The body fat, fat cell, abs, and Blue Oyster Bar thread.....

[dan991]

My legs are fat, my face is fat, my neck is fat... everyone holds it different. If I could just find a way to gain all that fat in my penis... I'd be a rock star! Hmm... synthol in your cock maybe?

[--->>405<<---]

well whats up there dan? i see u have continued making people mad .. LOL

[dan991]

well whats up there dan? i see u have continued making people mad .. LOL

Not me... it is what it is... not my fault everyone on here is 8% body fat, lol. And its not necessarily a bad thing to be hated- that means you mean enough to someone for them to waste their energy/effort thinking about you. Better than being a nobody I guess......

[gearbox]

I think misery is the only one he pissed off and now I hear he wants to join the new contest in march lol
Synthol is the penis. You need something to make up for your fat face
Oh I think you have $$$ that always helps

[Lunk1]

well whats up there dan? i see u have continued making people mad .. LOL

hey boss...the new AVI is bomb...you are def ready for a full blown cycle!!!!

[RaginCajun]

Not me... it is what it is... not my fault everyone on here is 8% body fat, lol. And its not necessarily a bad thing to be hated- that means you mean enough to someone for them to waste their energy/effort thinking about you. Better than being a nobody I guess......

That still doesn't change the fact that you have a baby carrot!

[dan991]

I think misery is the only one he pissed off and now I hear he wants to join the new contest in march lol
Synthol is the penis. You need something to make up for your fat face
Oh I think you have $$$ that always helps

This coming from the douche with a Corvette in his avi.... Who drives Corvettes? 50 year old men with beer bellies and wanna be players that can't afford real sports cars.....

[dan991]

That still doesn't change the fact that you have a baby carrot!

Lunk solved that earlier ....... liver.... going to the store after work and loading up with it.

[RaginCajun]

Lunk solved that earlier ....... liver.... going to the store after work and loading up with it.

There you go!

[MickeyKnox]

Continuing discussions from here: http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...n#.UOw7LuTBG8A

Do we still want to continue to argue the fat, fat cell content, and cell displacement? Or are we on the ab routine now? Hell I forgot. Post whatever.....

And if you think about it... if someone had their stomach tied, and lost 200 lbs, and then used a caliper to measure skin folds (the purpose of caliper measuring) or a Bod Pod.... they would STILL have high "fat" content.... even when they appear to be skinny. So... the skin fold caliper measuring technique is inaccurate also?

You remind me of Sworder. And guess where he is?

I'd just like to go on record and say thank you for ****ing up my pre contest thread. I wouldn't put money on you to win a contest against honey boo boo. Spend less time trying to shrink the fat around your waistline and more time shrinking the fat cells in your head.

Well said Misery.

[gearbox]

This coming from the douche with a Corvette in his avi.... Who drives Corvettes? 50 year old men with beer bellies and wanna be players that can't afford real sports cars.....

Bring your ride to cali and we will race! Straight or course. You pick! Bring that $800 coat, my wife could use a new one!
And the car was something I idolized from a young age and had the opportunity to buy myself one way before I am 50. So I was proud of it. And a Corvette is a great sports car.

[Capebuffalo]

This coming from the douche with a Corvette in his avi.... Who drives Corvettes? 50 year old men with beer bellies and wanna be players that can't afford real sports cars.....

Wow. Nice. Very very nice. Dies being a dick run in your family. Or are you the first and biggest?

[dan991]

Bring your ride to cali and we will race! Straight or course. You pick! Bring that $800 coat, my wife could use a new one!
And the car was something I idolized from a young age and had the opportunity to buy myself one way before I am 50. So I was proud of it. And a Corvette is a great sports car.

You sure you wanna do that? I have a 991S..... lol.

I'm giving you shit because you called my face fat!

[gearbox]

Better then me being truthful and calling you one ugly dude
Your car is decent. But who ever said I was going to race my vet vs you. I just said bring what you got. My repsol edition cbr 1000 will so just fine vs a 991s

[Armykid93]

Better then me being truthful and calling you one ugly dude
Your car is decent. But who ever said I was going to race my vet vs you. I just said bring what you got. My repellent edition cbr 1000 will so just fine vs a 991s

So will your vette and on a budget

[dan991]

Better then me being truthful and calling you one ugly dude
Your car is decent. But who ever said I was going to race my vet vs you. I just said bring what you got. My repellent edition cbr 1000 will so just fine vs a 991s

I may be ugly.... but the chicks don't mind.... $800 coat is A LOT cheaper than being married....

You said you were gonna race me... straight or road course..... a few posts ago.

[dan991]

So will your vette and on a budget

You're on crack.... I don't even wanna pursue that discussion. Use google.... look at specs. stock.

[gearbox]

Yes race you! Doesn't mean I am driving my vet. Nicky haven's bike will do just fine!

