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    Anorexic-ey girl at gym

    Ok before I start typing I know how stupid this is going to come off but here goes. There is this anorexic-ey looking girl at gym who is very hot. She is probably 6'3" and blonde. She is not like african starvation anorexic. She might have ribs showing a little im not sure. She's just very very thin she's not like the ones you see where they look disgusting. What I need to know is if I talk to her is she going to have her head up her ass because shes a little out of my league and dont want to bother if shes going to pull one of her ribs out and start whipping me like a school boy with it. I have never talked to an anorexic-ey girl and am wondering if they are somewhat down to earth or if they think being 90 lbs makes them awesome cause thats not my type. She is frequently working out near me which makes me think she either thinks im cute or at least doesn't see me as a douche.

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    Only one way to find out.

    If she disses you she is clearly a lesbian anyway!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM View Post
    Only one way to find out.

    If she disses you she is clearly a lesbian anyway!
    SO TRUE

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM View Post
    Only one way to find out.

    If she disses you she is clearly a lesbian anyway!
    Haha! That's most certainly it!

    I would just say hello and make a general comment. If she replys politely chat her up a bit. If not she must be a lesbo

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM View Post
    Only one way to find out.

    If she disses you she is clearly a lesbian anyway!
    OMG.. when did you get a sense of humor?!?!?!




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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131

    OMG.. when did you get a sense of humor?!?!?!

    Always had it, it's just an acquired taste at times
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper
    Ok before I start typing I know how stupid this is going to come off but here goes. There is this anorexic-ey looking girl at gym who is very hot. She is probably 6'3" and blonde. She is not like african starvation anorexic. She might have ribs showing a little im not sure. She's just very very thin she's not like the ones you see where they look disgusting. What I need to know is if I talk to her is she going to have her head up her ass because shes a little out of my league and dont want to bother if shes going to pull one of her ribs out and start whipping me like a school boy with it. I have never talked to an anorexic-ey girl and am wondering if they are somewhat down to earth or if they think being 90 lbs makes them awesome cause thats not my type. She is frequently working out near me which makes me think she either thinks im cute or at least doesn't see me as a douche.
    Dude tell her to get her coat if she asks why tell her she's just pulled and your going home for sex....
    If she tells you go screw yourself she's 100% liver licker :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by milky01623

    Dude tell her to get her coat if she asks why tell her she's just pulled and your going home for sex....
    If she tells you go screw yourself she's 100% liver licker :-)
    That's never worked for you, be honest. Now, if you have the girl 10 pence to call her dad to tell him she won't be home tonight, that is a guaranteed line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM

    That's never worked for you, be honest. Now, if you have the girl 10 pence to call her dad to tell him she won't be home tonight, that is a guaranteed line.
    It did once!!!!
    In Rotherham mind you she said it to me and tbh if I'd said no I wouldn't be writing this now lol

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    If she is only 6'3" and only 90lbs, she must have a ass (and chest) like a 12 year boy......................

    CURVES PLEASE............................

    WOMAN = TITS, ASS, LEGS, HAIR (LONG)........................... Teeth are optional

    Example .............please refer to pic of Mrs. Papa Smurf I opted for teeth as wellAnorexic-ey girl at gym-me-wife.jpg
    Last edited by Papa Smurf; 02-05-2013 at 02:29 PM.

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    Give her this line and see what she does: "Fvck me if I'm wrong but aren't we having sex tonight?"

    If she smiles/laughs... you're in. If she gives you a disgusted look she's definitely a lesbian or too stuck up to be worth the effort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf View Post
    If she is only 6'3" and only 90lbs, she must have a ass (and chest) like a 12 year boy......................

    CURVES PLEASE.......................
    Amen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf View Post
    If she is only 6'3" and only 90lbs, she must have a ass (and chest) like a 12 year boy......................

    CURVES PLEASE............................

    WOMAN = TITS, ASS, LEGS, HAIR (LONG)........................... Teeth are optional

    Example .............please refer to pic of Mrs. Papa Smurf I opted for teeth as wellClick image for larger version. 

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    You don't look bad for an old dude...

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    chances are, if you think she is hot, others do as well... maybe try not hitting on her while she is training cause you may get a negative response for interupting her where as outside the gym may not illicit something negative.

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    just stare at her around machines and stuff dont say a word and when she looks back at you look away. do it for a few weeks. she will love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf View Post
    If she is only 6'3" and only 90lbs, she must have a ass (and chest) like a 12 year boy......................

    CURVES PLEASE............................

