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  1. 01-15-2013, 12:37 PM #1
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    Craiglist Ad. My problems R solved!

    A colleague suggested I put an ad in Craig's list: due to shoulder surgery, will need someone to bathe and dress me for a couple of weeks, picture included.

    He seems to think my problems would be solved in minutes.
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    And queue up gents, I was here fist to call dibs
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    A colleague suggested I put an ad in Craig's list: due to shoulder surgery, will need someone to bathe and dress me for a couple of weeks, picture included.

    He seems to think my problems would be solved in minutes.
    JUST bathe and dress you? What fun is that?! Boooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    A colleague suggested I put an ad in Craig's list: due to shoulder surgery, will need someone to bathe and dress me for a couple of weeks, picture included.

    He seems to think my problems would be solved in minutes.
    I want you to close your eyes, and imagine what the average person responding to this add might be like. Not what you'd want them to be like, but what they're ACTUALLY like. Now ask yourself, "Self, Would I really want this guy bathing me?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM View Post
    And queue up gents, I was here fist to call dibs
    But you can't spell so your submission is invalid....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigshotvictoria

    I want you to close your eyes, and imagine what the average person responding to this add might be like. Not what you'd want them to be like, but what they're ACTUALLY like. Now ask yourself, "Self, Would I really want this guy bathing me?"
    Good point big shot. Maybe I should ask for a picture with the resume. Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM
    And queue up gents, I was here fist to call dibs
    Yes u r very quick to respond!! What r u doing out of the nutritional forum??
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Good point big shot. Maybe I should ask for a picture with the resume. Lol.
    And a full mental health history lol

    Otherwise the guys like Dan might get through the screening......
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131

    But you can't spell so your submission is invalid....
    Ha ha, but I got the difficult word right! Lets have no more mention of fisting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    Yes u r very quick to respond!! What r u doing out of the nutritional forum??
    Erm, stalking you is probably the wrong answer!
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    She could just wait to see who wins the next competition.....
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    I would offer a hand but my wife has rules about these sorts of things. That said she is a nurse so maybe she could help out........ she is smokin hot too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131
    She could just wait to see who wins the next competition.....
    It appears I may be in a class of my own!
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    I'm gonna go ahead and submit my pic, let me know if I need to fill out the resume/application.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM View Post
    It appears I may be in a class of my own!
    Yea- its called "classless".
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    Did I mention I was also a massage therapist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131
    I'm gonna go ahead and submit my pic, let me know if I need to fill out the resume/application.
    Pls provide full mental health history.

    Thx Sarg!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    A colleague suggested I put an ad in Craig's list: due to shoulder surgery, will need someone to bathe and dress me for a couple of weeks, picture included.

    He seems to think my problems would be solved in minutes.
    Sorry to tell you this but....... It's time to meet new colleagues..... Craigslist is like the Hotel California. You can check in any time you like but you can never leave.... Ok for those who have no idea what I'm referring to it's a song by the Eagles.. Hotel California... Aww never mind if I have to explain it it ain't worth it...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101
    Did I mention I was also a massage therapist?
    Nice! That scores u bonus points!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    Good point big shot. Maybe I should ask for a picture with the resume. Lol.
    Pic he sends you
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Craiglist Ad. My problems R solved!-image-1898692660.jpg  
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer

    Pic he sends you
    What he really looks like
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Craiglist Ad. My problems R solved!-image-325914206.jpg  
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    Your colleague is currently on craigslist hitting the refresh button looking for your ad.
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    BigZ where did you get my photo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Pls provide full mental health history.

    Thx Sarg!!!
    Well, I have this thing... with legs and heals..... makes me do all kinds of dumb things... like spending 3 hours posting my ab routine. Other than that, I'm sane, and highly educated. I can also fix pretty much anything involving electronics, and I like to walk around the house naked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Nice! That scores u bonus points!!!
    Ok I lied about the the therpist thing,plus my mental health evaluation might be a little shakey also,But on a positive not I would score at least a 5.2 on scale of 1 to 10 in the looks department.LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM
    And queue up gents, I was here fist to call dibs
    I offered her a sponge bath yesterday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804
    BigZ where did you get my photo!
    Haha..In a garden scaring off crows
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer View Post
    Haha..In a garden scaring off crows
    lollololol
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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101

    Ok I lied about the the therpist thing,plus my mental health evaluation might be a little shakey also,But on a positive not I would score at least a 5.2 on scale of 1 to 10 in the looks department.LOL
    Surprised u didn't mental that u r skilled in Kegel instruction and coaching. Slipping Dan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    I offered her a sponge bath yesterday!
    Yes u did. Unprovoked and for no pay. Plz submit that mental health history. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Surprised u didn't mental that u r skilled in Kegel instruction and coaching. Slipping Dan.
    I'm not slipping.... you're the one quoting the wrong people......

    Plus.... I charge for Kegel exercise. This dik ain't free.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131

    Well, I have this thing... with legs and heals..... makes me do all kinds of dumb things... like spending 3 hours posting my ab routine. Other than that, I'm sane, and highly educated. I can also fix pretty much anything involving electronics, and I like to walk around the house naked.
    I know u and 405 got a thing going on over ABs. And he did post a pic but don't recall heels but then there was a pic of a guy in heels and it could have been 405...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    I know u and 405 got a thing going on over ABs. And he did post a pic but don't recall heels but then there was a pic of a guy in heels and it could have been 405...............
    I don't have a thing going on over abs, I already have abs. 405 is the one shaped like a sack of potatoes.

    Did I mention I'm also a doctor...
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    ^^^ and he posted a sticker worthy thread in the fitness and lifting forums. It was very nicely done!!! Very organized with explanation and video links. Check it out CDP!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
    A colleague suggested I put an ad in Craig's list: due to shoulder surgery, will need someone to bathe and dress me for a couple of weeks, picture included.

    He seems to think my problems would be solved in minutes.
    May I offer my formidable services to the young lady,.....

    I also do pedicures and wet shaving ma'am
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    Quote Originally Posted by milky01623 View Post
    May I offer my formidable services to the young lady,.....

    I also do pedicures and wet shaving ma'am

    I'd be careful dude.... GGR has been taking 1g of test a week and looks like this

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