Roman's 2nd Krappy Joke of the day (then I'm outta here)

[Times Roman]

Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat.

Ed says " What should we do?" Bill says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while, he might need some help."

So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get him in the boat."

They wrestle Fred back into the boat. Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing."

Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth."

Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath."

Bill says, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."

[lstbred]

eewwwwww lol

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Lol..

[bikeral]

[kronik420]

lol

what was the 1st krappy joke?

[spywizard]

ewww..

I've been telling this one since before most of you all have been born..

A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey.

The bartender said, "You can't bring that monkey in here!" The man replied, "Don't worry, he won't cause any trouble."

Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball. No one can play pool anymore! Get out!" So the monkey and the man left.

The man left but came back one week later with his monkey. He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble. The bartender let him and the monkey stay.

Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his ass, and then ate it. The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!"

The man said, "Since he swallowed the cue ball, he sizes everything up before he eats it."

[MickeyKnox]

corpse's and cue balls. lol

[lovbyts]

corpse's and cue balls. lol

Doesnt get much better than that. Yeah the monkey one is an oldie but goodie. I like the horse one.

A man walks into a bar one night and sees a horse. There is a sign tied around the horses neck that says---If you make me laugh, you win a 1000 dollars---. Seeing this the guy asks the bartender if it was true. The bartender shakes his head yes, so the man asks, "Can I whisper in his ear?" Again the bartender shakes his head yes.
So the man walks over to the horse and whispers in his ear. All of the sudden the horse busts up laughing. The man walks over to the bartender and collects his money.
So a week goes by, and the man walks in and sees the same horse with a different sign. This time it says---If you make me cry, you win 1000 dollars---. So this time the man goes to the bartender and asks if he can take the horse outside. Again the bartender shakes his head yes.
So the man takes the horse out in the alley, and about 30 seconds later the horse comes in, bawling his head off.
So the man walks up to the bartender to get his money, but the bartender says, "If you want the money, you have to tell me what you have said to the horse."
The man looks at the bartender and said plainly, "Last week I told him that I had a bigger c*ck than him. This week, I proved it."

[Times Roman]

**groan!**