The butt sex thread.... NYE she wanted to try...

[auswest]

Took my mrs a very long time, slow and steady, and they have to RELAX otherwise not going to happen..
A big no on the numbing cream, for reasons that have allready been discussed.

[auswest]

What position did you guys do. Doggie style tends to tighten both holes so many people try anal by putting a pillow under her and doing it missionary or legs over their head

This for sure also!!^^^
From behind laying on the side works for mine.

[RoadToHuge]

Like stated above. On her side, top leg in front... Lots of lube and lots of anal fingering before trying to stick you dick in there. If you are into it and she is clean, a good rimming should relax her. Its not about her getting used to it, its about her relaxing her ass. Being relaxed helps if she has not learned to tap into the "relax" switch for her asshole yet.

Do you two incorporate some sort of anal play into your current sex life? If not, some small dildos or butt plugs might be nice. They will get her ass used to the ass being stimulated during sex. That way she will be able to relax. Have a long term plan for anal sex if she has never played with it before. You also need to help make it part of your regular routine. Next time when you go down on her, spend a while rimming her while stimulating her as well as some fingers and some toys if you have them.

If it is a hot a aggressive lay, then save it for another time when it can be slow and passionate.

[wmaousley]

So.. my girlfriend WANTED to try butt sex on New Years Eve. Failed attempt. Long story short- got it all the way in. Didn't do much- got it all the way in andwaited for her to relax before pumping away. Pulled it out- put on more lube, never got to pumping away. Stuck it back in and it hurt her so I stopped. Washed my junk off and got a as a consolation prize along with "lets try again" and plan better for next time.

She wants/is willing to try again. She is EAGER to try again.... Told her I would do research..... need help. How do I go about this where it it doesn't hurt her? Used a TON of lube.... gonna wait for the experts to chime in. I was thinking ordering a butt plug to stick in and help her relax..... thoughts?

Start with 1 finger, and work your way up to 2 or 3 then your pecker. Dont try to stuff it all in at once. Have some finesse.

[DB1982]

My wife goes in fazes with anal. Sometimes she loves it n other times not so much.

Take your time. Get her to relax n take it slow.
Once you know your good then hammer down n kick it into second gear.
She won't walk right for a week!!lol

[dan991]

Well... I ordered quite the variety of butt plugs today so.... should be a little easier.

[Newdog2015]

I keep reading this thread and getting jealous lol my wife went through a stage where She let me get a finger in there but those days are long and gone replaced with a do not enter sign!! Heck she liked it then but that was in our drinking days ....I've been trying like hell for her to let me stick it in. Maybe with time she will take the sign down

[dan991]

I keep reading this thread and getting jealous lol my wife went through a stage where She let me get a finger in there but those days are long and gone replaced with a do not enter sign!! Heck she liked it then but that was in our drinking days ....I've been trying like hell for her to let me stick it in. Maybe with time she will take the sign down

Take her out to a nice wine bar....

[Newdog2015]

She's not in to the wine more of a apple moonshine gal lol believe me when our little man goes to stay with his gramps again I'm bringing out the mason jar!

[dan991]

She's not in to the wine more of a apple moonshine gal lol believe me when our little man goes to stay with his gramps again I'm bringing out the mason jar!

Just give the lil man some shine when she's not looking and no need to send him to gramps.

[Newdog2015]

Good call! Sounds like a game plan. Ill have my four pillows positioned and ready to go before hand to avoid confusion

[JohnnyVegas]

Don't mess with the butt without working the button.

Seriously, most women need to be warmed up and into what you are doing...and the butt alone doesn't do much for them. Make sure she has a vibrator to play with if you can't work both spots at once in the beginning.

[canesfan804]

I keep reading this thread and getting jealous lol my wife went through a stage where She let me get a finger in there but those days are long and gone replaced with a do not enter sign!! Heck she liked it then but that was in our drinking days ....I've been trying like hell for her to let me stick it in. Maybe with time she will take the sign down

Dont feel bad bro. I dont think mine has a back door, it was framed in and turned into a window. LOL

[dan991]

EDIT: She just text me; SHE is stopping at the sex toy store on the way home to buy some goodies. Damn... she REALLY wants to try this.... I'll post pics if successful... lol

[Newdog2015]

EDIT: She just text me; SHE is stopping at the sex toy store on the way home to buy some goodies. Damn... she REALLY wants to try this.... I'll post pics if successful... lol

Do work son!

[Hoggage_54]

[dan991]

Oh.. and actually I found out why she wants to try and what triggered her urgent need to have butt sex. Apparently one of her really close girlfriends is an anal queen and would rather have anal than the conventional holes. Her girlfriend was telling her how much better anal is than regular sex and how hard she gets off on it. I guess it was a big discussion (wouldn't give me details) over Christmas when my girlfriend when home to see family and went out on a girls night. So... I need to send her friend a thank you card apparently.....

[S&S_ShovelHead]

Lucky man.

Ive tried so many times with the gf, only once was successful and even then I could only get my head in before she was on the edge of shedding tears (warmed her up for 30-45 minutes too and used tons of lube). Im not a donkey either, she just has the tightest butt ever. Got her some butt plugs for christmas that start from small and step up in size plus some anal beads. Hmmm, maybe its time to give it another shot tonight. Another thing you should remember is if you go ass to V without cleaning your utensil you can give her a yeast infection.

[dan991]

Lucky man.