    WOMAN = TITS, ASS, LEGS, HAIR (LONG)........................... Teeth are optional

    Example .............please refer to pic of Mrs. Papa Smurf I opted for teeth as well<img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=133044"/>
    My wife is real curvey as well and I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    just stare at her around machines and stuff dont say a word and when she looks back at you look away. do it for a few weeks. she will love it
    Lol i'm not gonna lie this sounds creepy. Has this worked for you?

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    if she is that skinny you know she is hungry all the time,put some bacon around youre neck and she will come running!

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    Offer her a poptart and a handfull of oreo's ! Hell I'm so hungry...I'd Fuk ya for that!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armykid93 View Post
    Lol i'm not gonna lie this sounds creepy. Has this worked for you?
    I read what Standby said and im like "yeah that sounds like a good idea" then I read what Armykid said and almost spit my drink hahahahhahahah

    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Offer her a poptart and a handfull of oreo's ! Hell I'm so hungry...I'd Fuk ya for that!!!!
    Careful you will get DSM in here

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    You don't look bad for an old dude...
    I try and rep the over 50 group............................................. Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf View Post
    I try and rep the over 50 group............................................. Thanks
    Your girl is cute I mean not sure what the respectful lingo is but I uh.. yeah shes a beautiful woman I would do things to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Your girl is cute I mean not sure what the respectful lingo is but I uh.. yeah shes a beautiful woman I would do things to.
    Respectful lingo would be wife.................... and feel free to use the pic for some spank ta vision if needed......lol

    But thanks....... advice on finding a wife......young, beautiful, extremely large breasted, nice round booty............ as I stated before............ teeth are optional

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    HAHAHAHAH you mean a princess looking for a princess of course.. if she stands next to your monitor lol

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    Worst that can happen is she says no. More than likely she will be polite about it if she is rude then she's not worth the time anyways.

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    Or you could just start with small talk and drop in a I have to have surgery next week so Ill be out for a bit. When she ask why you tell her you have to have a small mole, that you have had since birth, removed from the top side of you penis. Because it causes too many orgasims for your partners. Its like a built in french tickler. She will definately want to try it out. LOL

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    Confidence: With it, you're beating women off with a stick. Without it, you're just beating off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804 View Post
    Or you could just start with small talk and drop in a I have to have surgery next week so Ill be out for a bit. When she ask why you tell her you have to have a small mole, that you have had since birth, removed from the top side of you penis. Because it causes too many orgasims for your partners. Its like a built in french tickler. She will definately want to try it out. LOL
    LOL Thats sooooooooooo sick bro I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! would a wart work? Na dought it Mole sounds better

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Confidence: With it, you're beating women off with a stick. Without it, you're just beating off.
    or............. you good beat off........... with confidence!

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    Then just think to yourSelf with confidence "damn I'm good at this"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Confidence: With it, you're beating women off with a stick. Without it, you're just beating off.
    Boom....knowledge dropped. Dan not only knows abs....but women as well.

    Confidence really is key. How do you think fat and/or feminine dudes get hot chicks!?
    Last edited by Armykid93; 02-05-2013 at 08:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armykid93 View Post
    Boom....knowledge dropped. Dan not only knows abs....but women as well.

    Confidence really is key. How do you think fat and/or feminine dudes like Dan get hot chicks!?
    $800 coats maybe??? Hello Dan

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    CDP, you should take some pics of her and post them on here. We'll tell you if she's worth going after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    CDP, you should take some pics of her and post them on here. We'll tell you if she's worth going after.
    X2......pics or it didnt happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by EyE View Post

    X2......pics or it didnt happen
    Best idea yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804 View Post
    $800 coats maybe??? Hello Dan

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteM View Post
    Only one way to find out.

    If she disses you she is clearly a lesbian anyway!


    In all honesty man, you got nothing to lose. If she does reject you dont feel disheartened at all, and by all means dont think just because that one 'anorexic woman' rejected you that all anorexic women are like that. It comes down to the individual persona, not what they look like. Be yourself, have a bit of confidence not too much obviously, and just be relaxed, than again some like the dorky nervous type, makes them comfortable and can come across as she can have a chat with u. Once you plant the seed, there is no telling after that how it will grow

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    L O V E those extra tall extra skinny blonds.
    The flat chest is okay in my book---even though I prefer MASSIVE racks.
    Something about that flat, prepubescent look drives me crazy.
    HIT IT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Remington View Post
    L O V E those extra tall extra skinny blonds.
    The flat chest is okay in my book---even though I prefer MASSIVE racks.
    Something about that flat, prepubescent look drives me crazy.
    HIT IT!
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