol
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    Best thing to do is wait till she is gone and clean the entire house. Make sure the laundry is done and all. Then get dinner going, hopefully finish that. When she pulls in the driveway stand in the middle of the kitchen and start rubbin one out. I mean butt az naked. When she walks in she will be like "WTF are you doing" then you reply " See I CAN do all of this by myself, but I WANT you to be here doing it with me" that would be a good hint. I actually did this once when my wife and I first started living together. It wasnt for a lack of sex but the fact she wasnt keeping the house clean enough. She got the point. 13 years and 3 kids later she is still with me. Still dont know how I got so lucky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804
    Best thing to do is wait till she is gone and clean the entire house. Make sure the laundry is done and all. Then get dinner going, hopefully finish that. When she pulls in the driveway stand in the middle of the kitchen and start rubbin one out. I mean butt az naked. When she walks in she will be like "WTF are you doing" then you reply " See I CAN do all of this by myself, but I WANT you to be here doing it with me" that would be a good hint. I actually did this once when my wife and I first started living together. It wasnt for a lack of sex but the fact she wasnt keeping the house clean enough. She got the point. 13 years and 3 kids later she is still with me. Still dont know how I got so lucky.
    Lol that's jokes
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    Another thing and maybe a little more reasonable to try is give her a good leg and foot massage, then she may ask what do you want. Jokingly say a BJ
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Lol that's jokes
    I really did this. I dont think it was as funny tho lol.
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