Ive tried so many times with the gf, only once was successful and even then I could only get my head in before she was on the edge of shedding tears (warmed her up for 30-45 minutes too and used tons of lube). Im not a donkey either, she just has the tightest butt ever. Got her some butt plugs for christmas that start from small and step up in size plus some anal beads. Hmmm, maybe its time to give it another shot tonight. Another thing you should remember is if you go ass to V without cleaning your utensil you can give her a yeast infection.

Hmmm.. how about ass to mouth?

[S&S_ShovelHead]

Hmmm.. how about ass to mouth?

Not sure, im sure it cant be too healthy to injest poo particles but havnt heard of any infections being caused this way.

[dan991]

Hmmm... they do it in porn.... needs investigating? Which also begs the question; where do you blow your load if you do spend some time in there?

Damnit... where's DSM and Shlova? This is their specialty and they are both MIA. WTF....

[DB1982]

Hmmm... they do it in porn.... needs investigating? Which also begs the question; where do you blow your load if you do spend some time in there?

Damnit... where's DSM and Shlova? This is their specialty and they are both MIA. WTF....

You blow your load in the butt!!!! Then you laugh as she runs to the bathroom holding her ass. It priceless lol

[Far from massive]

There are a lot of various techniques for helping a women, man whatever get to the point where they can accomadate a penis in the rectum. In your case none of that will be needed as you have already entered her... fully no less. Next time slowly and gently insert the penis partway into her (assuming of course that she desires it) then just relax and allow her to make the call from there, if she wants slowly move it back and forth a little...this may be the extent of your anal sex for the first few times. Now as said there is something very kinky/forbidden and totally natural ( no reason for guilt) about enjoying the fact that you are too large for her to accomadate. However if this is not a total turn on to you then by all means get an inflatable butt plug (it is very small and you insert it then pump it and it grows) and have her practice stretching her ass out with it. Myself this would really be a shame I would gladly take the time to partially enter any women and only move as much or little as she was comfortable with however many times it took...but to each his own.

PS agree totally on not using any sort of numbing agent you do not want ( I hope ) to cause fissures of her anus just so you can enjoy being able to pump her ass the first time or two.

[JohnnyVegas]

Hmmm.. how about ass to mouth?

NOTHING that goes in her ass should go anywhere else without a good wash. Just make that a rule.

[Newdog2015]

I tried the only sneak attack one time with a girl....it came out faster than it went in. Lets just say I went home with blue balls haha

[canesfan804]

If you can go multiple times try getting your first nut then sliding around back. You wont be as rigid so it wont hurt her as bad, she may actually be able to get into it.

[Newdog2015]

My wife has a sensor that goes off every time go anywhere close to the back door! One day it will happen and when it does it will be glorious haha

[Lunk1]

I just want to say how shocked I am to see both Gearbox and JVegas in on this thread....whats next GGR chiming in???

[S&S_ShovelHead]

I tried the only sneak attack one time with a girl....it came out faster than it went in. Lets just say I went home with blue balls haha

Haha priceless.

My first anal experience I was pretty inexperienced and drunk, I tried to just slam it in. You've neer heard anyone help so loud lol.

[cherrydrpepper]

"Guys, girls don't like anal..


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"THEY LOVE IT"
- Dave Attell

[Rwy]

What position did you guys do. Doggie style tends to tighten both holes so many people try anal by putting a pillow under her and doing it missionary or legs over their head

This is a man who has seen his share of anal sex....lol

OP- IMO there is no such thing as a successful first time for anal sex. You ever take a shit that made you want cry. Well imagine that happening to a girl 10 times worse and on going. In my experience with banging girls in the ass is they are either into or not and the ones that are usually into it are built for it. I would suggest a butt plug to open that ****er up a bit first.

[Rwy]

Hmmm.. how about ass to mouth?

you usually have to pay 500 an hour for that one

[wh1spa]

you usually have to pay 500 an hour for that one

LOL cheaper than marriage, would probably be able to get it more often as well.

[marcus300]

Give her some valium an hour before this will relax the ring piece,
then lube your fingers and work on the hole, this will act as a pilot,
then mask her up with a ball gag and your ready to go

[MuscleInk]

Give her some valium an hour before this will relax the ring piece,
then lube your fingers and work on the hole, this will act as a pilot,
then mask her up with a ball gag and your ready to go

I have better compounds than benzos that would do the trick nicely!

[Rwy]

I gave my gf the rocket launcher a few times and she cried every time. It was suprising for me to find out the other day that she has had anal sex before. I kind of feel slighted to not be able to get a chance.

Anyhow there was a girl I used to bang. She was a little chubby not going to lie but jesus christ she would let me slam her pie whole as hard as I could. It was nothing short of spectacular when you bang a girl that gets off on it. Its a crazy orgasm for a chick.


I may be pushing the card with this one but has anyone had a prostate massage like stifler in road trip?


Not going to lie I would be open to let my gf try it lol

[gearbox]

Of all people here.....you would have been the last person I suspected to volunteer that advice! Lol.

Lmao! I know. Gotta keep you on your toes.
Sure your calf tear has healed?

[MuscleInk]

Lmao! I know. Gotta keep you on your toes.
Sure your calf tear has healed?

It's healed. HGH made sure of that.

[Rwy]

LOL cheaper than marriage, would probably be able to get it more often as well.

any time you wanted to spend 500.....lol

[gearbox]

I wasn't goin to post in here but since Gearbox removed his halo! Start with a finger or 2 and loosen it up...duh! Have you never done this before...what are you 12???

Work it, work it, work it...stick it!

I am putting my halo back on