New Years eve the Princess & I got together with some friends from out of town that we only get to see once a year. The night went well for the most part, we all rang in the new year with some tasty champagne, a light buzz & a kiss from a hot girl..........
Any way, long story short..........I was headed for the bathroom before we hit the road for I.H.O.P., when I walked in there were 5 tiny, frail little punks dressed all ghetto fabulous standing around socializing in the bathroom, "excuse me" I sez, they all step aside "no problem, happy new year man" they say, as I approach the urinal I notice my good friend (we'll call him "T" in this story) has followed me into the bathroom, so we're doing our business, one of the twigs speaks up & says " Damn..........you're some big mother fvckers aint ya..................you think you can take anyone don't ya" I laughed, "T" didn't find it amusing, he turns & says "whats the problem", one of the twigs says "you want some b!tch", I thought to myself "ah sh!t", cut it short, zipped it up & took my position at "T's" left, "oh you want some too huh" sez one of the twigs, I say "c'mon guys seriously, take a look at what you're facing here, (I'm 6'-2" / 270 +/- "T" is 5'-10" / 230 + & these tots were ranging from 5'-9" to 6' & 160 to maybe 180) do you really thing ANY of you have a snowballs chance in hell of leaving here on your feet" not even 2 seconds later "T" got hit in the mouth & was jumped on by 2, the other 3 rushed me, this is where it gets ugly.
As they were rushing, I hit one square in the face completely crushing his cheek bones, caving it in like a cereal bowl & knocking him out cold, the other 2 kept coming so I threw one to the floor & took the ground & pound to him, the other kicked me in the ear / side of the face from behind, I popped him in the mouth with my elbow & then again in the nose resulting in lost teeth, a broke nose & 2 black eyes, he almost went out cold but snapped out of it & ran out of the bathroom screaming like a girl (no offense ladies, but guys shouldn't make your noises) I turned back to my project on the floor & he was unconscious so I look behind me at the other end of the bathroom to see how my boy is making out & he's standing over two unconscious, toothless, bloody, bodies, watching me & laughing (ass hole).
I'm not a gossiper or a tattle tell, but for some reason I just couldn't resist sharing my fvcked up NYE with you all. But as fvcked up as it was, it could have been worse, at least I still got fed & laid.
Happy new year everyone.
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Originally Posted by The Bear 79
