Today was leg day at the gym and i was especially thirsty coming home............

**Times Roman** · 02-10-2013, 07:19 PM

..........so I started thinking of that ice chest full of beer left over from the party at my house the other day (superbowl). I'm thinking, yeah, that sounds about right, it's cold outside, they are in the ice chest outside, so they should be fairly cold. After having convinced myself this is the right course, I get home, open the ice chest, and instead of seeing about a case' worth of beer, all I see is stagnent water what used to be ice. Damn! I think my kid struck again! but he's out of town now with his GF. So i call him up, tell him how much i was looking forward to a beer from the ice chest, and if he knew where they might be. He's like... uh..... yeah, about that dad. See, you said I could have a few, so I was drinking them, and then i guess i forgot to save some for you.

So now I'm sitting here beerless, but wishing I had a beer. My kids pretty lucky I love him dearly, else next time i saw him he'd end up with an extra lump on his head.

**Soar** · 02-10-2013, 07:27 PM

I used to be that kid... Tried mixing some water in with my parents vodka one time. That didn't go by very well.

**Times Roman** · 02-10-2013, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by Soar

I used to be that kid... Tried mixing some water in with my parents vodka one time. That didn't go by very well.

my kid would hit my stuff. when I confronted him, he never lied, but told me the truth like a man. i didn't appreciate what he did, but i did appreciate his honesty and not ruining the rest of the bottle by watering it. in fact, my son has never really lied to me. pretty goood kid

**--->>405<<---** · 02-10-2013, 07:48 PM

why dont u just go to the store???

(duh)

**Times Roman** · 02-10-2013, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

why dont u just go to the store???

(duh)

cause then I'd buy a six pack and end up drinking the whole thing. If I buy it, I'll drink it. with the free beer left over in the ice chest, it's been sitting there, and for some psychological reason, just drinking one is ok with me

clear as mud?

**ElectraMaddox** · 02-10-2013, 07:58 PM

That's a great story

**Capebuffalo** · 02-10-2013, 08:03 PM

Ever drink a double deuce? Your making this way to difficult.

**--->>405<<---** · 02-10-2013, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Ever drink a double deuce? Your making this way to difficult.

yeh u can get the old 22 or the 40.. back when i drank i actually drank a 6 pack of 40's LOL..

**Capebuffalo** · 02-10-2013, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

yeh u can get the old 22 or the 40.. back when i drank i actually drank a 6 pack of 40's LOL..

22

Hello my name is 405

Hello 405. Lol

**--->>405<<---** · 02-10-2013, 09:36 PM

u lost me pal!

**Capebuffalo** · 02-10-2013, 09:39 PM

AA meeting. You standup and introduce yourself. Everyone says hello ( your name). Never mind.

**--->>405<<---** · 02-10-2013, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

AA meeting. You standup and introduce yourself. Everyone says hello ( your name). Never mind.

ahh gotcha.. i dont go to AA.. the Lord delivered me from my alcohol addiction!

**likelifting** · 02-10-2013, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

..........so I started thinking of that ice chest full of beer left over from the party at my house the other day (superbowl). I'm thinking, yeah, that sounds about right, it's cold outside, they are in the ice chest outside, so they should be fairly cold. After having convinced myself this is the right course, I get home, open the ice chest, and instead of seeing about a case' worth of beer, all I see is stagnent water what used to be ice. Damn! I think my kid struck again! but he's out of town now with his GF. So i call him up, tell him how much i was looking forward to a beer from the ice chest, and if he knew where they might be. He's like... uh..... yeah, about that dad. See, you said I could have a few, so I was drinking them, and then i guess i forgot to save some for you.

So now I'm sitting here beerless, but wishing I had a beer. My kids pretty lucky I love him dearly, else next time i saw him he'd end up with an extra lump on his head.

Doood...I'm about done with my cycle so ANY FRIGGIN TIME U wanna have a cold one with me and my buds and shoot a game of pool at the local watering hole lemme know. Its on me. Also, Fireball seems to be the drink of choice when you want a blast.

But since I'm in Sac it might be cheaper to for you to go to the store and buy some.

**likelifting** · 02-10-2013, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox

That's a great story

Thats a great set of legz!

**lovbyts** · 02-10-2013, 10:26 PM

I have a beer for you TR sitting in my refrigerator. It's a Corona and I'm sure it's still good, it's only been there for a little over 6 years. OK MAYBE 7 but not much more.

**Honkey_Kong** · 02-11-2013, 12:58 AM

TR, when your kid gets home demand he goes to the store and pays an illegal to buy him a 40 to bring to you.

**Times Roman** · 02-11-2013, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by likelifting

Doood...I'm about done with my cycle so ANY FRIGGIN TIME U wanna have a cold one with me and my buds and shoot a game of pool at the local watering hole lemme know. Its on me. Also, Fireball seems to be the drink of choice when you want a blast.

But since I'm in Sac it might be cheaper to for you to go to the store and buy some.

Yeah, Sac is pretty far. I work in a place called, well, ever hear of a place called Stockton?

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I have a beer for you TR sitting in my refrigerator. It's a Corona and I'm sure it's still good, it's only been there for a little over 6 years. OK MAYBE 7 but not much more.

sounds delish......
....6 or 7 year old beer!?

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

TR, when your kid gets home demand he goes to the store and pays an illegal to buy him a 40 to bring to you.

sounds delish.....
.....a 40?

of what? steel reserve? old english? schlitz?
we all know only the best shit comes in a 40!!!