Forced into a fight at a bar......

[The Bear 79]

New Years eve, I got together with some friends from out of town that we only get to see once a year. The night went well for the most part, we all rang in the new year with some tasty champagne, a light buzz & a kiss from a hot girl.......... Any way, long story short..........I was headed for the bathroom before we hit the road for I.H.O.P., when I walked in there were 5 tiny, frail little punks dressed all ghetto fabulous standing around socializing in the bathroom, "excuse me" I sez, they all step aside "no problem, happy new year man" they say, as I approach the urinal I notice my good friend (we'll call him "T" in this story) has followed me into the bathroom, so we're doing our business, one of the twigs speaks up & says " Damn..........you're some big ****** fvckers aint ya..................you think you can take anyone don't ya" I laughed, "T" didn't find it amusing, he turns & says "whats the problem", one of the twigs says "you want some b!tch", I thought to myself "ah sh!t", cut it short, zipped it up & took my position at "T's" left, "oh you want some too huh" sez one of the twigs, I say "c'mon guys seriously, take a look at what you're facing here, (I'm 6'-2" / 270 +/- "T" is 5'-10" / 230 + & these tots were ranging from 5'-9" to 6' & 160 to maybe 180) do you really thing ANY of you have a snowballs chance in hell of leaving here on your feet" not even 2 seconds later "T" got hit in the mouth & was jumped on by 2, the other 3 rushed me, this is where it gets ugly.

As they were rushing, I hit one square in the face completely crushing his cheek bones, caving it in like a cereal bowl & knocking him out cold, the other 2 kept coming so I threw one to the floor & took the ground & pound to him, the other kicked me in the ear / side of the face from behind, I popped him in the mouth with my elbow & then again in the nose resulting in lost teeth, a broke nose & 2 black eyes, he almost went out cold but snapped out of it & ran out of the bathroom screaming like a girl (no offense ladies, but guys shouldn't make your noises) I turned back to my project on the floor & he was unconscious so I look behind me at the other end of the bathroom to see how my boy is making out & he's standing over two unconscious, toothless, bloody, bodies, watching me & laughing (ass hole).

I'm not a gossiper or a tattle tell, but for some reason I just couldn't resist sharing my fvcked up NYE with you all. But as fvcked up as it was, it could have been worse, at least I still got fed.

Happy new year everyone.

[JohnnyVegas]

Police involvement? Charges filed on anyone?

That is a horrible experience, especially when it is just random hooligan shit.

[GirlyGymRat]

what a bunch of idiots....were they drunk?

[alex18]

Sad thing is.... If the fuzz had turned up it would have been you in the clanger for the night

Having said that.... Hats off for finishing what they started ;-)

[S&S_ShovelHead]

New Years eve the Princess & I got together with some friends from out of town that we only get to see once a year. The night went well for the most part, we all rang in the new year with some tasty champagne, a light buzz & a kiss from a hot girl.......... Any way, long story short..........I was headed for the bathroom before we hit the road for I.H.O.P., when I walked in there were 5 tiny, frail little punks dressed all ghetto fabulous standing around socializing in the bathroom, "excuse me" I sez, they all step aside "no problem, happy new year man" they say, as I approach the urinal I notice my good friend (we'll call him "T" in this story) has followed me into the bathroom, so we're doing our business, one of the twigs speaks up & says " Damn..........you're some big mother fvckers aint ya..................you think you can take anyone don't ya" I laughed, "T" didn't find it amusing, he turns & says "whats the problem", one of the twigs says "you want some b!tch", I thought to myself "ah sh!t", cut it short, zipped it up & took my position at "T's" left, "oh you want some too huh" sez one of the twigs, I say "c'mon guys seriously, take a look at what you're facing here, (I'm 6'-2" / 270 +/- "T" is 5'-10" / 230 + & these tots were ranging from 5'-9" to 6' & 160 to maybe 180) do you really thing ANY of you have a snowballs chance in hell of leaving here on your feet" not even 2 seconds later "T" got hit in the mouth & was jumped on by 2, the other 3 rushed me, this is where it gets ugly.

As they were rushing, I hit one square in the face completely crushing his cheek bones, caving it in like a cereal bowl & knocking him out cold, the other 2 kept coming so I threw one to the floor & took the ground & pound to him, the other kicked me in the ear / side of the face from behind, I popped him in the mouth with my elbow & then again in the nose resulting in lost teeth, a broke nose & 2 black eyes, he almost went out cold but snapped out of it & ran out of the bathroom screaming like a girl (no offense ladies, but guys shouldn't make your noises) I turned back to my project on the floor & he was unconscious so I look behind me at the other end of the bathroom to see how my boy is making out & he's standing over two unconscious, toothless, bloody, bodies, watching me & laughing (ass hole).

