Weirrd places you've had sex.....................................?

**Times Roman** · 01-18-2013, 08:57 AM

I had a girlfriend in Germany. she would love to go to the gardens at the castle in Karlsrue. We were walking along the sidewalk, next to a large building, and suddenly she grabs my hand and pulls me into the bushes. There is this little "gardner" gap between the bushes and the building to help them trim the bushes in the back. She gets down on her knees, undoes my pants, and proceeds to take care of business. I'm looking around, unsure of whether or not we are visible from the sidewalk. We were only three or four feet, maybe five, from the walkway. As she's going to town, people are walking by, oblivious to what is happening a mere few feet away. Shit, even Omah and Opah walked by having a conversation. Talk about a distraction! Eventually, she finishes me off and within mere moments, once again we are walking along on the sidewalk, hand in hand.

**Lunk1** · 01-18-2013, 09:01 AM

The more appropriate question...where HAVEN'T I had sex

**DSM4Life** · 01-18-2013, 09:01 AM

I had sex with a female on an open side street after leaving a club. Same as you, she pulled me to the side and started undoing my pants. People def saw us as they walked by but we kept going. It was pretty crazy but very exciting.

**Tron3219** · 01-18-2013, 09:02 AM

Backseat of a moving car in rush hour traffic...
Movie theater...
Restaurant...
Church...I know, I know...but it wasn't my fault...
Several historical places in rome along with an alley or two...oh and a bus....
At work...
At her work...
Now that I think about it...pretty much anytime we have a free few extra minutes wherever we are lol

**bikeral** · 01-18-2013, 09:12 AM

I took a girlfriend to the peep shows on 42nd in the 80's paid the quarter so the show girls could watch us.

**diesel101** · 01-18-2013, 09:13 AM

Long story made short, on top of a propane tank in my neighbors back yard

**Soar** · 01-18-2013, 09:17 AM

Two weirdest for me:

At the club during a Halloween pub crawl in a bathroom stall as we're both dressed like Vikings...

Another was in the mountains in the back of my exs matrix with the hatch open laying it to her doggy as a train drove by.

**Times Roman** · 01-18-2013, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by bikeral

I took a girlfriend to the peep shows on 42nd in the 80's paid the quarter so the show girls could watch us.

I get it. You had to pay to have someone watch you? =)

**dan991** · 01-18-2013, 09:19 AM

Sheriff's Dept.... in the bathroom.... waiting to bail a friend out of jail that got arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct.

**diesel101** · 01-18-2013, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by dan68131

Sheriff's Dept.... in the bathroom.... waiting to bail a friend out of jail that got arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct.

Classic,but it doesnt count if you were by yourself.LOL

**milky01623** · 01-18-2013, 09:26 AM

In a proper red telephone box,

Back seat of a London bus
In the school canteen

**gixxerboy1** · 01-18-2013, 09:28 AM

in a club,
strip bar,
clothing store dressing rooms
gym
tanning salon
beach
hood of a car on the street
in the ocean with everyone around.
hotel pool with people around

**-Ender-** · 01-18-2013, 09:28 AM

pennsylvania

**dan991** · 01-18-2013, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by diesel101

Classic,but it doesnt count if you were by yourself.LOL

I wasn't, I was with some girl I met that night at the bar. We were actually leaving the bar to go and continue drinking at her place when my friend stumbled out behind us and decided that he wanted to start calling the women walking in fat pigs and bull dykes; which in turn got the attention of the cops walking by. He got arrested so we went and had a few drinks at the bar next door. Went to the Sheriff's Dept. to go bail him out and they wouldn't release him until he blew under .08 so after sitting in the lobby of the County Jail for 3 hours we got bored. She went up to go to the bathroom and told me to follow her in 2 min after she went in.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-18-2013, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

pennsylvania

Freak

**The Bear 79** · 01-18-2013, 09:47 AM

Hood of my truck in a parking garage.
Playground.
Haunted house. (Halloween)
Haunted trail.

Oh.........& a church............but that was Trons fault.................

**The Bear 79** · 01-18-2013, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

pennsylvania

That made me laugh out loud..........

**Back In Black** · 01-18-2013, 09:56 AM

Grimsby. Also the smelliest!

**Tron3219** · 01-18-2013, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by The Bear 79

Hood of my truck in a parking garage.
Playground.
Haunted house. (Halloween)
Haunted trail.

Oh.........& a church............but that was Trons fault.................

Was not! U totally initiated it! Freak

**Bigshotvictoria** · 01-18-2013, 10:09 AM

Roof of a school (not during school hours)
In the trail behind my high school
in a lake, it's an old quarry that hit an underground river and filled. It's all limestone, with the water a 5 foot drop from the lakeside. there were people right above us, but couldn't see
In a tree hole still strapped into our snowboards. I a tiny boat bathroom on a party boat with a line of people waiting to get in.
Behind some boulders, the beach at Tulum

**Armykid93** · 01-18-2013, 10:09 AM

Lol what's with all the sex threads TR? You up your test recently?

**Capebuffalo** · 01-18-2013, 10:32 AM

Anyone said your moms house yet?

**milky01623** · 01-18-2013, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by SteM

Grimsby. Also the smelliest!

Dude no need
R u sure it was a she?

**Rwy** · 01-18-2013, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

pennsylvania

BAHAHAAA lol

**Rwy** · 01-18-2013, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Anyone said your moms house yet?

we are waiting for lunk to chime in with that one

**Capebuffalo** · 01-18-2013, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Rwy

we are waiting for lunk to chime in with that one

Be sure and tell him I left a dollar for his lunch on the night stand when I left.

