This one is really sick but I had to laugh..............

[Times Roman]

One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom. When he was done dumping his captains log, he looked around and noticed to his shock there was no toilet paper but a sign on the wall :

"Sorry, there is no toilet paper, but if you wipe your arse with your index and middle fingers and stick them in this hole they will be licked clean."


The man thought to himself that that was nasty and that he was not going to do that.

So he sits for a further hour trying to figure out what to do, and eventually realizes that although its nasty, that he would do it.

So he wipes his arse with his fingers and sticks them in the hole.

Then a man on the other side slams two bricks onto the mans fingers so hard the unbelievable pain...

...causes him to shove his fingers in his mouth.

[bdos]

Hahaha that's good.

[AD]

i thought he was going to get smart and put his dic into the hole to get it licked. good thing he didnt...

[lovbyts]

eww eww eww and NOT...
Another good reason to always carry a pack of baby wipes in the car especially on trips.

[stpete]

haha..Good lord. Where do you come up w/this stuff? haha..

[lovbyts]

haha..Good lord. Where do you come up w/this stuff? haha..

I vote personal experience. We all know TR likes to take road trips.

[stpete]

Ah, you might be onto something...

[Times Roman]

haha..Good lord. Where do you come up w/this stuff? haha..

OK, since you are so insistant, here's one more for your warped sense of humor...........

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed,

"Shit! THAT'S the word

[stpete]

haha...Damn.