Are you a *****?

**stpete** · 01-18-2013, 10:06 PM

Are you still living under you parents' money and lie to them? (For the young guys)

Do you lie to your girlfriend/wife about where you have been tonight?

Do you lie about making payments (to something) to cover your trips to "The Club?"

Do you have someone on the side you're "taking care of?"

If you're a true *****, i wanna hear your story!

Here's mine: I've been lying for 3 months about my AAS usage. It's 3 times more than she thought. And w/that came 2 other girlfriends. I'm a ***** for not telling her. True?

Your stories awaits:

**Tron3219** · 01-18-2013, 10:08 PM

True...

It's always best to be honest. I learned that the hard way. You'd be surprised at what she'd understand if she really loves you.

**Lunk1** · 01-18-2013, 10:08 PM

I get caught in every lie so I just don't bother!

**Soar** · 01-18-2013, 10:10 PM

I literally told my girlfriend I was going to get a booty call. She thought I was joking and laughed. At least I didn't lie...

**stpete** · 01-18-2013, 10:20 PM

Damn....

**stpete** · 01-18-2013, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I get caught in every lie so I just don't bother!

I'm still laughing..

**MuscleInk** · 01-18-2013, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by stpete

I'm still laughing..

Lunk's a man whore and his wife knows it so nothing comes as a surprise to her!

(He's a good shit and I've seen Mrs. Lunk. I know she keeps him in line)

**Tron3219** · 01-18-2013, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Lunk's a man whore and his wife knows it so nothing comes as a surprise to her!

(He's a good shit and I've seen Mrs. Lunk. I know she keeps him in line)

Mrs lunk! Haha

**< <Samson> >** · 01-18-2013, 10:29 PM

I will STFU here, I do way too much shady shit to list.

**stpete** · 01-18-2013, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Lunk's a man whore and his wife knows it so nothing comes as a surprise to her!

(He's a good shit and I've seen Mrs. Lunk. I know she keeps him in line)

LMAO...Seriously? He's a real *****!!!!

**likelifting** · 01-18-2013, 11:02 PM

I have a wife and a gf.

Wife knows everything about AAS.

GF does not.

I love women.

Not all of them, but when I run into one I like, I'm powerless. <--*****!

**Lunk1** · 01-18-2013, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by stpete

LMAO...Seriously? He's a real *****!!!!

She calls me a **** all the time

**stpete** · 01-18-2013, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

She calls me a **** all the time

^^^^ That was only 4 stars. doesn't count. haha..

**Atomini** · 01-18-2013, 11:07 PM

LMAO i've got LOTS of stories, but I aint posting them on here!

**Lunk1** · 01-18-2013, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by stpete

^^^^ That was only 4 stars. doesn't count. haha..

cause I'm just a little **** lol

**MuscleInk** · 01-18-2013, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by stpete

^^^^ That was only 4 stars. doesn't count. haha..

That's because the 5 star names she calls him are rated-R.

**stpete** · 01-18-2013, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Atomini

LMAO i've got LOTS of stories, but I aint posting them on here!

Not acceptable!! I'm always looking forward to your posts and this is no different, my friend! haha...

**Armykid93** · 01-18-2013, 11:37 PM

In the same boat as lunk, always get caught in the lie with my wife So I don't even try anymore.

**wh1spa** · 01-19-2013, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Armykid93

In the same boat as lunk, always get caught in the lie with my wife So I don't even try anymore.

Honesty counts. Theres no need to lie.

**alex18** · 01-19-2013, 12:39 AM

My wife is pissed I won't buy her hgh too...

**lovbyts** · 01-19-2013, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I get caught in every lie so I just don't bother!

Hahahahaha. Hello brother. I SUCK at lying so I don't even bother. I can't lie to save my life and like you if I try it will be found out.

**MuscleInk** · 01-19-2013, 12:48 AM

I'm not even going to try messing with my wife!

**stpete** · 01-19-2013, 01:55 AM

hahaha...

**milky01623** · 01-19-2013, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by stpete

hahaha...

Dude u lied to me I thought I was the only one..,,,,, now I find out there's 3 you *****

**FONZY007** · 01-19-2013, 02:14 AM

I'm straight can't lie wife is in this board lol

**stpete** · 01-19-2013, 02:15 AM

hahaha....And w/ an avi like that.....Milky?

**stpete** · 01-19-2013, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by FONZY007

I'm straight can't lie wife is in this board lol

OK, who's the wife?