**Back In Black** · 01-18-2013, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by milky01623

Dude no need
R u sure it was a she?

She asked me to kiss her where it smells. So I took her to Grimsby. Was that wrong?!

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-18-2013, 10:44 AM

I had an opportunity in the pool but it would have been breaking the house rules we all agreed to so we wouldn't be sipping jizz and vadge juice when we're swimming. One time I had sex standing up with a girl in a closet. It was hot and passionate and I loved it. I had a decent stroke for a standing position I had never done before but it wasn't fast by any means. I was shocked to find out months later that she was so turned on by the atmosphere of it she actually had an orgasm in the 2 or 3 minutes or so we were going at it.

**milky01623** · 01-18-2013, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by SteM

She asked me to kiss her where it smells. So I took her to Grimsby. Was that wrong?!

Ooooosssshhhhh
How goes it chubby

**Back In Black** · 01-18-2013, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by milky01623

Ooooosssshhhhh
How goes it chubby

85% and rising

**JAB1** · 01-18-2013, 11:30 AM

Behind the front desk of a hotel with the girl working. Right on the floor behind the desk, not in a back room. Worst part was her boyfriends brother walked in on us(employee housing was attached to hotel). I was an asshole in my younger dasys. Poor guy was heartbroken, but to soft to say anything to me. My best friend stole his longtime gf that he brought from out of state, then he dates this girl and I bang her on the floor of her work. ugh, I guess I got some repenting to do........

**milky01623** · 01-18-2013, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by SteM

85% and rising

Good u owe me a training session lol
Txt me;-)

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-18-2013, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by JAB1

Behind the front desk of a hotel with the girl working. Right on the floor behind the desk, not in a back room. Worst part was her boyfriends brother walked in on us(employee housing was attached to hotel). I was an asshole in my younger dasys. Poor guy was heartbroken, but to soft to say anything to me. My best friend stole his longtime gf that he brought from out of state, then he dates this girl and I bang her on the floor of her work. ugh, I guess I got some repenting to do........

Thats pretty bad dude just sayin

**dan991** · 01-18-2013, 11:48 AM

Bah... I fvcked a friends mom back in the day.

**S&S_ShovelHead** · 01-18-2013, 11:49 AM

In a hot spring with tons of ppl around
In a park right next to a busy road (at night)
In a elementary school (after school hours but full of adults)
On the shoulder of the highway with our legs hanging out the back door facing traffic
In a hotel bed with 2 other ppl passed out in the same bed and 3 other ppl passed out in the bed right beside it

**--->>405<<---** · 01-18-2013, 12:07 PM

crowded american eagle dressing room
movie theater (28 days later)
driving down the highway (i was driving)
golf course back nine bathroom (between holes)
golf course green
golf cart
hundreds of times in the car ranging from random parking lots to parking garages. got pulled over one time (LOL) we had been out to dinner and i drank a couple pitchers of margaritas by myself and we decided to get it on at the end of a road in a new construction sub-division. well i had to piss so i get out of the car (after id finished) and was peeing butt naked when down the road in the distance i see car lights headed in my direction. no biggie. i keep peeing. well about halfway between where i originally saw the headlights and where i was currently butt naked taking a leak was a street light. when the car passed underneath the street light i noticed the car itself had lights on the roof!

by the time i get back in the car and tell the girl the car is a cop hes on us. my car is running but the lights are off. im still butt naked. when he gets like 100ft from us i turn the lights on and start driving. naturally he blue lights me and i have to pull over. (still butt naked now). the girl is also naked but scrambling for clothes. the cop gives me a few minutes so i put my clothes on.

when he comes to the window i say "we were just fixin to..." and he interrupts and says "i know what u were fixin to do!" LOL.. gets my license and hers. long story short he says if were gonna do that we need to get a room. as were driving off i look at my girlfriend (who is 16 yrs old by the way - im 23 at the time) and her sweater is on inside out and backwards so the tag is right below her chin!

needless to say i drove to another location and finished what i "was fixin to do!"

**lovbyts** · 01-18-2013, 01:50 PM

Oral and vag moving car multiple times. Picnic bench during the day in a rest stop. On the front porch of the gf's porch when her parents came home. Had a blanket over us. No didnt pull out. LOL

On a suspension rope bridge in Canada at point no point. On a boat, jetski and atv. In a room with 8 other people leaving little to the imagination. LOL. Back seat of the parents car while they are driving home from a family reunion with a girlfriend. On a train with a girl I meet 6hrs earlier.

I have not joined the kile high club yet.

**S&S_ShovelHead** · 01-18-2013, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Oral and vag moving car multiple times. Picnic bench during the day in a rest stop. On the front porch of the gf's porch when her parents came home. Had a blanket over us. No didnt pull out. LOL

On a suspension rope bridge in Canada at point no point. I have not joined the kile high club yet.

The capilano suspension bridge?

**lovbyts** · 01-18-2013, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by S&S_ShovelHead

The capilano suspension bridge?

Thats probably the one. Dont remember the name but I think there is only one there, right?

**S&S_ShovelHead** · 01-18-2013, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Thats probably the one. Dont remember the name but I think there is only one there, right?

Canada is a pretty big place beleive it or not. But I think I remember you saying something about being near me once (lower mainland of bc) if so then yea that's probably the one. Why right on the bridge though lol? The mood struck and it was just too far to walk to the forest?