Lunks Love Advise!

[Lunk1]

I wonder how he is going to respond to providing this information? Could be a deal breaker with the scrutiny.

I meant the part where I said video chatting being the next step. Not Capes background check lol!

[Capebuffalo]

Wow. More than expected.
Lunk. Anything more???

I'm just looking out

I'm kidding. You're a great judge of people. If you like him he's good with me.

[Zodiac82]

an $800 coat sounds promising.

Sorry lunk, couldn't resist.

lol....

[GirlyGymRat]

I'm just looking out

I'm kidding. You're a great judge of people. If you like him he's good with me.

I wish I had known this BEFORE I sent the email :/

[Zodiac82]

My supplier it out. He says I buy too much at a time. Sometimes I like to Chloroform myself in a club and see what happens.

lol kinda teared up on that one

[kelkel]

I'm done watching Ole Yeller and crying.....

Damn GGR. One lucky guy!

[kelkel]

friggen double post.....wtf

[dan991]

Are you done double posting too?

[Zodiac82]

Dear Lunk....I wanna do somethin different this time for my fiancée....flowers and cards are cliche and we go out to eat every couple of weeks....any ideas on somethin that would be creative or out of the norm

[-Ender-]

As Valentines Day approaches I have no doubt so many of you cupid want a be's will have all sorts of questions, issues and complaints. Since I am always giving the perfect answers when it comes to everyones relationship woe's, I thought I would just start a thread that gives you all the oppurtunity to ask the relationship questions you have been pondering on.

This advise is so spot on that I gaurantee to mend broken relationships and better the ones you currently have! Go ahead...don't be afraid...no one will judge you....MUCH

Dear Lunk,
Is oral sex a good gift for Valentines Day?

[kelkel]

Are you done double posting too?

Just in case people didn't see it the first time....

[Lunk1]

Dear Lunk....I wanna do somethin different this time for my fiancée....flowers and cards are cliche and we go out to eat every couple of weeks....any ideas on somethin that would be creative or out of the norm

Depends on how mild or wild anything from a weekend get away at a B&B all the way to skydiving! At the end of the day staying away from cliche and thinking outside of the norm. box is what she wants! I can give you some ideas if I knew a bit more about her....

[Lunk1]

Dear Lunk,
Is oral sex a good gift for Valentines Day?

If you giving then yes! If thats an offer...my dance card is full

[Jaxon0408]

I am ready. This guy is sizzling hot but I don't have a web cam. And it's not the same ya know Anything else???

They sell plane tickets on kayak pretty cheap .

[GirlyGymRat]

They sell plane tickets on kayak pretty cheap .

Awh that's sweet of you. I am waiting on a response to the cape questions. Could be a game changer.

[Capebuffalo]

Awh that's sweet of you. I am waiting on a response to the cape questions. Could be a game changer.

Tell ya what. I will fly out meet him and report back. If you don't hear back from him don't worry. There was enough oxygen in there when I left.

[GirlyGymRat]

Tell ya what. I will fly out meet him and report back. If you don't hear back from him don't worry. There was enough oxygen in there when I left.

He's a pretty big guy. R u sure? Do u want to take another forum member with you. Can play good cop bad cop???

[Rwy]

Dear Lunk....I wanna do somethin different this time for my fiancée....flowers and cards are cliche and we go out to eat every couple of weeks....any ideas on somethin that would be creative or out of the norm

Maybe jump out at her in a full latex outfit? I am sure that would be different

[dan991]

He's a pretty big guy. R u sure? Do u want to take another forum member with you. Can play good cop bad cop???

I"ll go... its been a while since I've beat anyone half to death.

[Capebuffalo]

He's a pretty big guy. R u sure? Do u want to take another forum member with you. Can play good cop bad cop???

It usually works out bad cop worst cop. How big?

[Capebuffalo]

I"ll go... its been a while since I've beat anyone half to death.

Didn't you have a fight last night?

[dan991]

Didn't you have a fight last night?

Yea- and I lost. Now I'm cranky about it so I feel sorry for the next dude that I fight. I don't care how big this dude is... bring it.

[wh1spa]

An $800 coat sounds promising.

Sorry Lunk, couldn't resist.

Damnit i was asleep, i wanted to say something about the coat!!

How about a matching purse?

lmao

My supplier it out. He says I buy too much at a time. Sometimes I like to Chloroform myself in a club and see what happens.

Ill come and record it on my GoPro!

Absolutely not...as a matter of fact you have extra work on your hands. Prepare a nice picnic style meal for her and surprise her at work on her break. (providing that is allowed), if not then you had better have something nice prepared when she gets off!

Like... A towel?

Yea- and I lost. Now I'm cranky about it so I feel sorry for the next dude that I fight. I don't care how big this dude is... bring it.

Should have done more ab work..

[dan991]

Should have done more ab work..

Nah, my abs are just fine and that wouldn't have helped. My knee is hosed from all those squats in my younger years.

