Cycle my coach recommended-ready to turn pro

[sixfootseven]

Week 1-8 sausages

Week 9-16 chicken/ green beans

Week 17-24 sausages

I'm ready to get my pro card and my coach says this will get me there

Btw no pics bc I don't have a camera

[red_hulk]

Pro what?

[sixfootseven]

Pro what?

I'm trying to get my pro card, do u think its a good cycle?

[Knockout_Power]

looks like a C&B using sausage, remember to up your sausage dosage to maintain gains, maybe switch to leaner franks for the last 2 weeks before comp... whats your PCT look like? Might want to incorporate some Peptos, but otherwise gtg...

[sixfootseven]

looks like a C&B using sausage, remember to up your sausage dosage to maintain gains, maybe switch to leaner franks for the last 2 weeks before comp... whats your PCT look like? Might want to incorporate some Peptos, but otherwise gtg...

That's what I was thinking, peptos for ai and pct would be honey roasted ham and pulled pork.


So u think I'm gtg?

[kronik420]

i would front load the sausages weeks 1-4

don't know what peptos are, but i heard that ketchup is and excellent choice for an AI, 5-10g ED, adjust as needed.

[panntastic]

If he's switching to franks must use mustard as a relish inhibitor
To much pork on the receptors will make nipples leak relish real bad

[milky01623]

i would front load the sausages weeks 1-4

don't know what peptos are, but i heard that ketchup is and excellent choice for an AI, 5-10g ED, adjust as needed.

Maybe add a little English mustard to spice things up and get pct moving forward quicker

[Back In Black]

Week 1-8 sausages

Week 9-16 chicken/ green beans

Week 17-24 sausages

I'm ready to get my pro card and my coach says this will get me there

Btw no pics bc I don't have a camera

I would extend your sausages to 10 weeks and have them overlap the start of the chicken and start the sausages again at 15 weeks. No need for green beans at your level.

I'd throw in some whole grain as well as English mustard for 2 weeks PCT. then you can jump straight back on cycle as soon as you like.

[panntastic]

Where for the love of god is the bacon?
We all know cycles shouldn't be run without bacon

[austinite]

I would extend your sausages to 10 weeks and have them overlap the start of the chicken and start the sausages again at 15 weeks. No need for green beans at your level.

I'd throw in some whole grain as well as English mustard for 2 weeks PCT. then you can jump straight back on cycle as soon as you like.

Agreed. I would add that PCT starts 2 hours after last sausage.

[lovbyts]

Agreed. I would add that PCT starts 2 hours after last sausage.

PCT for sausage = Shol'va

[Perseverance1]

Don't forget to run cholesterol labs after 6 weeks. If your LDL isn't through the roof you will need to add 200-300 grams of cream cheese per meal along with 3-4 bowls of ice cream.

Keep in mind you'll need to start eating 5-10 chocolate bars a day 3 weeks out from your comp as its good for the skin. If you don't wanna run such a harsh compound for so long you can front load the chocolate bars 10 days out at 13.3 bars/day.

Let me know if you need any help with your macros, I used to work at a buffet so I know a lot about food.

[Capebuffalo]

Stats? Previous pork cycles?

[DSM4Life]

Did he mention how you are suppose to take in the sausage?

[Back In Black]

Did he mention how you are suppose to take in the sausage?

I assumed YOU were his coach?

[marcus300]

^^ lol

[milky01623]

Did he mention how you are suppose to take in the sausage?

Orally but can be ingested

[Capebuffalo]

Sublingual or suppository ?

[--->>405<<---]

hey man does anyone know where i can get some good italian sausage?? also theres a lot of fake chicken going around on this side of the pond.. u think u could hook me up with a chicken source too? lets make this quick though so i can delete this post cuz im not supposed to be asking for poultry sources on here.. this isnt a poultry sourcing board u know.. we gotta keep a close eye out for the FDA!

[Vettester]

IMO you are too young for a sausage cycle. You stand a chance to permanently suppress your porkathalamus, which will no doubt put you on PRT (pork replacement therapy) for life!

[cherrydrpepper]

IMO you are too young for a sausage cycle. You stand a chance to permanently suppress your porkathalamus, which will no doubt put you on PRT (pork replacement therapy) for life!

