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  1. 01-31-2013, 09:29 PM #1
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    Lunks Love Advise!

    As Valentines Day approaches I have no doubt so many of you cupid want a be's will have all sorts of questions, issues and complaints. Since I am always giving the perfect answers when it comes to everyones relationship woe's, I thought I would just start a thread that gives you all the oppurtunity to ask the relationship questions you have been pondering on.

    This advise is so spot on that I gaurantee to mend broken relationships and better the ones you currently have! Go ahead...don't be afraid...no one will judge you....MUCH
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  2. 01-31-2013, 09:35 PM #2
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    Well Dear Abby did die recently. Very recently.....
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    Here is my advice. Valentines days is the easiest day to get laid if you are single. Girls are feeling sorry for themselves because they didnt get flowers or taken out to dinner. Truly is like shooting fish in a barrel
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Well Dear Abby did die recently. Very recently.....
    Somebody needed to take over for her old ass...did you 2 date lol? j/k

    I know you could use some love life advice lol!
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    Dear Lunk.... how do I get GGR to love me back?

    Dan
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Dear Lunk.... how do I get GGR to love me back?

    Dan
    Your question is simple Dan! To get you must first give. Respect, admiration, love, support or in your normal case...a hard time and creepyness!

    You get what you give!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Dear Lunk.... how do I get GGR to love me back?

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    An $800 coat sounds promising.

    Sorry Lunk, couldn't resist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Somebody needed to take over for her old ass...did you 2 date lol? j/k

    I know you could use some love life advice lol!
    True, only because I have no love life. Gonna go watch Old Yeller and cry myself to sleep soon. May be estrogen related....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shsm View Post
    An $800 coat sounds promising.

    Sorry Lunk, couldn't resist.
    lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    True, only because I have no love life. Gonna go watch Old Yeller and cry myself to sleep soon. May be estrogen related....
    I rec. Marley and me for a good high E2 cry (or even if it's in check)

    Remember buddy...you can't love if you don't love yourself...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    I rec. Marley and me for a good high E2 cry (or even if it's in check)

    Remember buddy...you can't love if you don't love yourself...
    Thought you were trying to help. That's a deal breaker....
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Thought you were trying to help. That's a deal breaker....
    If it's a consulation...I love ya you big sexy beast!
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    well this should be interesting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shsm View Post
    An $800 coat sounds promising.

    Sorry Lunk, couldn't resist.
    Nope... she has a shoe fetish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Nope... she has a shoe fetish.
    I would go so far as to say she has a shoe addiction!
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    Lunk theres some speculation that no real man could be as sensitive and sweet as you so I have a theory. Are you artificial intelligence created by the cast of queer eye for the straight guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper
    Lunk theres some speculation that no real man could be as sensitive and sweet as you so I have a theory. Are you artificial intelligence created by the cast of queer eye for the straight guy?
    I think he intentionally skips a few doses of his ai!!!

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    Did you mean "Advice"?

    Sorry, couldn't resist. Been a while since I messed with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Did you mean "Advice"?

    Sorry, couldn't resist. Been a while since I messed with you.
    I actually typed that just for you (believe it or not )
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    ^ lol. I believe it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Did you mean "Advice"?

    Sorry, couldn't resist. Been a while since I messed with you.
    Thats the American way of spelling it. lol
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    By the way 405, your back is looking roche bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    Thats the American way of spelling it. lol
    So it's a homonym in Canada?
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    So it's a homonym in Canada?
    Nope, not the same spelling. I believe it's a homophone.
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    Dear Abby...err... I mean Dear Lunky,

    I bought my squeeze (at the time) a box of chocolates for Valentines Day a couple of years ago and she opened them and then poked her finger into each chocolate looking for jewelry. I dumped her shortly after.

    She still contacts me and wants to get back together. What should I tell her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by likelifting View Post
    Dear Abby...err... I mean Dear Lunky,

    I bought my squeeze (at the time) a box of chocolates for Valentines Day a couple of years ago and she opened them and then poked her finger into each chocolate looking for jewelry. I dumped her shortly after.