[gearbox]

Who said my car or yours is stock. Mine is supercharged. But even with a charger its nothing compared to some other vehicles.
And if we raced, you realize your power to weight ratio is not good. Seeing your fat face, neck, and legs would be inside the car!

[--->>405<<---]

hey boss...the new AVI is bomb...you are def ready for a full blown cycle!!!!

thx dude! im gonna run what i told u and then once i establish myself around 6-7%bf (or 16-18% for Dan) then i will consider one maybe at the end of the summer!

[dan991]

And if we raced, you realize your power to weight ratio is not good. Seeing your fat face, neck, and legs would be inside the car!

LOL

[dan991]

thx dude! im gonna run what i told u and then once i establish myself around 6-7%bf (or 16-18% for Dan) then i will consider one maybe at the end of the summer!

You sure that's wise at your age?

[--->>405<<---]

You sure you wanna do that? I have a 991S..... lol.

I'm giving you shit because you called my face fat!

hey can i be in on this race too? here is my car: 2012 honda accord EX! (super charged)

i got the hood modified for better aerodynamics and downforce.. whatcha think??

[gearbox]

You sure that's wise at your age?

Lol. That totally sounds like something ink or cape would say!

[dan991]

hey can i be in on this race too? here is my car: 2012 honda accord EX! (super charged)

i got the hood modified for better aerodynamics and downforce.. whatcha think??

Yea... you vs. the Corvette... then the winner against me. You and Gearbox should trade cars; you belong in the Vette more than he does to fit the stereotype.

[--->>405<<---]

You sure that's wise at your age?

JOB told me it was ok as long as i inject the steroids directly into my rectum!

[dan991]

JOB told me it was ok as long as i inject the steroids directly into my rectum!

You may wanna stick a piece of liver in there first per the advice given earlier by Lunk.....

[--->>405<<---]

have u seen the butthole winny (i think) thread? LMAO..

[gearbox]

Yes I remember that thread and who started it

[--->>405<<---]

that thing is awesome! LOL..

[AD]

I browsed through the whole thread and noticed that our resident doctor of the forum has not posted. Why dont we just ask Ink. I got a feeling he will disagree with a lot of the points raised here.

[GirlyGymRat]

I browsed through the whole thread and noticed that our resident doctor of the forum has not posted. Why dont we just ask Ink. I got a feeling he will disagree with a lot of the points raised here.

Let Cooler heads prevail

[gearbox]

That's not a bad idea ad. I can give ink a call and have him post on here if you guys want me to.
I actually would like to hear froma Bonaparte on this!

[AD]

Let Cooler heads prevail

Wow Girl! I just noticed your new avi! Are you going for our next competition? You should

[AD]

That's not a bad idea ad. I can give ink a call and have him post on here if you guys want me to.
I actually would like to hear froma Bonaparte on this!

We all know what the real experts are going to say.

[Lunk1]

I agree with the chica (a smart man always does)! This thread has turned juvenile and please keep in mind the thousands of non member lurkers that count on many of you for advice!

It's time to bury the hatchet or hit the ignore button!

[Armykid93]

You're on crack.... I don't even wanna pursue that discussion. Use google.... look at specs. stock.

Already schooled you on one car discussion wouldn't wanna do it again. The price ranges really aren't fair.

[dan991]

I agree with the chica (a smart man always does)! This thread has turned juvenile and please keep in mind the thousands of non member lurkers that count on many of you for advice!

It's time to bury the hatchet or hit the ignore button!

This coming from the guy that has caused supermarkets across the world running out of liver today.....

[dan991]

Okay- I'm gonna clue everyone that didn't PM me in; this whole thread about body fat is a joke and so is the last thread. THAT is why I posted in threads in the lounge and not elsewhere. NO, I am not 18-19% body fat... more like 10. Everyone (except 405) is probably close to their guesstimates. 405 is probably easily 18% though. I was messing with everyone. My pics were real, my stats are real, and my ab routine is real. If you didn't notice "my tone" changed when I was being real and only certain things were accurate. DO NOT TAKE A KNIFE TO YOUR BODY AND CUT OUT FAT CELLS!

Geez... first a guy injecting HCG in his ball sack... last thing I wanna get blamed for is someone cutting out fat rolls with a steak knife.

[--->>405<<---]

Okay- I'm gonna clue everyone that didn't PM me in; this whole thread about body fat is a joke and so is the last thread. THAT is why I posted in threads in the lounge and not elsewhere. NO, I am not 18-19% body fat... more like 10. Everyone (except 405) is probably close to their guesstimates. 405 is probably easily 18% though. I was messing with everyone. My pics were real, my stats are real, and my ab routine is real. If you didn't notice "my tone" changed when I was being real and only certain things were accurate. DO NOT TAKE A KNIFE TO YOUR BODY AND CUT OUT FAT CELLS!

Geez... first a guy injecting HCG in his ball sack... last thing I wanna get blamed for is someone cutting out fat rolls with a steak knife.

LMAO..