Lets hear them. What is the best line in a movie ever?
I have not yet begun to defile myself. Doc Holliday Tombstone
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Lets hear them. What is the best line in a movie ever?
I have not yet begun to defile myself. Doc Holliday Tombstone
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That's a great plan, Walter. That's f*ckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss ****in' watch.
Beach Bodybuilder ~Elite-Hall of Fame~
Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him?
NO SOURCES GIVEN
aka "JOB"
don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
I can't remember if this was a movie or one of Bears posts LMAO!
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Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
"Even sexier than Siggy"
" Im your huckleberry"
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My all time fav !!!Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
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"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
John Wayne "The Shootist"
"cool as shit and knows his stuff"
The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.
Pulp fiction again
But only Christopher Walken could of done that speech
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For Papa
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
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Jackson: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.
Travolta" Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jackson: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ****in' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Travolta: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jackson: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot ****in' master.
Travolta: Given a lot of 'em?
Jackson: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Travolta: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage? **** you.
"Even sexier than Siggy"
Jerk that pistol and go to work...SMACK....Skin that smoke wagon and lets see what happens...SMACK... I said throw down boy.... SMACK... you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
Last edited by Knockout_Power; 04-02-2013 at 01:47 PM.
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I'll tell you what I'd do man....2 chicks at the same time man!
Office Space
Member
Sex Panther its illegal in 6 countries. Ladies love it.
To be honest with you it smells like pure gasoline
60% of the time it works every time .
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I told that kraut a thousand ****ing times I don't roll on shabbas!
Big lebowski
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Arthur: Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have
Arthur: Well what's that then
Black Knight: It's but a flesh wound
Monty Python
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I'm kind of a big deal, people know me!
Knowledgeable Member
Mr. Pink: "Did you kill anybody?" Mr. White: "A few cops." Mr. Pink: "No real people?" Mr. White: "Just cops."
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Bounty hunter #1:
You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales:
Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1:
A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales:
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Elite-AR-Hall of Famer
i have 2: the first one only because i agree with it... the second because it is just plain old bad ass..
1. The Usual Suspects: (Kevin Spacey) "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist".
2. Gladiator: (Russell Crowe - my favorite movie BTW) "“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
VET
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.
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Fuentes: A last wish, please, please. Please.
Creasy: Last wish? I wish you had more time.
Man On Fire
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Awww. The usual suspect. Awesome movie - "Give me the ****in key's you cocksucker." LMAO - Benico was hilarious!!!!
Member
"Now go home and get your f****in' shine box!"
"cool as shit and knows his stuff"
Team America
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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Good fellas
"cool as shit and knows his stuff"
Goodfellas pure classic
"cool as shit and knows his stuff"
Lol .
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Classic Here
D-day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[Runs out, alone, then returns.]
Bluto: What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!
Life is only stressful if you care!
How do you write women so well?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNKIjLLZMWs
aka "JOB"
If the coach woulda put me in the 4th quarter, we woulda gone to state for sure!
Productive Member
LOL I was going to put this
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John Milton: "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ****in' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!"
Anabolic Member
"Lt. Dang you got legs"
Productive Member
"Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens Larry when you find a stranger in the Alps?"
Associate Member
Each morning when I wake up I piss excellence...
Knowledgeable Member
In a French accent: I fart in your general direction!
chomp chomp chomp clink clink clink
Associate Member
Ready your breakfast and eat hardy.....for tonight...........WE DINE IN HELL
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Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.
Junior Member
'Tis the season to be merry.
That's my name.
No sh*t.
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