The Wish List.

[The Bear 79]

A friend of mine showed me this game on a forum he's a member of (not steroid related) I got a kick out of it, I thought I'd see how it flies here.

It's called "The Wish List"

Here's how it works: Someone posts a wish, someone grants that wish but attaches a "con" to having that wish granted, & then ends with a wish of his / her own (in the same reply / post).

Example:

*Wish* I wish life was easy.

*Reply (with quote)* Granted. Life is now a desperate middle aged drunk woman that hasn't been laid in over a year.

I wish.............................................. .................

If there's anything anyone doesn't understand, just ask.

PLEASE keep in mind, it's all in good fun / humor, no insult or harm intended, don't take ANY of it personal, foe example: the "desperate middle aged drunk woman that hasn't been laid in over a year". It's just a joke.

[The Bear 79]

I wish I didnt hav 2 shave anymor.

[Hoggage_54]

Granted. You now have Alopecia Universalis.

[Hoggage_54]

I wish beer had no calories.

[The Bear 79]

.................................................. .

[The Bear 79]

I wish beer had no calories.

Granted. The calories in beer r now called "no calories".

I wish my life was stress free.

[Times Roman]

Granted. You are now a 450 lb blob because nothing interests you or stimulates you... everything is the same.

I wish you all the best! =)

[The Bear 79]

Granted. You are now a 450 lb blob because nothing interests you or stimulates you... everything is the same.

I wish you all the best! =)

Granted. But now u liv in perpetual misery cuz all thats left is all the worst.

I wish I had a personal cook 2 follow me all day & feed me.

[stevey_6t9]

i wish i wasn't so good looking

[BG]

i wish i wasn't so good looking

Fail

[Ernst]

Granted. But now u liv in perpetual misery cuz all thats left is all the worst.

I wish I had a personal cook 2 follow me all day & feed me.

Granted. He's an orca-fat pedophile who likes to tell stories about his sexual fantasies, knows neither water nor soap, and all he knows how to make is alphabet soup.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[The Bear 79]

Granted. He's an orca-fat pedophile who likes to tell stories about his sexual fantasies, knows neither water nor soap, and all he knows how to make is alphabet soup.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. But its ALL pennies & u hav 2 carry it in ur a$$.

I wish gasoline was .99 a gallon again, & was 4ever locked in @ that price.

[The Bear 79]

i wish i wasn't so good looking

Granted. U now own a mirror & can c the truth (YIKES!!! Dont worry bro, there's always plastic surgery)

I wish I could fly an F-18 Hornet!

[stevey_6t9]

Granted. U now own a mirror & can c the truth (YIKES!!! Dont worry bro, there's always plastic surgery)

I wish I could fly an F-18 Hornet!

lmao you cheeky

[jimmyinkedup]

I wish gasoline was .99 a gallon again, & was 4ever locked in @ that price.

Granted...
But from this day forward every car you own will only get 3 miles to the gallon ....

[The Bear 79]

Granted...
But from this day forward every car you own will only get 3 miles to the gallon ....

Yeah, thats probably exactly how it would go 2.

I STILL wish I could fly an F-18 Hornet...............
*Remember, u hav 2 post a new wish after u grant a wish, thats how we keep the ball rollin.

[The Bear 79]

Alright I'd like to re-launch this & see if it floats this time, I've had a lot of fun with this thread on another forum & I think it can be quite fun here as well.

Refer to the post #1 for the rules / instructions, & the subsequebt posts that followed for examples............

[The Bear 79]

I wish being a douche bag was an incurable disease that ended in death.......

[Lunk1]

This is like Facebook...and I wish it wasn't lol~!

[The Bear 79]

This is like Facebook...and I wish it wasn't lol~!

Granted, it's now like the lounge at steroid .com, but you're condemned to post in this thread at least 5 times a day



I wish being a douche bag was an incurable disease that ended in death.......

[jasc]

I wish being a douche bag was an incurable disease that ended in death.......

Granted* But you are now a douche bag

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

[frank13]

wish Granted now zyzz is dead and there are 100 other people to take his place and be much bigger douche bags and annoy you to death

i wish i had a good job

[jasc]

wish Granted now zyzz is dead and there are 100 other people to take his place and be much bigger douche bags and annoy you to death

i wish i had a good job

Granted* You are now a gay stripper who makes $13 a shift

I wish junk food was healthy

[gixxerboy1]

wish Granted now zyzz is dead and there are 100 other people to take his place and be much bigger douche bags and annoy you to death

i wish i had a good job

Granted, but its mopping the floor at the peep show.

I wish i had a mc rib

[Lunk1]

Granted* But you are now a douche bag

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

Granted but now your the one hit wonder rapper that sang it lol!

[Soar]

Fail.

[Lunk1]

Granted, but its mopping the floor at the peep show.

I wish i had a mc rib

Granted but you have to share it with Dan

I wish Gixx was taller and a baller

[The Bear 79]

wish Granted now zyzz is dead and there are 100 other people to take his place and be much bigger douche bags and annoy you to death

i wish i had a good job

Granted, but the only "good job" left is as a fluffer for gay porn.................you're gonna need some lotion.........


I wish I would win the WSM title this year........

[Soar]

Granted but you have to share it with Dan

I wish Gixx was taller and a baller

Granted! We are now down one manlet...

I wish clothes were optional.

[jasc]

Granted, but its mopping the floor at the peep show.

I wish i had a mc rib

Granted* You are now thrown out of McDonalds for being a douche

I wish I was rich

[jasc]

Granted but now your the one hit wonder rapper that sang it lol!

lmao

wish?

[jasc]

Granted! We are now down one manlet...

I wish clothes were optional.

Granted* Clothes are now optional for men only

* I wish I had a Tank

[Soar]

Granted* You are now thrown out of McDonalds for being a douche

I wish I was rich

Granted, now you can fund a research project to prove one meal a day is optimal for BBing.

I wish I had a boat...

[jasc]

Granted but you have to share it with Dan

I wish Gixx was taller and a baller

Granted* But Gixx is now your father

I wish I had more wishes

[The Bear 79]

Granted, now you can fund a research project to prove one meal a day is optimal for BBing.

I wish I had a boat...

Granted, but the fits in your hand

I wish there were more days in the week.

[jasc]

Granted, now you can fund a research project to prove one meal a day is optimal for BBing.

I wish I had a boat...

Granted* You are now the captain of a Male only cruise ship

I wish prostitution was legal

[The Bear 79]

Granted* But Gixx is now your father

I wish I had more wishes

Granted, but every time you wish, you get sodomized..........

I wish the TV show Knight Rider would come back

[The Bear 79]

Granted* You are now the captain of a Male only cruise ship

I wish prostitution was legal

Granted, but now all prostitutes are 6' / 400 lbs

I wish I could see the look on your face when you order up an escort & one these big mama's shows up at your door

[Soar]

Granted, but now all prostitutes are 6' / 400 lbs

I wish I could see the look on your face when you order up an escort & one these big mama's shows up at your door

Granted, she arrived just in time for your stag!

I wish I didn't have to watch her grind on your lap...

[jasc]

Granted, but every time you wish, you get sodomized..........

I wish the TV show Knight Rider would come back

Granted* But Kit is now a Smart car and the Hoff has been replaced by Rosie O'Donnel

I wish you could buy AAS at Walmart