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Thread: In other news my roommate had a cucumber sandwich today

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    In other news my roommate had a cucumber sandwich today

    So my roommate calls me to talk and tells me he had a cucumber sandwich today. Does any guy really think he is going to call another guy and tell him he had a cucumber sandwich without some jokes coming I mean really. All I could come up with on the fly was "So you're telling me your butt cheeks were the buns?".

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    Hopefully he didnt have it in your bed
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Extra mayo?
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    Why would a guy call anyone to tell them they ate something healthy let alone a cucumber? Is he insecure about his weight and trying to impress you? Sounds like a co worker of mine, everytime he eats something LOW calorie or something he thinks is healthy he has to report it to me like it's something life changing or NOW he is going to start eating healthy. lol Nope, last 7 years he is still gaining weight/fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    Extra mayo?
    He copped to having mayo on it I said "was it salty?"

    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Why would a guy call anyone to tell them they ate something healthy let alone a cucumber? Is he insecure about his weight and trying to impress you? Sounds like a co worker of mine, everytime he eats something LOW calorie or something he thinks is healthy he has to report it to me like it's something life changing or NOW he is going to start eating healthy. lol Nope, last 7 years he is still gaining weight/fat.
    I know the type but in his case it was the most exciting part of his day other than checking facebook

    Quote Originally Posted by S&S_ShovelHead View Post
    Haha, your threads about your room mates and relatives crack me up.
    I cant make this s up.. lol
    Last edited by cherrydrpepper; 02-18-2013 at 11:01 PM.

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    Haha, your threads about your room mates and relatives crack me up.

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