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  1. 01-18-2013, 08:49 AM #1
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    Last time you had sex was.....................

    .........and goats and chickens dont' count for you farm dudes out there. It has to be with someone else! And yes, they actually have to be alive to for you chaps at the funeral homes.
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    Last weekend, 6 days ago, in the back seat of my car which ended up a disaster and very disgusting. Not because it happened to be in the car, but something really gross happened. It's a really gross story, I don't think anyone will be interested in hearing...
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    I want to hear it!
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    Sounds like you earned your red wings ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Last weekend, 6 days ago, in the back seat of my car which ended up a disaster and very disgusting. Not because it happened to be in the car, but something really gross happened. It's a really gross story, I don't think anyone will be interested in hearing...
    Actually kinda curious now...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by goode80 View Post

    Actually kinda curious now...lol
    And this past Wednesday. 3 times, plus and extra bj with happy ending.
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    U let the cat out of the bag, now lets hear the whole story lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
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    3 hours and 15 minutes,on my way out of the house to go to work the wife had a itch that needed to be scratched.
    I said WTF you couldnt have told me 1/2 hour before,but I did my husbandly duty and got it done!
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  15. 01-18-2013, 09:36 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by goode80 View Post
    Actually kinda curious now...lol
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    U let the cat out of the bag, now lets hear the whole story lol
    No, you guys... you don't understand... I told a buddy of mine last night and normally NOTHING grosses him out. Half a sentence into the story and he was already saying "AW, DUDE.... NO! .... THATS GROSS!".
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    I tried to bang my gf last night and she did the but im tired routine then about 3 hours later she can't sleep I railed the S out of her til shes moaning and screaming sure the neighbors love that got her to cum then she slept the rest of the night. I said see don't you wish you had had me do that before we went to bed you could have gotten a good nights sleep.
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    Im guessing Atomi back doored her and a turd rolled out I had that happen once. Second guess you stuck it in and there was raspberry jam everywhere cause its that time of the month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Last weekend, 6 days ago, in the back seat of my car which ended up a disaster and very disgusting. Not because it happened to be in the car, but something really gross happened. It's a really gross story, I don't think anyone will be interested in hearing...
    lol stop baiting us and get on with it!! What'd she do... shit all over the car? You were eating her out in the dark, turned on the lights and it looked like you were eating cherry pie? What happened?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrice75 View Post
    lol stop baiting us and get on with it!! What'd she do... shit all over the car? You were eating her out in the dark, turned on the lights and it looked like you were eating cherry pie? What happened?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Last weekend, 6 days ago, in the back seat of my car which ended up a disaster and very disgusting. Not because it happened to be in the car, but something really gross happened. It's a really gross story, I don't think anyone will be interested in hearing...
    You picked up this "chick" on Craigslist..... got her panties off....and she had a dik...... bigger than yours.... That's my official guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    a sausage link?
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    You picked up this "chick" on Craigslist..... got her panties off....and she had a dik...... bigger than yours.... That's my official guess.
    Bahahaha he reached down her pants (after lots of heavy making out) to find a BIG TREE TRUNK and sagging onion bag!
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    Wait... this wasn't on one of those ambien nights of yours was it? If so... I'm sure you did some nutty stuff.... like have her shit on your chest or something. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini

    No, you guys... you don't understand... I told a buddy of mine last night and normally NOTHING grosses him out. Half a sentence into the story and he was already saying "AW, DUDE.... NO! .... THATS GROSS!".
    She dropped a deuce
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Wait... this wasn't on one of those ambien nights of yours was it? If so... I'm sure you did some nutty stuff.... like have her shit on your chest or something. LOL
    Omfg can you imagine? Shit happened (both literally and figuratively lol) that poor Atomini doesn't even remember. Just out of curiosity - your anus wasn't sore the next day, was it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    She dropped a deuce
    HE....... Dropped a deuce.......
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    They both dropped deuces on each others chests... and then he smeared it all over him because it felt oh so good on Ambien.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    HE....... Dropped a deuce.......
    Maybe the dude was feeling very relaxed with Ato and accidentally shit all over his own cock and balls...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    Blue waffle?
    I just puked thinking about it!
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    OK...........new thread..........we should all share our gross stories with gearbox's wife..........
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