LOL funniest story going to the store tonight

So tonights the last night chicken breasts are 1.99 a pound and I have work for the rest of the week/end so I take my dog and my older car that everyone seems the need to disrespect and act like they're the king of the road because they have a nicer car (yes I notice this as I drive a new mustang gt convert with chrome rims, loud etc etc that 9/10 people don't try to pass me or stair at me)

So i'm in my gas saver ford escort 1994 standard and there is this 30 year semi fat/built/manlet guy infront of me in a civic going 25 in a 35 and the roads are completely empty, we're pulling up to a stop sign and I signal to go left and he signals right and I'm like okay I'll just go straight since I wont have to be behind this slow driver, as there is enough room for me to pull up beside him to go straight since he is taking a right, he doesn't like that and slams his brakes on and stairs at me with his head turned 180 degrees so I look back and he notices i'm a lot bigger as his eyes widen and he starts to turn right while looking at me the whole time, i'm stopped at the stop sign and watching him and this guy acts like he is going to do a U turn in the middle of a right turn and this idiot slams into the curb, half the car catches some air while the right side of the car/tires are on the curb and he ramps off the curb sounded like he hit/scraped his side skirt, see the car rolling for a second and he corrects his civic which is halfway sideways in the street and hauls ass going right


Couldn't stop Loling for the past twenty minutes just thought I would share, keep your eyes on the road, all I can say he is lucky he hit the curb in the process of trying to do a U turn as if he's going to fallow me/kick me ass, I would have beat the hell out of him if he made the U turn and fallowed me as soon as he was behind me.

fast brahs fast

Cool story bro!

eww a mustang gt im mirin

what

The way you tell a story is amazing. Your attention to detail is fantastic. Your use of the English language is near perfect. I feel as though I am riding in the car with you. And the way you spin the tail making the reader wonder what will happen next is near flawless. You my friend. If I may be so presumptuous as to call you friend, have missed your life's calling. Kudos to you.

Lol love it when knobs make themselves look stupider

hahahahaha. :lame:

Another quality thread by pleasehalp

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Originally Posted by Shsm

Another quality thread by pleasehalp

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X2 lol you've dug yourself a hole you can't seem to get out of dude

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Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

The way you tell a story is amazing. Your attention to detail is fantastic. Your use of the English language is near perfect. I feel as though I am riding in the car with you. And the way you spin the tail making the reader wonder what will happen next is near flawless. You my friend. If I may be so presumptuous as to call you friend, have missed your life's calling. Kudos to you.

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My thoughts exactly.

You lost me at "Civic"

Couldn't be better unless Levar was reading it good job bro

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SWtde0o_B5...ng+rainbow.jpg

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Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Couldn't be better unless Levar was reading it good job bro

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I'm more of a Morgan Freeman guy. He could have narrarated the sh*t out of this story.

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Originally Posted by jasc

I'm more of a Morgan Freeman guy. He could have narrarated the sh*t out of this story.

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Damn straight.

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Originally Posted by jasc

I'm more of a Morgan Freeman guy. He could have narrarated the sh*t out of this story.

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James Earl Jones

hey halp ur trying way too hard man.. just be urself without trying to look cool or impress people with stories.. people will value that a lot more. a mustang gt convertible with rims is not something most grown ups are gonna be impressed by..

i tell u what is more impressive than a nice car is someone confident enuff to be himself without worrying about how he will be received by everyone else. in reality who gives a crap how everyone else sees u as long as ur happy and u try to do the right thing by others man!

i guess it takes a little more maturity to figure this stuff out. man i must be getting old! LOL...

im not trying to be mean or critical either. but reading ur posts makes me cringe because i see how u misunderstand what people actually care about.. life as a grown-up is not about looking cool. its about making the most of it and helping as many people do the same along the way and enjoying the ride and dodging the potholes! (as best u can)..

and a bunch of other stuff too :) just thought id throw that out there..

Damn sloot!

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Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

hey halp ur trying way too hard man.. just be urself without trying to look cool or impress people with stories.. people will value that a lot more. a mustang gt convertible with rims is not something most grown ups are gonna be impressed by..

i tell u what is more impressive than a nice car is someone confident enuff to be himself without worrying about how he will be received by everyone else. in reality who gives a crap how everyone else sees u as long as ur happy and u try to do the right thing by others man!

i guess it takes a little more maturity to figure this stuff out. man i must be getting old! LOL...

im not trying to be mean or critical either. but reading ur posts makes me cringe because i see how u misunderstand what people actually care about.. life as a grown-up is not about looking cool. its about making the most of it and helping as many people do the same along the way and enjoying the ride and dodging the potholes! (as best u can)..

and a bunch of other stuff too :) just thought id throw that out there..