    She still contacts me and wants to get back together. What should I tell her?
    I would hit it again and leave... but this is Lunk's thread so whatever....
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    ^^ lol

    Here's a genuine question Lunk my gf's working late that night and everything will be closed when she finishes does that mean im off the hook?
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    where can i take this girl out? she has a 19 month old girl (not mine) that she can't leave at home by her self lol..

    oh yea and it's my ex (the one with my name tattooed on her back lol.. well i think we are back together, i do see her everyday..)
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    Lets give this a try.

    I met a man online and we have been chatting, bantering back and forth, swapping pics. He seems like a very nice guy, someone I might like to know better. Appears we share a mutual appreciation. Bonus for me is this guy has a high hotness factor IMO. He values healthy lifestyle including lifting. Here's the problem. 1000 miles. I can't move, he can't move. What would the Lunk the love master recommend in this situation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
    Lets give this a try.

    I met a man online and we have been chatting, bantering back and forth, swapping pics. He seems like a very nice guy, someone I might like to know better. Appears we share a mutual appreciation. Bonus for me is this guy has a high hotness factor IMO. He values healthy lifestyle including lifting. Here's the problem. 1000 miles. I can't move, he can't move. What would the Lunk the love master recommend in this situation?
    I didn't think we were going public yet. . Yes Lunk please help.

    Just kidding. That's a stinky situation GGR. My advise would be to meet for a long weekend half way. With separate rooms and a chaperone ( me) and see what happens and how it feels. Long distance relationships are hard.

    Sorry Lunk. Please proceed
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    If Haz ... I mean a guy says he is straight, how can I still get him into bed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    I didn't think we were going public yet. . Yes Lunk please help.

    Just kidding. That's a stinky situation GGR. My advise would be to meet for a long weekend half way. With separate rooms and a chaperone ( me) and see what happens and how it feels. Long distance relationships are hard.

    Sorry Lunk. Please proceed
    Seems like a waste of $$$ on all those rooms?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    Seems like a waste of $$$ on all those rooms?!?
    Bad GGR. Just bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    If Haz ... I mean a guy says he is straight, how can I still get him into bed?
    Chloroform. Haven't we had this discussion before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Chloroform. Haven't we had this discussion before?
    My supplier it out. He says I buy too much at a time. Sometimes I like to Chloroform myself in a club and see what happens.
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    How can i get lara bingle Or natalie bassingthwaighte to let me bang them i would love for them to be the 59th and 60th feather on my cap. Im 24 185cm 95kg bf is around 12% i have a good tan and a sick mohawk to ratty full wog style bra. Im also a miner so im not poor. Please help!!!! I also got a new gt falcon supercharged and A worked fg xr6t ute. Birds love falcons..

    Ps my forearms and calfs have always been on the small side. So what should i do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life

    My supplier it out. He says I buy too much at a time. Sometimes I like to Chloroform myself in a club and see what happens.
    Laughing out loud at the gym. Very strange looks. That's pretty interesting. Will have to try that sometime. Lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    Bad GGR. Just bad.

    Maybe the two of you could share a room and then you decide if he's good for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat


    Maybe the two of you could share a room and then you decide if he's good for me.
    He's not
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Lets give this a try.

    I met a man online and we have been chatting, bantering back and forth, swapping pics. He seems like a very nice guy, someone I might like to know better. Appears we share a mutual appreciation. Bonus for me is this guy has a high hotness factor IMO. He values healthy lifestyle including lifting. Here's the problem. 1000 miles. I can't move, he can't move. What would the Lunk the love master recommend in this situation?
    Long distance friendships hardly work, let alone a relationship. If one of the party does make a commitment to move and give it a shot i see no reason as to why its not possible that it could work, at least from than u get an idea who your dealing with, also get to know the real guy you been talking, and not in a cyber manner. Vanity can has its down perks as im sure your well aware of. Yes as human beings we cannot help attraction for one another, its a tough one.

    In all serious i think your better off with me ggr why cause im



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