.........and goats and chickens dont' count for you farm dudes out there. It has to be with someone else! And yes, they actually have to be alive to for you chaps at the funeral homes.
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.........and goats and chickens dont' count for you farm dudes out there. It has to be with someone else! And yes, they actually have to be alive to for you chaps at the funeral homes.
Anabolic Member
Tuesday.
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
Blowjob last night.
Banned
Last weekend, 6 days ago, in the back seat of my car which ended up a disaster and very disgusting. Not because it happened to be in the car, but something really gross happened. It's a really gross story, I don't think anyone will be interested in hearing...
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
I want to hear it!
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Sounds like you earned your red wings ??
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Actually kinda curious now...lolOriginally Posted by Atomini
aka "JOB"
yesterday morning!
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And this past Wednesday. 3 times, plus and extra bj with happy ending.
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U let the cat out of the bag, now lets hear the whole story lol
Life is only stressful if you care!
Wednesday 1995
Anabolic Member
I see 1995 was a very good year!
Anabolic Member
3 hours and 15 minutes,on my way out of the house to go to work the wife had a itch that needed to be scratched.
I said WTF you couldnt have told me 1/2 hour before,but I did my husbandly duty and got it done!
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40 min ago
Banned
No, you guys... you don't understand... I told a buddy of mine last night and normally NOTHING grosses him out. Half a sentence into the story and he was already saying "AW, DUDE.... NO! .... THATS GROSS!".
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I tried to bang my gf last night and she did the but im tired routine then about 3 hours later she can't sleep I railed the S out of her til shes moaning and screaming sure the neighbors love that got her to cum then she slept the rest of the night. I said see don't you wish you had had me do that before we went to bed you could have gotten a good nights sleep.
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Im guessing Atomi back doored her and a turd rolled out I had that happen once. Second guess you stuck it in and there was raspberry jam everywhere cause its that time of the month.
~VET~ Extraordinaire~
last night
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
AR's Diet Pimp! ~HOF~
lol stop baiting us and get on with it!! What'd she do... shit all over the car? You were eating her out in the dark, turned on the lights and it looked like you were eating cherry pie? What happened?
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cherry pie hahahahhaha
~VET~ Extraordinaire~
a sausage link?
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
Anabolic Member
You picked up this "chick" on Craigslist..... got her panties off....and she had a dik...... bigger than yours.... That's my official guess.
AR's Diet Pimp! ~HOF~
Bahahaha he reached down her pants (after lots of heavy making out) to find a BIG TREE TRUNK and sagging onion bag!
Anabolic Member
Wait... this wasn't on one of those ambien nights of yours was it? If so... I'm sure you did some nutty stuff.... like have her shit on your chest or something. LOL
- MONITOR -
She dropped a deuce
Banned
This morning.
AR's Diet Pimp! ~HOF~
Omfg can you imagine? Shit happened (both literally and figuratively lol) that poor Atomini doesn't even remember. Just out of curiosity - your anus wasn't sore the next day, was it?
Productive Member
Yesterday at lunch.
Banned
HE....... Dropped a deuce.......
Anabolic Member
They both dropped deuces on each others chests... and then he smeared it all over him because it felt oh so good on Ambien.
~VET~ Extraordinaire~
Blue waffle?
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
AR's Diet Pimp! ~HOF~
Maybe the dude was feeling very relaxed with Ato and accidentally shit all over his own cock and balls...
Anabolic Member
I just puked thinking about it!
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Last night
Beach Bodybuilder ~Elite-Hall of Fame~
Ato, was there some tarmaccing going on?
Last edited by Back In Black; 01-18-2013 at 09:15 AM.
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Last night
And hello what's this gross story. My wife is all interested also
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
ATo did she poo?
Banned
OK...........new thread..........we should all share our gross stories with gearbox's wife..........
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This morning. Twice. My forearm is exhausted.
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I'm ****in dyin after reading all these replies
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