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  1. 03-25-2013, 12:49 AM #1
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    How Stupid do you have to be??????

    Okay so I just got a phone call from a woman who is in a blind panic. Why is she panicking you ask? Well, she's freaking out because she's so dizzy she can't see straight, can't stand up and feels like she's going to throw up. It seems that on top of taking her Norco, she's had multiple alcoholic beverages, and then proceeded to let her boyfriend giver her an enema with one of those throat numbing sprays meant for deep throating.... I can't decide whether to bang my head on a wall and HOPE she gets a tubal, or laugh my ass off at her stupidity....
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    Haha I guess someone wanted butt sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    You can't fix stupid.

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    No, but hopefully, I can convince it not to reproduce!
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    So why did she call you? How are you supposed to help? Is this a FRIEND? If so it should be an ex friend ASAP. You really dont need people like that in your life because they will pull you down to their level or at least they will try.
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    She knows of my training through contact we had at a first aide class I used to teach....
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    Time to block her number I think. She is an accident looking to happen and looking for attention.
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    Nah, I'll just get a service...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...K2bmkAk#t=394s
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...K2bmkAk#t=394s
    LMAO....hahaha...I needed that lol
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    Ok, even I can't beat this, and I know some dumbshits
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Ok, even I can't beat this, and I know some dumbshits
    Yeah she's one of those that cleans with bleach and ammonia and started huffing fumes back in the 90's....
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    My friends are boring. Hahahahaha.
    This chick is no friend of mine... She's trying to convince me to be her midwife... I'm trying to convince her to get a tubal. People THIS stupid shouldn't breed....
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitstreasure View Post
    Okay so I just got a phone call from a woman who is in a blind panic. Why is she panicking you ask? Well, she's freaking out because she's so dizzy she can't see straight, can't stand up and feels like she's going to throw up. It seems that on top of taking her Norco, she's had multiple alcoholic beverages, and then proceeded to let her boyfriend giver her an enema with one of those throat numbing sprays meant for deep throating.... I can't decide whether to bang my head on a wall and HOPE she gets a tubal, or laugh my ass off at her stupidity....
    kinky broad!
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    I had a broad I dated who called me one time for help. She said she locked herself in the car and doesn't have her keys. I explained how to get out and instantly broke up with her during the same phone call.
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    Lol very funny thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    I had a broad I dated who called me one time for help. She said she locked herself in the car and doesn't have her keys. I explained how to get out and instantly broke up with her during the same phone call.
    I think I should be picking the gals you date. Just sayin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    I think I should be picking the gals you date. Just sayin.
    I agree
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I had a broad I dated who called me one time for help. She said she locked herself in the car and doesn't have her keys. I explained how to get out and instantly broke up with her during the same phone call.
    While working, I had to deal with a women who was drunk in a vehicle that had locked herself in. I tried like hell to tell her how to hit the damn unlock button...she couldnt figure out out for the life of her. All while cheating on her husband who was a co-worker...wonderful night lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I had a broad I dated who called me one time for help. She said she locked herself in the car and doesn't have her keys. I explained how to get out and instantly broke up with her during the same phone call.
    thats nothing! a buddy of mine (who is now dead).. well his mom was crazy growing up. she used to cut the grass with scissors and talk to the cats and stuff like that. needless to say when we wanted a freak show we went to his house.

    anyways so when she was younger she told us she lived in new york city in a high rise apt on the 4th floor. well apparently one day she got locked in the bathroom in her apt. she finally panicked and decided it was a good idea to open the window and climb out and hang onto the blinds (i cant remember why). in any event she was not strong enuff to pull herself back in! needless to say she finally succumbed to the inevitable and let go! fell 4 stories onto the sidewalk below and broke her hip and pelvis and some other stuff. wow..
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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    thats nothing! a buddy of mine (who is now dead).. well his mom was crazy growing up. she used to cut the grass with scissors and talk to the cats and stuff like that. needless to say when we wanted a freak show we went to his house.

    anyways so when she was younger she told us she lived in new york city in a high rise apt on the 4th floor. well apparently one day she got locked in the bathroom in her apt. she finally panicked and decided it was a good idea to open the window and climb out and hang onto the blinds (i cant remember why). in any event she was not strong enuff to pull herself back in! needless to say she finally succumbed to the inevitable and let go! fell 4 stories onto the sidewalk below and broke her hip and pelvis and some other stuff. wow..
    omg. wow. It would go dormant by the time you're half way done!
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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    thats nothing! a buddy of mine (who is now dead).. well his mom was crazy growing up. she used to cut the grass with scissors and talk to the cats and stuff like that. needless to say when we wanted a freak show we went to his house.
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    so you're saying this isnt normal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    so you're saying this isnt normal?
    Unless your grass is grown in a crate for making wheatgrass juice, probably not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by --->>405<<--- View Post
    thats nothing! a buddy of mine (who is now dead).. well his mom was crazy growing up. she used to cut the grass with scissors and talk to the cats and stuff like that. needless to say when we wanted a freak show we went to his house.

    anyways so when she was younger she told us she lived in new york city in a high rise apt on the 4th floor. well apparently one day she got locked in the bathroom in her apt. she finally panicked and decided it was a good idea to open the window and climb out and hang onto the blinds (i cant remember why). in any event she was not strong enuff to pull herself back in! needless to say she finally succumbed to the inevitable and let go! fell 4 stories onto the sidewalk below and broke her hip and pelvis and some other stuff. wow..
    Sounds more like she landed on her head. Either that or she got some Good/Bad LSD as a teen.
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