**FONZY007** · 01-19-2013, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by stpete

OK, who's the wife?

Minnie_mouse

**gixxerboy1** · 01-19-2013, 07:05 PM

I have no side piece.
But my girl knows all my shit. She doesnt ask dosages or anything. She doesnt care or understand.
But she knows all my hustles and side shit.
She doesnt care if i goto the club or someplace, i dont need to lie

**lovbyts** · 01-20-2013, 12:05 AM

As said I dont lie but sometimes I wish I had done even 1/2 of what/who my wife thinks I have. lol

**alexISthrowed** · 01-20-2013, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I get caught in every lie so I just don't bother!

My gf reads me like a book! I cant lie anyways, she sees right through it. If i feel I need to lie about something to her I just don't do it. Ive always treated every girl like a dick until this one, but I've never given two shits about anyone else.

**wmaousley** · 01-20-2013, 02:10 AM

Its not cheating unless your married guys.......... if you arent gonna get it on with another chic, may as well sign the contract.

**MiNNiE_MOUSE** · 01-20-2013, 03:47 AM

Originally Posted by stpete

OK, who's the wife?

I'm the wife

LoL married to fonzy007 !! :-) hehehe

**lovbyts** · 01-20-2013, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by MiNNiE_MOUSE

I'm the wife

LoL married to fonzy007 !! :-) hehehe

Damn talk about keeping track of your man.

Naaa all good and it's nice to see more than one relationship like that.

**Honkey_Kong** · 01-20-2013, 07:46 AM

I don't lie to my GF at all. I mean, I don't go to the strip club either, so I have no need to lie to her about money I dropped there. And I don't have anyone on the side. I might joke around on here a bit, but she's all I ever wanted. If I wanted to stray, I just wouldn't be with her. That's what I don't get about cheaters. Why?

**lovbyts** · 01-20-2013, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

I don't lie to my GF at all. I mean, I don't go to the strip club either, so I have no need to lie to her about money I dropped there. And I don't have anyone on the side. I might joke around on here a bit, but she's all I ever wanted. If I wanted to stray, I just wouldn't be with her. That's what I don't get about cheaters. Why?

Agreed. All my fun has been before or after a relationship, never during. Well I mean never without her being involved anyways so it was still on the up and up.

**alexISthrowed** · 01-20-2013, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

I don't lie to my GF at all. I mean, I don't go to the strip club either, so I have no need to lie to her about money I dropped there. And I don't have anyone on the side. I might joke around on here a bit, but she's all I ever wanted. If I wanted to stray, I just wouldn't be with her. That's what I don't get about cheaters. Why?

I feel the same way! If I just wanted to bang randoms I would stay single. I love my girlfriend and have no desire to sleep with anyone else whatsoever. If I ever felt like I wanted to go bang a few on the side I obviously don't love her anymore and would break up with her. I have a few friends who always cheat with no guilt and I think there's some sort of psychological damage there. Just like a chick with daddy issues. Dr. Alex approved.

**likelifting** · 01-20-2013, 09:08 AM

Ok, whats the topic of this thread again?

**thegodfather** · 01-20-2013, 11:28 AM

I find its best to keep broads in the dark most of the time, I've not met many broads in my life you can tell your business to, that will not at some future point be used against you for <insert totally irrational reason here>., especially the gear shit, once you have a fight and they know you're on gear, it HAS to be the damn gear. Its bullshit!

As for the lying, if I'm in a committed relationship I don't cheat....However, when im NOT in a relationship, I'm having sex with multiple girls as booty calls, and I let them know what the situation is, that I am "fun," not here for a relationship, and the moment things stop being fun, we stop f**ing.... At one time I had 6 broads on the hook, who were what I'd call consistent F-buddies or really close friends that F**ked....There was days I'd hit 1, 2, or 3, in the same day....Weeks I would bang out one for each day of the week, minus whatever the 7th day was cuz there was only the 6 broads... Of course one of the broads started to get attached after a while and had to cut her loose...That honesty policy worked really well for me, no secrets, and no one could claim they were led on...In retrospect though, even IF you're honest, the broad will still paint you as being the asshole cuz she didnt get what she wanted outa you.

**Rwy** · 01-20-2013, 11:50 AM

I am a delayed truth teller. Starts out as a lie but the truth always comes out. Like last night I lost 500 at the casino with her right next to me and I said I lost 200

I lie about stupid shit all the time but the truth always comes out