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Great Advice

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Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

hey halp ur trying way too hard man.. just be urself without trying to look cool or impress people with stories.. people will value that a lot more. a mustang gt convertible with rims is not something most grown ups are gonna be impressed by..

i tell u what is more impressive than a nice car is someone confident enuff to be himself without worrying about how he will be received by everyone else. in reality who gives a crap how everyone else sees u as long as ur happy and u try to do the right thing by others man!

i guess it takes a little more maturity to figure this stuff out. man i must be getting old! LOL...

im not trying to be mean or critical either. but reading ur posts makes me cringe because i see how u misunderstand what people actually care about.. life as a grown-up is not about looking cool. its about making the most of it and helping as many people do the same along the way and enjoying the ride and dodging the potholes! (as best u can)..

and a bunch of other stuff too :) just thought id throw that out there..

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Well said :)... A 5 paragraph long advice don't come free nowadays halp... Take this and put some thought to it.

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Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

hey halp ur trying way too hard man.. just be urself without trying to look cool or impress people with stories.. people will value that a lot more. a mustang gt convertible with rims is not something most grown ups are gonna be impressed by..

i tell u what is more impressive than a nice car is someone confident enuff to be himself without worrying about how he will be received by everyone else. in reality who gives a crap how everyone else sees u as long as ur happy and u try to do the right thing by others man!

i guess it takes a little more maturity to figure this stuff out. man i must be getting old! LOL...

im not trying to be mean or critical either. but reading ur posts makes me cringe because i see how u misunderstand what people actually care about.. life as a grown-up is not about looking cool. its about making the most of it and helping as many people do the same along the way and enjoying the ride and dodging the potholes! (as best u can)..

and a bunch of other stuff too :) just thought id throw that out there..

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What? I am being myself, I was riding to the store and told a story of what happened.
I was stating the fact I have a nicer car and noticed driving a different car the dis respect people have on the roads or feeling as if they own the road owning nicer cars (even a new civic owner)

But thanks I'll be sure to leave out the chrome rims and loud exhaust etc etc, I forget going into detail on forum=showing off/looking cool.


Srs



semi srs:1hifu:


jk you no you my 2nd favorite moderator thanks for the info

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Damn sloot!

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Ahh. How to sloot a sloot.

AHAHA thats classic, thats what he gets for going slow (cant stand ppl who go slow in a area which is clearly marked to go faster) and for also attempting to be a hero.

If only I knew how to post a GIF in here, but alas I dont... so I have to put in the link... If anyone does know how to post a GIF please let me know.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...012/12/wat.gif

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...013/01/wtf.gif

aaaand the last one.

http://imgur.com/gallery/y0pxU

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Originally Posted by pleasehalp

What? I am being myself, I was riding to the store and told a story of what happened.
I was stating the fact I have a nicer car and noticed driving a different car the dis respect people have on the roads or feeling as if they own the road owning nicer cars (even a new civic owner)

But thanks I'll be sure to leave out the chrome rims and loud exhaust etc etc, I forget going into detail on forum=showing off/looking cool.


Srs



semi srs:1hifu:


jk you no you my 2nd favorite moderator thanks for the info

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people dont stare at you because you have a mustang gt with chrome rims. There stare at you because you're a tool who thinks they are the man in a mustang. nobody give a crap about a mustang.

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Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

people dont stare at you because you have a mustang gt with chrome rims. There state at you because your a tool who thinks the are the man in a mustang. nobody give a crap about a mustang.

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Hey. I don't appreciate you saying that. Oh wait you're right. Never mind.

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Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

people dont stare at you because you have a mustang gt with chrome rims. There stare at you because you're a tool who thinks they are the man in a mustang. nobody give a crap about a mustang.

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What? Are you crazy?

When I'm rollin in my 5.0, got the rag top down so my hair can blow, the girlies on standby, waitin just to say hi!

Did I stop? Hell NO! I just drove by!

ice ice baby, ice ice baby

Kept on pursuin to the next stop. Bust a left and im headn to the next block. The block was dead yo, so i continue to: A1A

BEACHFRONT AVENUE!!

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis, rock men, lovers drivin lamborghinis, jealous cuz im out getn mine shay with the gauge and vanilla with the nine!

Ready for the punks on the wall. The punks are actn nimble cuz theyr full of 8 ball. Gunshots rang out like a bell, i grabbed my nine all i heard was shells fallin to the concrete real fast, jump in my car, slammed on the gas..

Bumper to bumper the avenue is packed. Tryin to get away before the jackers jacked.. Police are on the scene, u know wat i mean..

They pass me up, confronted all the dope fiends.. If there was a problem yo ill solve it, chek out the hook while my deejay revolves it..

Ice ice baby!!

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ice ice baby, ice ice baby

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Rollin in my 5.0 did ya stop no I just kept on pursuin to the next block the block was dead yo so I proceeded to A1A beachwood avenue

http://www.imcdb.org/i357174.jpg

This may have turned out to be one of the best threads ever lol

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This may have turned out to be one of the best threads ever lol

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agreed