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    Really fukked up joke....................

    Three women were in the waiting room of a gynaecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.

    The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."

    A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."

    They continued knitting.

    Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her.

    "It's Thalidomide," she said,

    "I just can't get the arms right on this fvcking sweater!"

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    Thats just wrong....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Thats just wrong....
    of couurse it's wrong....

    ....but what are you supposed to do when you can't get the arms right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Three women were in the waiting room of a gynaecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.

    The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."

    A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."

    They continued knitting.

    Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her.

    "It's Thalidomide," she said,

    "I just can't get the arms right on this fvcking sweater!"
    Only people born before 1955 would get that. I had to google Thalidomide

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley

    Only people born before 1955 would get that. I had to google Thalidomide
    Well what is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie_m63 View Post
    Well what is it?
    it was a fertility drug used in the UK. problem was, the babies came out deformed as shit, with flippers instead of limbs, all twisted up....

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