Awww.... such a cute little girl! (joke)

[Times Roman]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,

"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.

[Armykid93]

Lol pretty funny

[bigZthedestroyer]

Lmao! You are on fire lately..keep them coming!

[lovbyts]

My kind of girl.

[APower]

ahah good one

[ElectraMaddox]

I can see my sisters saying that when they were younger, heck they'd do stuff like that as adults

[lovbyts]

I can see my sisters saying that when they were younger, heck they'd do stuff like that as adults

Considering when my daughter was little we had a Python, 2 large iguanas, tarantula, rats and a few other things I'm sure I am forgetting she said stuff like that all the time. It's funny watching a 5yr old kindergartener pull a 5ft python out of a grocery store paper bag in front of a bunch of mothers for Pet day show and tell. Some of the kids didnt want to let their Hamsters or Gerbils get to close either.

I taught her this knock knock joke when she was 4.
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Mdam,
Madam who?
Open the door, My Damn foot is stuck in it.