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Times Roman
Three women were in the waiting room of a gynaecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.
The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."
A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting.
Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her.
"It's Thalidomide," she said,
"I just can't get the arms right on this fvcking sweater!"