I'm not a gossiper or a tattle tell, but for some reason I just couldn't resist sharing my fvcked up NYE with you all. But as fvcked up as it was, it could have been worse, at least I still got fed & laid.

Happy new year everyone.

Hilarious, I dont get small guys that go looking for fights with people that are much larger than them. I work as a bouncer and if a situation comes up with someone thats much larger than me (225, 6') I defiantely handle it differently than one with someone thats smaller.

Glad you walked away and had a good ending to the night.

[Soar]

Sounds like half the morons I run into in my city. Worst off for them I know half the bouncers so I rarely get my hands dirty lol

[dan991]

See.... just like I said... its always the little guys starting shit.... where's Gixx...

[gixxerboy1]

See.... just like I said... its always the little guys starting shit.... where's Gixx...

Cause your a towering 5'8

[dan991]

Cause your a towering 5'8

I'm also 190ish...... and spent the last 8 years learning how to choke people out as well as make knee's buckle with one hit.

[dan991]

LOL... I remember when I got arrested after my fighting incident; when I got to the County Jail before bailing out... like 10 "corrections officers", one with a video camera politely walked me to my cell and asked me to please have a seat.

[gixxerboy1]

I'm also 190ish...... and spent the last 8 years learning how to choke people out as well as make knee's buckle with one hit.

Eat another sandwich and u can weigh as much as me
Been doing the same for over 10. Train with att now.

[The Bear 79]

Police involvement? Charges filed on anyone?

That is a horrible experience, especially when it is just random hooligan shit.

Cops are never an issue for me, once they find out "who I am" they don't dare to try to charge me.

[dan991]

Eat another sandwich and u can weigh as much as me
Been doing the same for over 10. Train with att now.

You're telling me you're 190+? Pic?

Here's me like a month ago

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[The Bear 79]

what a bunch of idiots....were they drunk?

I don't think they were, I think they were dealing & using drugs, (that's why they were hanging out in a disgusting bathroom instead of mingling with all the beautiful people) so under the influence none the less & feeling like bullet proof giants apparently................

[gixxerboy1]

On my phone, posted pics plenty before. Biggest ive been was 205

[dan991]

On my phone, posted pics plenty before. Biggest ive been was 205

How tall are you exactly?

[gixxerboy1]

How tall are you exactly?

5'6..

[dan991]

190 for me is actually fat. I have real high BF right now. I like to be around 170's lean around 7-8%. I'm gonna conservatively guess in the above pic I'm probably at 15% or so. Don't let the abs fool you..... I'm carrying A LOT of fat right now.

[dan991]

5'6..

205 @ 5'6" with how much body fat (realistically)?

[AD]

Cops are never an issue for me, once they find out "who I am" they don't dare to try to charge me.

yeah, Bear. i always thought you are "law-enforcement" or something. could you have flashed a badge at them instead of your fist? lol...

you know, your incident totally remind me of Jack Reacher. there was a thread here in the lounge about the movie. you really should take tom cruise's place and show him how it should be done

[The Bear 79]

Cause your a towering 5'8

HA! Funny.

How ya been Gixx? Yet another good pic of the wifey.....................showing how she keeps you in line with her communist dictatorship or is that dick-tatorship...............

[dan991]

Cops are never an issue for me, once they find out "who I am" they don't dare to try to charge me.

DEA?

If so... can you source me some of the good stuff you've confiscated?

[The Bear 79]

yeah, Bear. i always thought you are "law-enforcement" or something. could you have flashed a badge at them instead of your fist? lol...

you know, your incident totally remind me of Jack Reacher. there was a thread here in the lounge about the movie. you really should take tom cruise's place and show him how it should be done

Is that the name of the movie?

[gixxerboy1]

HA! Funny.

How ya been Gixx? Yet another good pic of the wifey.....................showing how she keeps you in line with her communist dictatorship or is that dick-tatorship...............

Good, to see u back.
Lol yea i dont know what those guys were thinking with you. Im sure they are wondering now too.
Lol thats not the wifey but yea im on a short leash

[AD]

HA! Funny.

How ya been Gixx? Yet another good pic of the wifey.....................showing how she keeps you in line with her communist dictatorship or is that dick-tatorship...............

yea!... gix has got an avi again!.. but i'm guessing its not the wife, after knowing what the guys here can do with a pic...

[gixxerboy1]

205 @ 5'6" with how much body fat (realistically)?

At 205 i was about 14

[dan991]

At 205 i was about 14

Okay.. I was waiting to hear 4-5%, lol

[Hunter]

Gixx wrestled at an elite level, I actually think I know what college you wrestled at lol. I to wrestled at an elite level and have competed in sub grappling at a pretty elite level. I was even brought in for a couple of guys training camps.