I agree best stick to over the counter stuff like hamburger helper until hes a little older

[Capebuffalo]

This is a sausage board and he came here for help. He's going to do it anyway. So why not tell him how to use sausage properly? I started doing sausage when I was 8 and have no sides at all. If your not going to help him tell him to use turkey bacon.

[Knockout_Power]

IMO you are too young for a sausage cycle. You stand a chance to permanently suppress your porkathalamus, which will no doubt put you on PRT (pork replacement therapy) for life!

^^^ this!

[cherrydrpepper]

Im really tired of newbs coming in here wanting to pork cycle and they have no athletic ability or conditioning I mean at a minimum you should be able to ghost ride your whip to get on the sausage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1sjPVcXBoI

[sixfootseven]

Was not expecting so much help, I have a lot to think about, especially adding bacon to my cycle. Maybe I am not ready for a full blown sausage cycle

[panntastic]

Was not expecting so much help, I have a lot to think about, especially adding bacon to my cycle. Maybe I am not ready for a full blown sausage cycle

A swine cycle needs all your time preparation and athletic ability
Not to be taken likely
If you can't dedicate 110% of your life to swine
Well
You may aswell just take cell tech

[sixfootseven]

A swine cycle needs all your time preparation and athletic ability
Not to be taken likely
If you can't dedicate 110% of your life to swine
Well
You may aswell just take cell tech

youre right, maybe I should stick to a poultry cycle until I have more experience. My buddy suggested a beef cycle, but I was like wtf thats for very advanced users. He said he did a beef only cycle when he was 20.

[panntastic]

Man bet he's living on mince for the rest of his days now
Silly boy

[canesfan804]

I thought cool-aid and PB&J sangwiches was the best pct? I am soooo screwed I will prob need PRT for sure now huh??? I only ran pork for the last 20 weeks of my 48 week poultry cycle, so maybe Ill be ok.

[Lunk1]

I believe DSM had a sticky about sausage being more effective if injected directly between the glutes! If you pull it out and push it back in quickly and repeatedly it has the best chance of the fuid getting in deep!

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job u still afraid to self inject that sausage?? also how is that oral only sausage cycle coming along u were telling me about??

[Lunk1]

job u still afraid to self inject that sausage?? also how is that oral only sausage cycle coming along u were telling me about??

I'm starting to think you are right...nothing beats injecting the sausage! I may follow your technique. Do you still prefer to bend at the knees and grab your ankles before getting the injection or do you just take it standing up??

[sixfootseven]

I believe DSM had a sticky about sausage being more effective if injected directly between the glutes! If you pull it out and push it back in quickly and repeatedly it has the best chance of the fuid getting in deep!

Lol^^^

[GirlyGymRat]

Lol^^^

I don't understand this thread. It's a joke and you're all playing along?

[Lunk1]

I don't understand this thread. It's a joke and you're all playing along?

I believe it's a joke pointed at a member who posted a dumb thread in Q&A. Now it's a running joke....

[sixfootseven]

I don't understand this thread. It's a joke and you're all playing along?

You mean you've never heard of an oral sausage cycle?

[GirlyGymRat]

I believe it's a joke pointed at a member who posted a dumb thread in Q&A. Now it's a running joke....

Every once in a while I look at q&a. Last one was by can u dig it. What a total goof. I feel for the guys working those threads. Seems to be either 1 I weigh 150 lbs, am 19 and want to take massive steroids. Or 2 same stats and I have gyno. 3 can I inject hcg into my sack......and summers coming! Yippee.

[Knockout_Power]

You mean you've never heard of an oral sausage cycle?

wtf!?!?!... I was following the suppository method for my last cycle... you mean I could have avoided it all?... even the enjoyable parts?

[Knockout_Power]

Every once in a while I look at q&a. Last one was by can u dig it. What a total goof. I feel for the guys working those threads. Seems to be either 1 I weigh 150 lbs, am 19 and want to take massive steroids. Or 2 same stats and I have gyno. 3 can I inject hcg into my sack......and summers coming! Yippee.

wait till you start reading the "can I inject synthol into my cock to add girth"... Got a ton of laughs, what an idiot... I wont be asking that one again