[ElDude]

Dear Lunk,

... I had to clean this post up, I definitely don't want to offend anyone!

[Capebuffalo]

Damnit i was asleep, i wanted to say something about the coat!!

How about a matching purse?





Ill come and record it on my GoPro!



Like... A towel?



Should have done more ab work..

Damn nice work wh1. Way to catch up. How are you. This dog is crazy smart. And crazy hard headed.

[dan991]

Dear Lunk,

My girlfriend will not let me stick my entire fist in her asshole, I want to make this valentines day super special, any advice?

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...y#.UQwq0B2Yu8A

[wh1spa]

Damn nice work wh1. Way to catch up. How are you. This dog is crazy smart. And crazy hard headed.

Heh, Yeah im pretty good bud. Busy one way or another,

Got my time table yesterday for uni finally.

Spoke to my boss, Dropped from 4 x 12 Hr Shifts (mon/thurs/fri/sat) to 3 x 12 hr shifts (tues/sat/sun) and i get paid more, how awesome is that?

Going to be a hectic few years ahead.

Its in the breed Cape. Did you meet the parents?
I strongly recommend that you start him at puppy school from roughly 12-14 weeks and consistently attend weekly until 6 months, with the amount of energy they have, if not trained properly, they will jump, get bored and get ridiculously excited over nothing without socialization.

[Lunk1]

Dear Lunk,

My girlfriend will not let me stick my entire fist in her asshole, I want to make this valentines day super special, any advice?

Yes....let her fist your ass for a super special valentine!

[Capebuffalo]

Heh, Yeah im pretty good bud. Busy one way or another,

Got my time table yesterday for uni finally.

Spoke to my boss, Dropped from 4 x 12 Hr Shifts (mon/thurs/fri/sat) to 3 x 12 hr shifts (tues/sat/sun) and i get paid more, how awesome is that?

Going to be a hectic few years ahead.

Its in the breed Cape. Did you meet the parents?
I strongly recommend that you start him at puppy school from roughly 12-14 weeks and consistently attend weekly until 6 months, with the amount of energy they have, if not trained properly, they will jump, get bored and get ridiculously excited over nothing without socialization.

Great new on the job. Yes meet the parents. Laid back low energy couch potato. The dad anyway. He is awesome though. I take him to work with me and he rides around in the truck with me. Hope to help socialize and I can work with off and on.

[wh1spa]

Great new on the job. Yes meet the parents. Laid back low energy couch potato. The dad anyway. He is awesome though. I take him to work with me and he rides around in the truck with me. Hope to help socialize and I can work with off and on.

Thats great that you are able to take him with you daily. I work in an office and only get to spend nights with him, and his sense of companionship is ridiculous already, sitting at the door every night waiting for me to get home and is over the moon when my car door shuts(can see me through the window).

You will create a ridiculous bond with him that will never be unbroken spending that much time with him.

Side note,
If you can handle it, I didnt get his nuts disconnected until 14 months, if your going to do it everyone recommends 6 months, but I wanted him to be fully developed before getting the chop.

[ElectraMaddox]

Well Dear Abby did die recently. Very recently.....

I seriously just busted out laughing

[ElectraMaddox]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...y#.UQwq0B2Yu8A

You're crazy and you make def make me laugh! Im such a serious person.

[songdog]

Dear Lunk,

My girlfriend will not let me stick my entire fist in her asshole, I want to make this valentines day super special, any advice?

Bro clean this up! This isnt the kind of talk we need here.There are some who may not like this.

[bdos]

Bro clean this up! This isnt the kind of talk we need here.There are some who may not like this.

His girlfriend lol..

[GirlyGymRat]

It usually works out bad cop worst cop. How big?

He's 6 two, 240 pounds. 8% bf i am guessing on the bf. his abs are striated and he doesn't do AB workout. He did the tough mudder in 2 hours 20 min but he said he cut to 220 for event. He's got long arms. Big hands. Former military with special ops.

[Capebuffalo]

He's 6 two, 240 pounds. 8% bf i am guessing on the bf. his abs are striated and he doesn't do AB workout. He did the tough mudder in 2 hours 20 min but he said he cut to 220 for event. He's got long arms. Big hands. Former military with special ops.

You want to date Bears brother. Well I'll be. Doesn't bother me. I live by a motto. Samuel Colt made all men equal.

[redz]

Ok here we go I got a good one, my gf is married and lives in Florida but me I'm in Canada so on V day should I send flowers and such to her house with a picture of us fooling around?

[wh1spa]

Ok here we go I got a good one, my gf is married and lives in Florida but me I'm in Canada so on V day should I send flowers and such to her house with a picture of us fooling around?

Yes, why would you even have second thoughts on this?

[Lunk1]

Ok here we go I got a good one, my gf is married and lives in Florida but me I'm in Canada so on V day should I send flowers and such to her house with a picture of us fooling around?

A video would be better but it's honestly not too bad! I would include something special she can use as well...perhaps a massage or a mani/pedi!