A colleague suggested I put an ad in Craig's list: due to shoulder surgery, will need someone to bathe and dress me for a couple of weeks, picture included.
He seems to think my problems would be solved in minutes.
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A colleague suggested I put an ad in Craig's list: due to shoulder surgery, will need someone to bathe and dress me for a couple of weeks, picture included.
He seems to think my problems would be solved in minutes.
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And queue up gents, I was here fist to call dibs
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JUST bathe and dress you? What fun is that?! BooooooOriginally Posted by GirlyGymRat
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I want you to close your eyes, and imagine what the average person responding to this add might be like. Not what you'd want them to be like, but what they're ACTUALLY like. Now ask yourself, "Self, Would I really want this guy bathing me?"
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But you can't spell so your submission is invalid....And queue up gents, I was here fist to call dibs
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Good point big shot. Maybe I should ask for a picture with the resume. Lol.
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Yes u r very quick to respond!! What r u doing out of the nutritional forum??And queue up gents, I was here fist to call dibs
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And a full mental health history lol
Otherwise the guys like Dan might get through the screening......
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Ha ha, but I got the difficult word right! Lets have no more mention of fisting!
But you can't spell so your submission is invalid....
Last edited by Back In Black; 01-15-2013 at 11:50 AM.
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Erm, stalking you is probably the wrong answer!
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She could just wait to see who wins the next competition.....
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I would offer a hand but my wife has rules about these sorts of things. That said she is a nurse so maybe she could help out........ she is smokin hot too.
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It appears I may be in a class of my own!
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I'm gonna go ahead and submit my pic, let me know if I need to fill out the resume/application.
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Yea- its called "classless".
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Did I mention I was also a massage therapist?
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Pls provide full mental health history.
Thx Sarg!!!
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Sorry to tell you this but....... It's time to meet new colleagues..... Craigslist is like the Hotel California. You can check in any time you like but you can never leave.... Ok for those who have no idea what I'm referring to it's a song by the Eagles.. Hotel California... Aww never mind if I have to explain it it ain't worth it...lol
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Nice! That scores u bonus points!!!
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Pic he sends you
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What he really looks like
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Your colleague is currently on craigslist hitting the refresh button looking for your ad.
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BigZ where did you get my photo!
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Well, I have this thing... with legs and heals..... makes me do all kinds of dumb things... like spending 3 hours posting my ab routine. Other than that, I'm sane, and highly educated. I can also fix pretty much anything involving electronics, and I like to walk around the house naked.
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Ok I lied about the the therpist thing,plus my mental health evaluation might be a little shakey also,But on a positive not I would score at least a 5.2 on scale of 1 to 10 in the looks department.LOL
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I offered her a sponge bath yesterday!And queue up gents, I was here fist to call dibs
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Haha..In a garden scaring off crows
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lollololol
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Surprised u didn't mental that u r skilled in Kegel instruction and coaching. Slipping Dan.
Ok I lied about the the therpist thing,plus my mental health evaluation might be a little shakey also,But on a positive not I would score at least a 5.2 on scale of 1 to 10 in the looks department.LOL
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Yes u did. Unprovoked and for no pay. Plz submit that mental health history. Lol
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I'm not slipping.... you're the one quoting the wrong people......
Plus.... I charge for Kegel exercise. This dik ain't free.....
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I know u and 405 got a thing going on over ABs. And he did post a pic but don't recall heels but then there was a pic of a guy in heels and it could have been 405...............
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I don't have a thing going on over abs, I already have abs. 405 is the one shaped like a sack of potatoes.I know u and 405 got a thing going on over ABs. And he did post a pic but don't recall heels but then there was a pic of a guy in heels and it could have been 405...............
Did I mention I'm also a doctor...
Last edited by dan991; 01-15-2013 at 01:11 PM.
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Dang dude nice ab development
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^^^ and he posted a sticker worthy thread in the fitness and lifting forums. It was very nicely done!!! Very organized with explanation and video links. Check it out CDP!!!
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On my way. I'd like to apply for the open position but if I get aroused I apologize if I dont get aroused its the deca
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I would be happy to do this for you free of charge. Pic of myself below.
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Dude I take it the cycle went wrong ;-)
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May I offer my formidable services to the young lady,.....
I also do pedicures and wet shaving ma'am
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I'd be careful dude.... GGR has been taking 1g of test a week and looks like this
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