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    You're all a bunch of....

    ... wonderfully helpful people. As some of you know, I write a blog for women and the things that are considered "feminine arts" for them to learn. I've recently run out of ideas for what to cover and have been trying to overcome a case of writer's block when I realized that all you wonderful people might have ideas.... So, what things are you happy your woman knows how to do, wish women knew how to do, or wish you had learned about running a home/family/being a responsible adult? I figure as much testosterone as is floating around the board you guys would probably be full of ideas....

    Please keep your answers at least remotely serious please. (After all, your daughter/sister/wife MIGHT be one of my readers )

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    heres the one that could help men understand women all around the world.... please explain why women like emotional arguments, cause guys avoid at all costs and do not understand what the need to shout and get all worked up is all about

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    ^^^ this is serious... we would like to know and are generally clueless. You could help many a married man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    heres the one that could help men understand women all around the world.... please explain why women like emotional arguments, cause guys avoid at all costs and do not understand what the need to shout and get all worked up is all about
    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    ^^^ this is serious... we would like to know and are generally clueless. You could help many a married man
    The shortest answer ever: Estrogen.
    Second shortest answer: She probably doesn't like it, it's just the way her brain is wired.

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    well that certainly cant be made into an article

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    my girl is in the process of writing a review blog for all the adult toys we are trying out... maybe you should do the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power
    my girl is in the process of writing a review blog for all the adult toys we are trying out... maybe you should do the same
    I'm trying to get my wife to try more of these.

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    I'm glad my wife still manages to make me laugh even when I'm the worst of pissed off moods. Just by her bein quirky and. She always gets me to relax and chuckle a bit evn if she was the one to make me mad lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS View Post
    I'm trying to get my wife to try more of these.
    you're married? I thought you were just out of jr high?

    Anyways, I encourage this kind of behavior... I think a lot of guys needs to lose their egos in the bedroom. I dont care how amazing you think you are in bed, or how much your girl tells you you're the best shes ever had, nothing comes close to the look on her face when you REALLY show her how much you want to satisfy her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    my girl is in the process of writing a review blog for all the adult toys we are trying out... maybe you should do the same
    When I come across one that's worth it, I do. Most of them though, just aren't worth the effort.... (JT's stockroom is awesome, by the way.)

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    pffft, dont know about JT, but we have a uhaul sized box full of just the ones we are going to try... the ones we use in the shower are by far the most fun. For a tiny girl, she sure can accommodate

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    Who is the TOOL in you Av, KTS?

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    Thinking on it, all my favorite toys are either from Home Depot or JT's stockroom....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stpete View Post
    Who is the TOOL in you Av, KTS?
    No clue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stpete View Post
    Who is the TOOL in you Av, KTS?
    I knew you were looking at his tool

    quick interlude... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

    you're married? I thought you were just out of jr high?

    Anyways, I encourage this kind of behavior... I think a lot of guys needs to lose their egos in the bedroom. I dont care how amazing you think you are in bed, or how much your girl tells you you're the best shes ever had, nothing comes close to the look on her face when you REALLY show her how much you want to satisfy her.
    Married a bit over seven months now.

    Lol I love using toys on her. Trying to get her to use them while I watch but she is reluctant to do so. She can be shy about new things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS View Post
    Married a bit over seven months now.

    Lol I love using toys on her. Trying to get her to use them while I watch but she is reluctant to do so. She can be shy about new things.
    takes time, dont rush it. My girl is younger than me, but still most likely older than yours and she had never even owned one before. All I did was finally ask her to show me how she would like me to use it on her so she gets more pleasure... then I just sat back and enjoyed

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    You know, KP, I've thought about writing a site for men about how to handle their women/relationships.... But I'm not so sure I want to be a gender traitor

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitstreasure View Post
    You know, KP, I've thought about writing a site for men about how to handle their women/relationships.... But I'm not so sure I want to be a gender traitor
    as much as I would have love to read this years ago... Im actually finding that when you're with the right woman, you enjoy finding these things out together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

    takes time, dont rush it. My girl is younger than me, but still most likely older than yours and she had never even owned one before. All I did was finally ask her to show me how she would like me to use it on her so she gets more pleasure... then I just sat back and enjoyed
    I'll try that approach. But I def don't pressure her. Wanna make sure it's always as enjoyable and the least stressful as possible. We still have some difficulty when general intercourse because it tends to be painful to her which makes me feel bad honestly. So I like to do as many alternatives when that happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I knew you were looking at his tool

    quick interlude... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8
    Great song! Thanks.

    I'm going to put this song on my i-pod when i workout. Thinking about you all the while big guy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stpete View Post
    Great song! Thanks.

