How do you deal with social activities...

[crazy mike]

quick hijack for a funny story.

my buddy got a new to him boat three years ago. went up to lake don pedro, and it was a "larger" boat. so anyways, his wife is driving, hauling ass, and I wink at my buddy, then jump off the boat going full speed (almost). Obviously, panic ensues. His wife is going freaking nuts, telling me not to do that again. So we are cruising again, hauling ass, so I wink at my buddy and once again i'm overboard. Talk about a rush! I do this 5 or six more times.

If you have never done this, you should try it if you like adrenaline rushes. Remember to tuck into a cannon ball, and be facing the back of the boat when you hit, and then you will be g2g.

Ha, real story. I grew up in Miami beach. Private Island with wealth so we all had boats, fast boats. One of the crazy thing we used to do was run right up close to the site seeing boats, fast as we go by 4 of us would bail out and the kast guy would duck so the tourists would think no one was left on board..haaa they would talk about some freaked out people leaning over the big boat ...crazy mike

[Capebuffalo]

i guess on the bright side, by having sex with yourself, you're always in the mood at the right time and you know what you like.......? =)

I had to rape myself last night. I feel so dirty

[crazy mike]

I had to rape myself last night. I feel so dirty

I'm always consenting...cm

[MuscleInk]

I had to rape myself last night. I feel so dirty

I sat naked in 10 gallons of milk......because milk does the body good.

Next time I'm throwing in some Oreo cookies!!!

[crazy mike]

I sat naked in 10 gallons of milk......because milk does the body good.

Next time I'm throwing in some Oreo cookies!!!

Will that help my prolactin level...c m

[Capebuffalo]

I sat naked in 10 gallons of milk......because milk does the body good.

Next time I'm throwing in some Oreo cookies!!!

I say on my hand for 15 min till it was numb then used it to masterbate

I call it the stranger

[MuscleInk]

I say on my hand for 15 min till it was numb then used it to masterbate

I call it the stranger

HAW waxed her body and then got in a tub full of milk. She was smooth and creamy.

Then I jumped in and got a boner sitting in cold milk. Apparently tren us making me do weird shit.

[crazy mike]

What was this thread about ? dealing with social activities. Or was it masturbation. I haven't tried the mast thing socialy yet Is that better ? ...pretty crazy mike

[MuscleInk]

Will that help my prolactin level...c m

I don't know but the naked Asian girl in the tub of milk with me sure helped raise my testosterone !!!!!!!!!

[twitz]

Ok, got it - steer clear of social activities that include bad food and alcohol…

and have loads of sex. Get creative if you’re on your own

[MuscleInk]

What was this thread about ? dealing with social activities. Or was it masturbation. I haven't tried the mast thing socialy yet Is that better ? ...pretty crazy mike

I'm just as lost. All I can think about now is dipping Asian girls and Oreos in a tub of milk.

[MuscleInk]

Ok, got it - steer clear of social activities that include bad food and alcohol...

and have loads of sex. Get creative if you're on your own

That right there sums it nicely!

[Times Roman]

Ok, got it - steer clear of social activities that include bad food and alcohol…

and have loads of sex. Get creative if you’re on your own

much of the time I eat bad is when alchohol is involved.

[crazy mike]

That right there sums it nicely!

I agree. so are we done with the topic. I'm getting confused and the little guy is getting hard now, Ok I'll stop...crazy me

[crazy mike]

After all this I'm going to have to go back to someones new Avi pic on another thread...cm