Dan I find it odd that you are constantly throwing around small guy comments and even odder you claimed to have thrown a high kick in a bar fight. Ernesto hoost himself said he would never throw a high kick in a bar fight and he is probably top 3 greatest kickboxers of all time.

You're a very odd dude and I have a feelings you probably tell some tall tails.

[The Bear 79]

Good, to see u back.
Lol yea i dont know what those guys were thinking with you. Im sure they are wondering now too.
Lol thats not the wifey but yea im on a short leash

OOPS! Sorry, guess it's been a while since I've seen her last................sure looks like her though...........

[The Bear 79]

Gixx wrestled at an elite level, I actually think I know what college you wrestled at lol. I to wrestled at an elite level and have competed in sub grappling at a pretty elite level. I was even brought in for a couple of guys training camps.

Dan I find it odd that you are constantly throwing around small guy comments and even odder you claimed to have thrown a high kick in a bar fight. Ernesto hoost himself said he would never throw a high kick in a bar fight and he is probably top 3 greatest kickboxers of all time.

You're a very odd dude and I have a feelings you probably tell some tall tails.

"Tail" or "tale"....................?

lol..........just kidding........sorry I had to.............

[gixxerboy1]

OOPS! Sorry, guess it's been a while since I've seen her last................sure looks like her though...........

No reason to be sorry, this girl is hot too. How has everything else been with u?

[dan991]

Gixx wrestled at an elite level, I actually think I know what college you wrestled at lol. I to wrestled at an elite level and have competed in sub grappling at a pretty elite level. I was even brought in for a couple of guys training camps.

Dan I find it odd that you are constantly throwing around small guy comments and even odder you claimed to have thrown a high kick in a bar fight. Ernesto hoost himself said he would never throw a high kick in a bar fight and he is probably top 3 greatest kickboxers of all time.

You're a very odd dude and I have a feelings you probably tell some tall tails.

Nah, I've only thrown one kick at a bar. Only bar fight I've been in. I'm also not a kick boxer. It was just an natural reaction. I'm no pro fighter.... I've fought one amateur fight. I do like MMA for cardio and endurance which is why I do it. I'm no bad ass.... but I do have a short fuse though when it comes to stupidity and disrespectful people.

I don't tell tales... if I did I'd say I was at 4-6% BF like everyone else on the forum with more than 1000 posts.

[The Bear 79]

No reason to be sorry, this girl is hot too. How has everything else been with u?

Pretty good, I competed in my first strongman comp recently................got my ass handed to me.......at first, I still finished in the green though & I now know my weakness (atlas balls) that I need to focus on for future comps. Life is good...........

[dan991]

And for the record... yes... I would definitely go for a kick to the head in a fight with a guy Bear's size. I gotta knock him out before he can land one with 270 lbs behind it, lol.

[The Bear 79]

And for the record... yes... I would definitely go for a kick to the head in a fight with a guy Bear's size. I gotta knock him out before he can land one with 270 lbs behind it, lol.

You better have some tree trunk legs bro, I got kicked in the head during that scuffle & all it did was "wake the bear" ...........lol

[gixxerboy1]

Pretty good, I competed in my first strongman comp recently................got my ass handed to me.......at first, I still finished in the green though & I now know my weakness (atlas balls) that I need to focus on for future comps. Life is good...........

Thats good,for ur first. Congrats and now u know what u have to improve on.

[dan991]

You better have some tree trunk legs bro, I got kicked in the head during that scuffle & all it did was "wake the bear" ...........lol

A lot of my 190 lbs is in my quads

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[gearbox]

Pretty good, I competed in my first strongman comp recently................got my ass handed to me.......at first, I still finished in the green though & I now know my weakness (atlas balls) that I need to focus on for future comps. Life is good...........

Are you serious? Thats awesome bear! I watch it on tv and have been live a few times.
These dudes are huge (not that your small by any means) all are over 320 I thought. Like a brian Shaw omg!
Awesome you compete bear!

[gearbox]

Nah, I've only thrown one kick at a bar. Only bar fight I've been in. I'm also not a kick boxer. It was just an natural reaction. I'm no pro fighter.... I've fought one amateur fight. I do like MMA for cardio and endurance which is why I do it. I'm no bad ass.... but I do have a short fuse though when it comes to stupidity and disrespectful people.

I don't tell tales... if I did I'd say I was at 4-6% BF like everyone else on the forum with more than 1000 posts.

Okay I gotta ask who has claimed 4-6% doesn't matter the post amount.

And gixxer would destroy you. I got a $100 bucks on it.

[The Bear 79]

Are you serious? Thats awesome bear! I watch it on tv and have been live a few times.
These dudes are huge (not that your small by any means) all are over 320 I thought. Like a brian Shaw omg!
Awesome you compete bear!

HEY!............Easy..........you'll give me a complex.............I'm working on it............