    I'm going to put this song on my i-pod when i workout. Thinking about you all the while big guy!!
    just added it... only had Sober on there... I have the saddest playlist... less than 2 dozen songs

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    C'mon, guys, don't make me resort to writing tutorials for women on how to rebuild a 4 barrel carb... gimme a hand....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitstreasure View Post
    C'mon, guys, don't make me resort to writing tutorials for women on how to rebuild a 4 barrel carb... gimme a hand....
    you can? Too bad you're married... I hate fuel injection

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    you can? Too bad you're married... I hate fuel injection
    I did all my own wrench work when I was dragging in my 1974 Olds. Baby had a 350 Rocket bored out to be a 383 with a rochester 750 quadrajet 4 barrel carb. You bet I can!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitstreasure View Post
    I did all my own wrench work when I was dragging in my 1974 Olds. Baby had a 350 Rocket bored out to be a 383 with a rochester 750 quadrajet 4 barrel carb. You bet I can!
    I usually refrain from these threads but this turns me on!! I had a 350 Rocket myself. But it couldn't hold a candle to my 302 that was bored 60 over. Shorty Headers and Flowmaster Exhaust. She was a bad little bitch!!

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    Oh yeah, the 350 can SCREAM if she's tuned right. After I had the bore work done and got her reassembled, I spent the next few years wishing I hadn't touched it. I've been thinking about building another one after the relocation, it'll depend on where we end up though.

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    Yes, humidity plays a factor.

    I just adjusted my jets(in my 650 carb) to accomodate different temps.

    I had a 79 Trans Am w/a 403 that was bored 40 over. And she was a 4 speed! It was freakin great to be at 70 mph in second gear!! haha..I miss that car!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stpete View Post
    Yes, humidity plays a factor.

    I just adjusted my jets(in my 650 carb) to accomodate different temps.

    I had a 79 Trans Am w/a 403 that was bored 40 over. And she was a 4 speed! It was freakin great to be at 70 mph in second gear!! haha..I miss that car!
    There isn't anything quite like the feel of tires breaking loose when you down shift to pass, is there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitstreasure View Post
    You know, KP, I've thought about writing a site for men about how to handle their women/relationships.... But I'm not so sure I want to be a gender traitor
    you could be like Steve Harvey lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cancer82 View Post
    you could be like Steve Harvey lol
    I'm not sure if that's meant to be encouragement or discouragement....?

    Quote Originally Posted by kitstreasure View Post
    So, what things are you happy your woman knows how to do, wish women knew how to do, or wish you had learned about running a home/family/being a responsible adult? I figure as much testosterone as is floating around the board you guys would probably be full of ideas....

    Please keep your answers at least remotely serious please. (After all, your daughter/sister/wife MIGHT be one of my readers )
    So do any of you have any suggestions relating to the original question?

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    My wife is always put together and remembers everything, if I didn't have her idk what I'd do lol she just always seems to be on point

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitstreasure View Post
    But I'm not so sure I want to be a gender traitor
    encouragement....he wrote a book for the ladies....called Act like a woman, think like a man....so u could write a book that lets us know how women " operate" and give us insight on women

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    I've discovered over the last 28 years of marriage that I can't stay mad at my wife, nor her at me.... if we are making love on a regular basis....... when things get busy and its been a day or 2 we both get kinda pissy, life is full of stress so we have agreed that if we notice that happening that we get naked and indulge in a little stress relief, which is all great but just the other day I was feeling stressed and she bent over to pick up a loaf of bread so I dropped my pants and went to work right there on the spot, she loved it...... of course we aren't welcome at walmart anymore.

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    OK I know fare is fare but Ewwww that AV is just to much. Now if it was DSM for some reason it's OK. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    OK I know fare is fare but Ewwww that AV is just to much. Now if it was DSM for some reason it's OK. lol
    So a gay man can post a beefcake, but a hetero woman can't? Huh?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitstreasure View Post
    So a gay man can post a beefcake, but a hetero woman can't? Huh?!?!
    It's because the ones he post are typically not as revealing in AV but only random post that are easily skipped over. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    It's because the ones he post are typically not as revealing in AV but only random post that are easily skipped over. lol
    Okay, I guess I can see that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitstreasure View Post
    Okay, I guess I can see that.
    Much better, I can live with the exposed chest and open fly. lol
    It was just something about those tighty whities. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts

    Much better, I can live with the exposed chest and open fly. lol
    It was just something about those tighty whities. lol
    I had no problem with the previous AV or any others that you have posted Treasure! All in good fun.

    So Lovbyts. Like my legs. Been smashing lower body for the last 2 weeks. Lol.

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