Did he return the favor?Originally Posted by Bigshotvictoria
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Did he return the favor?
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I bang about 2 new chicks a week....Last week I got three new ones thursday, friday and saturday....winning
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Oh my god you guys are a riot!!
Some of you got it almost spot on...
We were in the back seat, I went down on her at first... Everything was okay. Then she mounts me, everythings going great, then she shifts positioning to lean back a bit and oh my god, BLOOD EVERYWHERE. She was on her period! I lost my hard on immediately. Sight of blood during sex is a turn off for me. I know some people like it but i'm not a fvcking vampire. Then she starts complaining:
"I don't get it, its just my period, it's natural. I don't understand why you lost your hard on."
Me: "Umm blood and sex don't mix for me, i'm not a fvcking vampire…"
Her: "But i've been with guys before who don't care, they fvcked me on my period."
Me: "Well that's not me, I can't get wood with blood spilling all over me, I can't believe you don't get it."
So, she got off of me aand there was blood ALL OVER THE BACK SEAT. It looked like a murder scene. Stained my god damn upholstry, and the next morning I had to use those STAIN REMOVER sticks on the seat. It took me 30 mins to totally rid it all. If a cop pulled me over on the way home that night and saw the back seat, i'd have been screwed. He would've thought I murdered someone and dumped the body.
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Btw does that define "red wings".
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You should have had some fun and put a knife under the seat and went to a car wash
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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Now red wing is eating her out on her period.
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Haha at least it didn't involve excrement lol not that bad tho, I understand ur personal preference but I can't say I hadn't just laid down a towel before and jumped in the shower after and not looked down lol
And to all ur other guys guesses....wow....
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Well technically I did, but there was no blood at the time.
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Hey Atomini is this her
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Not bad bro id hit it but only if she makes that face the whole time
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how did the blood taste
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Natures lube, keep going.
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I always thought tears were the best lube.
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Idk, a frosty from Wendy's works pretty good...just sayin...
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that poor car.
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I was just told to "go fvck myself" does that count?
aka "JOB"
You guys are offensive to my sensative nature!
Female Member
lol... cold & sticky?
Awe... not something to be assumed. Glad you got it out of your seats!
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Better then raw and dry...Not that bad actually...I was surprised myself...
Oh the things you'll do in a pinch...
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Haha! Good to know
I supposed it would taste amazing too
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whats a blue waffle?
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Some thing are better left unsaid. Try google...
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Just a bonus
Haha! Good to know
I supposed it would taste amazing too
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oh shi7 oh shi7 gonna barf now im scarred for life gees im cringing
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this is effed up, why did i ask
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Lmao!!
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A little piece of me just died inside...
Female Member
OMG... how does that even happen? wow...
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I googled it too....smfh....
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Redemption
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Hey Atomini is this her
OH MY GOD!!!
I can't believe there is an internet meme picture of this exact scenario!! Wtf!!!
Oh, and, she went and said to me,
"WELL THATS WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE VISITED ME YESTERDAY INSTEAD, BECAUSE I WASNT ON MY PERIOD."
And I said "how the hell would I have known, and you cant expect me to shift school and work schedules just so we can have sex when you're not on you're period, and its one day out of the god damn month too"
But no, she was insistent that bloody sex should be no problem. I lost my hard on at the first sight and I EVEN TOOK A CIALIS THAT DAY IN ANTICIPATION FOR THE SEX!!
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Those look pretty nice
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I like the new girl.............her mind fits the rest of ours...........
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Agreed...maybe she needs to have a talk to lunk to desensitize his sensitivity
aka "JOB"
That's what showers are for...you dropped a few points in my book A. Just keep hittin it!
aka "JOB"
Hah...you got the rug rat on shakes....c'mon man! Whole food lol!
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Hey, this kids 1.5 years old and weighs 35 pounds. He's on plenty of whole foods. Those r bcaa's. we're implementing an intermittent fasting into his training. Lol
aka "JOB"
I'd suggest a light var only cycle lol!
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No no...no juice till 25...period
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