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    If you can answer this!

    why does sour cream have an expiry date?
    Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
    Why do scientist call it "re"search when they are looking for something new?
    How come abbreviated is such a long word?
    Why is the alphabet in that order?
    How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
    When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
    What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
    What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?
    If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

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    1. Because it's still a dairy product that can mold. The name is used as a discription, not a classification

    2. Becasue they will mold after days of sitting wet. I wash mine EOD

    3. Because they found what they need an answer for, the answer comes from re-searching

    4. Irony

    5. Because the song wouldn't roll off the tongue as well in any other order

    6. Automatic repsonse from the brain to eliminate the possibility that the button might not have been pressed directly

    7. Bite me

    8. I don't know but I would guess not birdies

    9. Loaf(pinched)

    10. Beer thirty

    11. I don't even want to think about that.

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    VERY GOOD

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    Were thse the right answers? If so...man Pheed you're one smart mf'er....

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    dont know where they are? thats why I asked lol

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    Originally posted by paulastone
    dont know where they are? thats why I asked lol
    LMAO....well in that case....

    I like the remote question....why is that...it owuld be so much easier to get new batteries....but instead....we'll take them out and move them around before we go buy new ones...

    The answer to the Lipton tea....it's called "tea baggin"....

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    tea baggin lol

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